Anything Goes (Part 2)
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What warning does Mark give about eating carrots?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructibles. This episode. Makeshift Mark kicks off, displays the new merch, then tells his horror story of consuming babies. Weekender Wade refuses hospice cohabitation, clubs balls, praises the bangles, and earns Dick as an assistant. Blameworthy Bob has a warm pond, a mute mind, and quotes a nana's meme. From altered images to Californian philanthropy. It's time for Anything Goes Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to Distractable. Oh, was it recording? Now is it going? Alright, cool. Hello and welcome to Distractable. The podcast where you come for laughs, goofs, and maybe a few heartfelt boo hoos every once in a while. Have we ever made anyone cry in this episode? God, I hope so. God, I hope so. Probably. Well, I'm your host, Markiplier, the guy you know, the guy you love. All the listeners, you know my voice. All the viewers, you know my face. You know my eyes. They know your soul. They know my soul. And I know theirs. Intimately. Oh. What's wrong? I like what he's got going on here. A little indigestion, I think. Oh, indigestion? That's funny. Boy, do I have a story about that. All right, just steal my story, I guess.
Yeah, go for it. Oh, I won't. Not yet. Not yet, guys. Not yet. Anyway. How are you guys, my fellow hosts, my fell I can't look at that anymore. Hi. Oh, thank God. I'm comforted. I like when you make a lot of ice. It makes me feel confident. Good, good, good. A lot of real, genuine, not at all disturbing eye contact. Yep, yep, yep, and jeez. Double it or nothing. Alright, this is Distractable, the game show where I'm gonna be hosting and subjecting these two to my whims. Where's my point keeper? Fuck. Always love when you come prepared. Fuck Hold on, I didn't know I was gonna be recording. That's true. To be com completely fair to him, he had no idea he was about to have to be recording. That's true, only about about an hour's heads up.
We were doing stuff. What are you we give me a hard time for? Alright, yeah, fuck you, Mark, you idiot. Ha! A little mean. That's a little horribly cruel. Yeah, he's hosting, man. You should go easy on him. Ah, you're right. You're right. I'm gonna write some points here. Grubbing out an address first, but then I'm gonna rub it up
points.
Uh gets you some points. You got points for six eight one seven Markiplier Drive. Yes, I own my own road. Keep telling you, man, you're not it's hard to stay inconspicuous when you live on a road that's named after your own self. No, they would never assume. They would never assume. That's why I live on not Wade's Avenue. It'd be like stupid in every conceivable way, but how funny would it be if you just maybe even if it wasn't you, if someone was like, Ah God, I love Markiplier. I'm gonna rename one of the streets in my town to Markiplier Avenue. And then just droves of people just show up and like, Mark lives here, right? What is this which house is Mark's? And all the poor idiots who live on that road
I mean it's not their fault, but fuck those guys. Look look, maybe back in the day my fans would be rabid enough to do that, but they're real chill nowadays. They're real chill nowadays.
No.
Anywho, I gotta write uh points for who insulted me? Who insulted me? Me. Wade Wade, did you insult me? No, Bob insulted you.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What warning does Mark give about eating carrots?
0:00–7:20
2
How did the carrot prank lead to a hospital visit?
7:20–14:10
3
What treatments did the doctors use to relieve the choking episode?
14:10–23:48
4
How did Mark feel after being discharged and what follow‑up plans does he have?
23:48–31:45
5
Why do the hosts discuss inner dialogue and mental chatter?
31:45–40:18
6
What are the hosts’ opinions on minimum‑wage jobs and break policies?
40:18–48:21
7
What concerns do they raise about NFL contract negotiations?
48:21–55:38
8
How does the episode wrap up with the final game‑show points and closing thoughts?
55:38–1:02:00