Best of Henry (Compilation)
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What is the opening ad and introduction for the episode?
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From shaggy dog tails to a life well lived. It's time for Best of Henry
You guys know Henry, right? You've met Henry. Henry is a rescue, has gone through a pretty traumatic past, was rescued, actually injured. Uh, but when we got him, he did not trust strangers. He especially did not trust men. He was like really quiet, shy. Now, after years of work, because it does take a lot of work, but with love and attention and training. He's way smarter than Chica. Look, no insult to Chica, but Chica isn't exactly the brightest. No.
Bulb in
the drawer. But he is like so incredibly smart. Point in case I have a video with audio that I would like to play for you guys right now. It is very adorable. Don't get me wrong. This is very adorable. Listen to listen to Henry.
Hehehehehehe Ha ha
Adorable, right? He sounds excited or stressed. Yeah, excited.
Who was Henry and what was his rescue background?
Uh we just picked him up and we're taking him home, right? Very cute. It sounded like he was laughing and he was smiling and wagging the whole time. So he's very happy. Now imagine that sound for thirty minutes straight. That could know. That was incredibly annoying. And and every like minute or so, he would sneeze all over the back of our heads and like shake and slobber all over us. Like all these elements are incredibly annoying. However, wouldn't trade it for the world. Love that dog. Yeah. Inside and out. There's no part that I would ever change about Henry. Like, just a fantastic dog. Incredible. Lovely. Have I ever told you about? Henry's piss oranges? No, I don't think so. Well there's an orange tree at a house we used to have a while back.
Um and it was you know it it made oranges every year. That was real that was
Didn't it make limes, if I recall? No. I'm pretty sure it made limes. Ethan told me that. Do you not remember that? No, I don't remember it. There's an episode from uh from uh Unisadas where Ethan was real sad and you guys are in the backyard and he was just like, Can I have one of
these limes?
And you're like, that's a that's an orange tree. They're just they're not it's like, Okay, I'm gonna take a lime. I mean you're and you're just like, Either those are oranges and they're not ready yet and he just takes one and he's like,
Mm. Oh, this lime doesn't taste very good. Bad limes, Mark.
I don't remember that at
all. It was like an extended bit. I bet it was. I bet it was. Uh but Henry pissed on that tree a lot. No wonder they taste so good. They did. That's what I'm saying. Is those oranges tasted amazing. And I they tasted better the better the longer we were there. I'm not lying, not joking. It's probably not because of the piss, but what is a tree if not a big life straw? Filters out the piss. Dog pee kills grass, flavors orange.
Why do the hosts describe Henry as unbelievably smart?
Breaking news. Yeah. I mean orange, the juice is some
kind of yellow. If I peed and it looked like orange juice, I'd be like, ah, close enough. I don't need to see a doctor about that. That's that's good. That's very good actually. Plus it smells clean and fresh. Or would it still smell like pea? I guess I don't know which way that goes.
Uh so yeah, if you guys didn't know, LA is now a tropical rainforest. Uh it rains nonstop here. It has been raining for like the past two days straight. It's going to keep raining for another two days. And then this is right after the second like big what do they call it? The rain channel floodway, the the rain slipstream. The sky goosh. Yeah, sky goosh, yeah. Sky Usy is opening up upon you. Yeah. So the drought was over two rainstorms ago, right? Maybe three. It was over last year. It's still raining.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening ad and introduction for the episode?
0:00–1:42
2
Who was Henry and what was his rescue background?
1:42–3:38
3
Why do the hosts describe Henry as unbelievably smart?
3:38–6:36
4
What is the story behind Henry’s “orange tree” and the lime‑scented pee?
6:36–13:05
5
How does the endless rain in LA affect the walk with Henry?
13:05–19:01
6
What happened when a bear appeared during the night walk?
19:01–20:58
7
Why does Chica hate pools but love creeks?
20:58–21:32