Conspiracy. CHANGE!
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What is the opening premise of the Conspiracy CHANGE episode?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Magroot Beer Mark has limb labours, perfect peepers, leaves the lid down, and thumps out the theories. Wandering Wade has power pushes, dotes over Diablo, and orates over oracular occurrences. Baffling Bob has lens issues. Non-consumable caca is besties with Boo-Bu and Nova. his nose from mobile coins to having that dog in you He's time for Conspiracy Change. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hi, and welcome to Distractable. I'm your host, Markiplier, here to bring you another episode of fun and adventure, and probably a few new ideas. To help me along this journey of learning, I've got my friends, Bob and Wade. That's me, one of those. Hi, I'm the other one. Bob, where are you looking down the internet? Sorry, I was I remember how I said I play a mobile game? It's like 30- 30 seconds till this is done. Hang on. Uh-huh. Okay, all right. I don't have to do anything else. I it'll it'll finish. Oh, it's frozen. Alright, it doesn't matter. I lose those coins. That's fine. I'm I'm here. I'm here. You can get your coins. I don't know. You don't have to. No, literally the game, it does this sometimes. It's like frozen.
So let it go. Oh, you'd think I might have connected that 'cause I've seen those I only watch Frozen for Olaf, let's be honest.
Are we playing mobile games during this episode?
No, no, we're not. Well I can't stop you from doing whatever you want to do.
I don't have any on my phone. They're all on my tablet, so I don't even have it with me.
That's a good line to draw. He's got twenty tabs of porn parodies up on his computer.
I might have those up, but I don't have mobile games right now. Have I talked about Diablo 4 in this podcast?
I was almost a whole episode without you mentioning Diablo four there.
How do Mark, Bob, and Wade transition from casual banter to talking about video‑game frustrations?
Whew. We we did one. Do you want to talk about it? I'm not gonna stop you. Look, I wouldn't prevent you from talking about your passions, man. I wouldn't do that.
I would. I'm just enjoying it, it's fun. So with your arm there. My arm hurts. From all the porn paradies.
You know it, bro. So your scrolling arm or the uh the other one? Nah, this arm's always giving me trouble. And lately like my shoulders just been hurting. So trying to it's all the posture and hunched overness and and general not goodness with my joints and stretching. It's finally catching up to me, so I'm trying to be better about it.
Oh, it only gets worse. Give yourself two months when you're my age. We're the same age, man. Two months? This was the worst too.
These are the hardest two months you c you don't even know. It's all downhill. Alright, well I'll keep that in mind. Um, so how are you guys other than terrible? Oh pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. I had a very wade like issue. You ever just have water come out of a wall? Oh that one. It's interesting when that happens. I think we know what happened and I think it's okay, which is a weird thing to say about water coming out of a wall, but um sometimes toilets just leak. All of the toilets in our house apparently are reaching the age where the the flushy part is wearing out, and one of them was like it was like wearing out in a way where it ran and overflowed itself. I don't know. It's not great.
Everyone judged me when I ripped out all five and replaced them at once, but trust me.
Yeah, well we're not replacing all of the toilets in the entire house all at once. You
might as well, because it's only gonna cause more problems.
I'm replacing the flush mechanism in like two of them. I tried that once, it didn't work. You just it probably did it bad. You probably paid some idiot.
If at first you don't succeed, rip out your toilets. Hee hee hee. You know the saying.
They're fine. The toilets are fine. Kids are alright. We just need new flushy does. Whatever the hell those things are called.
I remember when I used to think that naive I was back then.
Alright, well, I don't know why toilets would fail so soon. I feel like Soon. My toilets are like ten years old. Yeah, I feel like they should last longer than that.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of the Conspiracy CHANGE episode?
0:00–1:52
2
How do Mark, Bob, and Wade transition from casual banter to talking about video‑game frustrations?
1:52–6:32
3
Why does the conversation shift to a deep dive on toilet mechanics and “power flush” stories?
6:32–14:17
4
What game‑show‑style rules does Mark introduce for the conspiracy‑theory guessing game?
14:17–25:00
5
Which classic conspiracy theories (moon landing, chemtrails, JFK, etc.) are brought up and how are they framed?
25:00–38:24
6
How does the discussion evolve into the reptilian/lizard‑people theory and the “footprints” clue?
38:24–46:45