Anything Goes (Part 3)
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Good evening, gentle listeners guild or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode. Ballooned Mark talks exploding dongs, then gives us a threequel. Bijou Bob makes everyone come while stuffing, waxes wicked, Mr. Presley, and constantly confabulates. Witching Wade is dubbed Uatu due to Gen V, but raises vegemite, hentai, and bald eagles. From slaughtering podcasts to samurai bears. Ha ha ha ha It's time for Anything goes part three. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Welcome to Destrectable! The only show you'll ever need because we killed all the others ones! I w we killed them dead. We we snuck into their apartments and now those shows don't exist anymore. Yeah, we killed all those others ones. Metaphorically, of course, by being so good. What, you know that episode where we insulted them all? Finally worked? Yes, they're all gone. Yes, and now people only have us. Well, you know, I don't know if the world would be a better place if we were the only podcast in the world, but I know it wouldn't be a worse place. Well Hey, his point is arguable. His point is arguable. It's up to you if you want to argue it though. No, I choose not to, but it's arguable. No, it's rainy out.
I'm too tired today. Given that it's the podcast. Podcatholic podcast. Podcastalyps? Podcatholics. No, that's not it. Podcatholics. Yeah. Podcatholics. Given that it's the pod Catholics. I have forget my point I was gonna made. I was gonna say something clever and witty after that. I think I just rubbed bacon grease into my eye. I was eating bacon. Oh dude, is that a new skincare routine? For your eye skin? What do you keep at your desk? Mr. Clean and Bacon? No, I mean I ate the bacon, but I haven't I didn't exactly wash my hands since that moment, so it doesn't sing. I'm fine. Oh, we can make some gravy in those peepers. My name is Mark Blair. I'm gonna be the host today. I've got my scoreboard and I've got an episode idea.
And the people that I'm gonna subject to my whims is these guys. Bob. And Wade. Dust baby. Yeah, only one of them is gonna see the end of this episode. Well, I never watch our episode, so it'll probably be Wade, I guess. Am I representing the listeners again? But I can only hear the end.
We represent the listener skilled.
What is the “Anything Goes Part 3” premise and how does the random timer game work?
You did it. I don't take credit for that. Dude, I just got Pink Pony Club out of my head after the last like four days. I needed something else. This is fine. Is it scary movie three where they're like the killer video tape from the ring? They're like, We're playing it all day. Here it is again. They just keep playing the ring tape on repeat. I don't remember accurately enough to know, but No Shizzle Gizengard. Never mind. Look, Scary Movie Three was a really, really funny movie. Like it shouldn't have been that funny. No. For being the third in the franchise and completely different directors. Third movies are often the best. Godfather Part Three, you know? The Matrix Res Revolutions. What's that one call? It's the third one called Relo re revised.
Frozen three, I'm melting. Oh, that was pretty good. That was pretty good. All right. Small talk. Man, it's been it's I don't want to date this episode too hard, but it is coming out the day after American Thanksgiving. I don't know if you can tell. I'm pretty sick. I did not sleep last night. I'm feeling great. And guests arrive at our house, which we moved into less than two weeks ago for Thanksgiving in approximately
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
How does the episode open with the T‑Mobile 5G Home Internet advertisement?
0:00–0:06
2
What question does the host ask about how to know if someone is truly a friend?
0:06–3:40
3
What is the “Anything Goes Part 3” premise and how does the random timer game work?
3:40–9:08
4
How do the hosts discuss hosting Thanksgiving while dealing with a cold and a sore eye?
9:08–16:13
5
Which news stories are covered, like the Vegemite‑in‑prison rights claim and the bald‑eagle windshield incident?
16:13–22:19
6
How do they break down the NFL spitting controversy and the related player arguments?
22:19–34:59
7
What are the rules and scoring for the point‑taking game, and who ends up winning?
34:59–44:39
8
How do they wrap up the episode and preview upcoming plans and episodes?
44:39–45:45