Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Beholder and Bob calls cod, goes raiding, then ranks fun science facts. Microbial mark mourns man's best friend, poor Henry. Mentions moon bows, questions wetness, a metallic camlipodalis. Whitening wade upgrades his peen, throws away bushwhackers, sees glory holes, and fears Zeus's bolts. From humbling heaviness to cosmic. Latte. Ha ha ha ha It's time for Bob's top five. Number two will shock you. Now sit back. I'm prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.
Hello everybody and welcome back to your guinea pigs third favorite podcast. That's right, you're watching Distractable. And if you're listening, this intro is not for you. Because we all know that you're the You're the real heroes here. Hey listeners, how you doing? Thanks so much for listening. I really appreciate you. I'm your host for this episode. My name is Bob. I've done this before, even though it from my performance you might question whether that's true. I have, I promise I have. I have won previous episodes. It is me, uh former winner Bob. And joined today by my co-host slash competitors, just like always, Mark and Wade. Hi, I'm Mark. Howdy doody. Wait's the one that said duty. Uh if you've never seen the show before, the way this works is I am the host and I have like a game topic, and I'm gonna give out points, and then these two guys are trying to get points or not get points because we've had a lot of golf rules.
For how hard it is to do golf rules on this show, we've had a lot of golf rules coming out lately. This episode, my plan is for the highest number of points to win, but we'll see what the wheel has to say about that. And uh then whoever wins, host the next one. That's the whole thing. The points are very strictly calculated. It's basically science. This is basically an experiment. It's tightly controlled. And um yeah, you'll see once we get going how it works. It's very very carefully planned out. It's very thoughtful. And the points are very important. And uh the winner is a meaningful choice at the end. Because it's science. But anyway, before we get into the game that I have planned, how you guys doing?
How you been?
Got sad small talk, you want that? You wanna kick this off with some depressing discussions?
I'm here. I'm here to talk about whatever you want, man.
Nah, I mean, I'm gonna talk about more later. Unfortunately, actually fortunately, or unfortunately, uh I'm not sure which way to to go about it, but um this week is also the fifth anniversary of Unison's. Oh wow. So we've had to plan. Uh that and it's it what's what's interesting about it is like we at first was like holy shit, this is a whole bunch to deal with right now with Henry in the movie and all of its sprinting and and having to stop and all this things and then Unisanus being like, Oh shit, we gotta do that. But it reminded us very much about doing Unasanus or maybe me um I might be putting uh thoughts into their minds, but it's um I was I was thinking about it a lot and just kind of oh, we did this
when COVID happened. And in the moment, it's like, you know, you never know how it was gonna be. And then we're just gonna plow through no matter what, and then we we finish away. So we uh by the time people have seen this, they've already seen what we did.
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