Dicebreakers Too!
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What humorous topics do Bob and the co-hosts discuss at the start?
Walkable Wage. Nipple and Milky Man extraordinaire. Tongues Frog Clouds and Texan. Goes deep and vines. Multilingual Mark kills it at Korean. Goes down and rams while getting erect. And deploys numerology. From eyeball faithfulness to birthday proposals. It's time for Dice Breakers 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast. It better be your favorite podcast. I don't want to hear any shit about you listening to any other podcast. This is the only one. We're the only one for your ears and your eyes. And if we're not for your eyes, I don't know what to do with you. I have nothing to tell you. I have nothing for you. Welcome back. That's right, it's Distractable. Everyone knows from these intros which podcast I'm talking about. It's always obvious. It's always self-evident. If you've never seen the show before, I'm hosting because I won the last one, and I have my other two co-hosts here who are going to be competing to win this one, and then they'll host the next one.
I give them points, and I write them down in a book that totally makes sense and is not at all going to be a documentation of my slow descent into madness. Anyway, my name's Bob, I'll be your host, and I'm joined as always by my competitors, Mark and Wade. Hello! Yeah!
Woo!
Yeah! I'm ready to win. Are you doing like boxing stuff, Wade, or what is that? Oh, yeah, I'm big into it. You seem like you know what you're doing. Oh, yeah. And Mark was already triumphant, and let's be honest, I'm heavily biased towards Mark, so he's got a great shot today. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
What is the format of the Dice Breakers game introduced?
I'm going to give you a bias point, Mark. All right. Didn't even have to pay for that one. I like being the underdog. Wade, I'm going to give you minus one underdog point just to really spice it up a little bit. Excellent. Call me Rocky Boa Constrictor because I'm ready. Anyway, I have an episode prepared for today as per usual. But before we do that, we always do small talk. How you doing? Oh, man is so good. There's so many things happening. Good. Wade, how are you? It's been not great. It's been not great, but you know, we're getting through it. All right. Back to Mark. Back to Mark. We can't have any of that down. Tell us about all the good things that are happening. No, no, no. Yeah, I'm not here for that. I'm not here for that.
By the time that this episode comes out, I will have been at the Oscars and that horribly embarrassing thing that happened to me occurred. You know, honestly, I'm just going to own it. I did that intentionally. I don't care what people think. That was all me 100% intended. There might be people that say they represent me that say that I didn't know what I was saying in those moments or what I was doing with my arms and legs and head and whatnot. Intentional. I meant it and I meant everything I did. Justin Timberlake's going to reveal his nipple. Wait, that was a Super Bowl halftime shit on an Oscars. Yeah, and this is already happening. It's not that I'm going to do something. This has already occurred.
He's going to have had revealed his nipple. Oh, yeah, but I'm always a week behind, so I'll watch it next week. And I can't believe you pulled that outfit off. Thank you. It was tough. Very stylish. It was great being there by your side. Thanks for making me your plus one. Damn it. He's really affecting the time stream now. Holy shit. It went from not knowing what's going on to knowing exactly how to exploit it. Wait, our timeline. I had forgotten. My memory is so bad. In other news, I've had more time to get back into learning Korean. I've started doing that. There's a cool app that I'm going to shout out that I might regret because you never know when these apps and companies can turn into horrible cesspools like Duolingo.
Sure. Really, really tanked everything they had. Well, not really. I think they're still, you know, number one app, but you know, it won't be. Anyway, Kimchi Reader, the website for it is like Kimchi Dash Reader. And so Kimchi Reader is great because it does exactly what I was doing with the other ones, not sponsored.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous topics do Bob and the co-hosts discuss at the start?
0:00–2:02
2
What is the format of the Dice Breakers game introduced?
2:02–6:36
3
How do the hosts engage in small talk before the game?
6:36–9:56
4
What are the hosts' personal updates shared during the episode?
9:56–13:23
5
How do the hosts incorporate humor in their answers during the game?
13:23–17:08
6
What strategies do the hosts use to guess each other's answers?
17:08–23:39
7
What are the final scores and reflections on the game?
23:39–52:39
8
What announcements are made regarding future episodes?
52:39–57:09