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Chapter 1: What word game are they playing?
Fighting for the duty today, we have the only two other guys who are ever here, Mark and Wade. Hello. Hello. Maybe I shouldn't say hi, but I won't dock you points yet. I do have a game. I have a topic. It's a game. I'll give that away. But before we get into that, we always start with small talk.
It hasn't actually been that long since we've talked to each other, but also feels somehow like it's been quite a long time, which I feel like could be the subtitle of the book about the last five years of my life. But how are you guys doing today? How is your, how's it been? How's it going?
great great great only positive vibes yeah yeah i actually in in the in the past two days since we last talked i did a full redo of my whole render farm if i take a picture of it afterwards because i didn't take a picture of it during it i'll send it to the editors if i remember a lot of conditions this is never going to happen no one's ever going to see this editors invent a render farm make it look awesome
It still has some wires across the floor just because of where the electricians put in plugs and the fact that it is a bathroom. But it's a lot cleaner now. It works a lot better. It turns out if you don't shove something up against your air conditioners that you've put in, it's able to breathe and circulate air better. So give those room to breathe. Everything's going.
I got the Leaning Tower of Mac Studios. It's great. What does that mean? When I picture your render farm, don't take offense to this, I picture C-3PO after he got ripped apart and is like in the backpack where all the pieces are there, but there's wires and he's like heads on backwards. That's how it was before. Did I not show you a picture of the before? I'm pretty sure I did.
It's a dystopian, it was a dystopian cyberpunk kind of nonsense thing. If I type server into my phone's pictures, it doesn't come up. And I'm like, why wouldn't that come up? And I'm like, oh yeah, because it doesn't look anything like what they would think a server looks like. What's the search term to find that picture? Post-apocalyptic nightmare rat's nest of wires and...
oh there it is let me look up apocalypse oh no results okay uh nest of wires rat king let me look up rat king nope yeah man i can't find this uh it's a mystery apple intelligence my booty well it's working great after the rebuild right no issues Yeah, so you rebuilt it and nothing has gone wrong and it worked perfectly the whole time. Kind of. It's not my fault. Of course it's not.
No, I can't find it.
Anyway, it's it's good, except one of the things that I dislike is these small, like arbitrary details about computers that, you know, you have to really read the manuals to know or read in depth about reviews and anything. I'm sure a bunch of people know that if you need to populate all of the RAM slots for server grade hardware to run at full performance, it needs all the channels filled.
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Chapter 2: What are Wade's plumbing issues?
I've definitely it's like the cicadas are coming out, but not remotely like that kind of bullshit. Every tree, there's shells and there's ones actively crawling. And then around like three or four in the afternoon, it just starts to get like definitely loud outside from the making all the noise. I think you live in and amongst more treed areas than we do.
We kind of live on top of a hill where there's not really any woods around us or anything. It's more just like houses. Yeah, I'm not excited for that. I'm just imagining piles of dead ones in the garage and crunchy footsteps. They are all over the place. Shells all over the place. Every tree, the base of the tree is just like, instead of leaves, just cicada shells. So Mark, VO3. VO3.
Wade, you haven't seen anything about VO3? Yeah. Usually games only have two voiceover options for the main character, but now that they're introducing a third, you have more play and know how your character sounds when you're playing these games. It's really cool. Hey, can I show a video here that will give you insight into what we're talking about, Wade?
is it the influencer impossible challenges one no no i haven't seen that one this is the pharmaceutical commercial 100 gorillas versus one donkey all right wait i want you to see this i tried everything for my depression nothing worked okay great every day felt heavy i felt trapped
Then I tried Pupperman.
Our prescription helps your body secrete a special pheromone that attracts puppies. I took the pill before bed, and when I woke up, there he was, the love of my life.
The pill does not target depression directly, but we've found that it's really difficult to be depressed when cute dogs show up at your doorstep. I used to feel so empty, but now I feel joy and mild concern how a pee stain got on the ceiling. My puppy listens twice as good as my ex-husband and only climbs into the lap of half as many of my friends.
He chewed up my Bible and pooped in my good chair, but I'm happy for the first time in years. Looks like a rat, barks like a demon, but he saved my life.
I named him Earl. He follows me everywhere and farts in his sleep, just like my first husband.
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Chapter 3: How did they rebuild the server farm?
Oh my god, where's all this information we're gathering? It must be the... I really regret the emotion I was doing there, but I wish you would have kept it going. I didn't want to make sure no one finished. One word. Snake. That doesn't mean anything. We're not doing long. Oh, is this France? Alright, as much as I love that, that's another strike, buddy. I'm sorry about that. What was the topic?
Aliens? What was it? Things aliens would mistake as our god after visiting Earth. A snake might be there. One word, Wade. Celebrity. It could be plural. That sounded like two words to me. Rectangle. Yeah? All right. One word. Keep it going. Vehicle. Strike. One more. One word. I like this. Porn. That's probably accurate enough. Cows. Corn. Corn? King. Big house, lots of gold jewelry.
Could be a god. They think so. Dog. Nah. Oh, come on. Everybody loves dogs. How is that not one of them? Because my rules are arbitrary and shitty. That's why. Household items that would definitely kill you in the Goosebumps books. Wade is first. Toothbrush. Still one word? No, we're starting fresh. Reset all the filters. Say whatever you want. Definitely a toothbrush. A cursed toothbrush.
A double basket air fryer. A container of chapstick. I'll give you a strike just on principle for bringing that up. That's a strike. I feel like you know what you did. Mark? Roomba. Oh, definitely. Give it a name brand. Me? No, it's Wade's turn. We're going back and forth, right? What are you? Roomba by Roomba. An iRobot Roomba. I accept Mark's answer. Wade, give it a name brand. Keep going.
Broom by Baskins and Robbins. It's happening. Let's go ahead and call that strike two. Mark, do you know any words? Yeah. Yeah. Ninja creamy. Oh, that one is scary and also gross. Can we have an aside on how gross the ninja creamy is? Can I just say this? It's never creamed anything for me. Not the final product.
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Chapter 4: What challenges do they face with AI content?
The way it functions, this is completely a thing that no one needs to know, but the way it creamy works, what it does is it turns things that are frozen solid into slushies, effectively. The way it works is you screw a thing full of frozen whatever onto it, and then the blade attaches to the thing and extends out. The pole that the blade attaches to... You don't get to clean that.
That extends into the cup of stuff and touches your food and then retracts into the device and then you take the blade off of it and you clean the blade. But you don't clean the post that holds the blade. It touches your food. There's just no way that that's sanitary. I have one, and I really like the Ninja Creamy because I can get completely sugar-free dessert things that are kind of ice creamy.
It's good. It's fine. There's no way that that's sanitary, right? There's a metal thing that touches your food. I think you're onto something there. And it's dairy. A lot of it's dairy. Because it's for ice cream. Air quotes. Anyway, that doesn't mean anything. But Ninja Creamy, good brand. Oh, it's me now. I'm going to leave it on brand names, Wade. I want you to succeed at this one.
I think you can do it. A whole chicken by Chicken Man. I might've stolen that from an SNL skit. Yeah, no, I know that's good. Does your man like chicken? Then he might like chicken, man. I'll allow it. I'll allow it. That is not a real brand, but that is a brand name of chicken. A wolf microwave like mine that refuses, that is all touchscreen based. There's no physical knobs.
And in the middle of cooking it, it decides to add random minutes at random power levels all the time. Ha!
i fucking hate that microwave what the shit i've never heard of that brand it wolf wolf makes a lot of appliances they make stoves and stuff they're higher end brand it's supposed to be nice stuff this stuff sucks i don't like it it all blows and who builds a microwave with only touchscreens when you're jabbing it with dirty fingers and it just shorts the whole panel out don't worry i've got higher end pvc pipe for my shit to flow through i get you yeah get a wolf pipe
I don't want random power levels for my shit. It'll just randomly flush or not flush, depending on how it feels. All right, no more brand names. Back to Wade. Non-electrical. Oh. A nice, sturdy plastic dustpan. Sure. A nice, sturdy wooden straw-filled boom. A boom. Boom. I thought I had my Baskin-Robbins broom already. Oh, you know what? You're right. Well, this is a new category.
It's the same category. It's just a new subcategory. What? We're still doing household items that would definitely kill you in a Goosebumps book. Oh! I thought this was an entirely new category. I got it. Okay, I see. Sorry, yeah. Same category. This is just directions, in-betweens. So it's still me? Wade's turn. A rug? Would a rug kill you in Goosebumps?
Oh, yeah, it would, like, come alive, like a bearskin rug, or just, like, little ends would strangle you. All right. Couch. Suck you into the cushions. Sure, sure. Smaller. Chair. Nice, good. Okay, that's technically, yeah. Candle. Ooh. Even smaller. Oh, yeah, fire's not electric. I was like, it's fire, you idiot. You can't do that. You dumbass.
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