Best Of The Old Ads (Part One)
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What happened when the host’s car broke down on the highway?
This episode of Distractable is sponsored by Edmonds. Uh guys, I'm in the middle of uh the highway. I'm on like the the 405. My car broke down and it won't drive at all? It's just kinda like dead. I'm in the middle. Isn't this the car you just got? It didn't even have signs or anything. It was just like a car there in the back, and I was like, for sick. Oh, we told you not to use them. You should have gone with Edmonds. His name was Ed. No, uh you gotta go to Edmonds so you can explore all your options. Uh looking for eco-friendly, bigger, roomier, safer, more reliable, maybe would have been a good one for you to search for. Ed had like a bunch
of his kids there. They said they loved it. It was their favorite car.
Yeah, I feel like Edmund's in depth reviews from their team of automotive experts might have led you down a better path, buddy. Actually he let his grandma stay in the car with me and she would read the directions for me. Did she come with the car? Is she your grandma now? Uh she's sleeping. Let's just say that she's sleeping right now. Um, 'cause when I rolled the car, she might have not had her seatbelt on. Actually there weren't actually seat belts in the back. Oh see if they got uh like a rope or something. Maybe they can airlift you guys out of there. Well they're kinda staying away 'cause when the car rolled the trunk opened and like all these guns like started pouring out into the Okay, here's what you need to do.
You need to go to Edmunds, you need to go to their website, okay. You can try to get an appraisal for the current whatever it is you're in, maybe try to do a trade in. Uh hey
uh yeah, I I didn't hear a word you said. Uh I think I gotta get on the ground now.
If you're considering making a change on the road, Edmonds is here to help. Visit Edmonds.com slash appraisal to get your free online appraisal today. That's E D M U N D S dot com slash appraisal. Edmunds, they drive it like it is. This episode of Distractable is brought to you by Mint Mobile. It's time to save Sorry, sorry, sorry. I thought I had my I thought I had that on silent. Sounds familiar. Uh hello?
You're receiving a phone call from California State Penitentiary. Press one to accept.
Bad in here, but uh if you guys can provide a hundred thousand dollars bail to the courthouse like in the next hour, that'd be great. You know what, man? If you're trying to make bail, I got a way you can save money and have better phone service. Well, I mean the phone service Have you heard of Mint Mobile, Mark? Because what? Mint Mobile offers premium wireless at just 15 bucks a month, so you can start saving up towards that hundred grand uh bail. But uh also if you could like use that money that you saved to give me the bail. I spent all the money on the car. You don't have to be cagey about this, okay? Mint mobile does not have any sneaky contract stuff, no no secret terms or anything like that. You can just bring your own phone, keep your same phone number, and just switch over their service.
Hassle free, super cheap. Uh yesterday they picked up what I was saying, but my service was so bad they just heard a lot of stuff about turning on grandma, turning off grandma. So they're saying I killed Ed's grandma intentionally. Uh so i will this new phone have like good reception? Oh yeah. No mint mint mobile's wireless service, it matches or beats the best wireless service you can get.
Great, uh well, um okay, uh can I just kill alright, uh I did I need I need I need
To get your new wireless plan for just fifteen bucks a month and get the plan shipped to your door for free. Go to mintmobile.com slash distractable. That's M-I-N-T-M-O-B-I-L-E.com slash D-I-S-T-R-A-C-T-I-B-L-E. Cut your wireless bill to fifteen bucks a month at mintmobile.com slash distractable. This episode of Distractable is sponsored by BetterHelp. Is that he's call he's calling again. Oh boy. All right. Hello?
You're receiving a phone call from California State Meditentiary. Press one to accept. Oh hey,
wow. I uh hello. I uh got to you. You actually answered this time. Uh got that new phone.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened when the host’s car broke down on the highway?
0:11–4:37
2
How does Edmonds suggest you choose the right car for your needs?
4:37–9:40
3
Why is Mint Mobile promoted as the cheapest way to get a new phone plan?
9:40–14:31
4
What benefits does BetterHelp offer for people feeling burned out?
14:31–18:26
5
How does Manscaped market its grooming kit for men’s health?
18:26–23:13
6
Why is Helix Sleep’s mattress quiz recommended for better sleep?
23:13–28:06
7
What is the “emergency broadcast” about and how does it tie into the episode’s humor?
28:06–36:02
8
How does Noom help listeners start a weight‑loss journey?
36:02–39:04