Don't Get Me Started
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This is what Mark looks like with half a shirt and a bagel in his mouth. Is there, do you just like not have cream cheese or did you intend to eat a plain bagel? It sounds like a judgment. I just, I would, that sounds really like unpleasant.
I'm sorry.
Do you not have good shirts or... Do they not sell whole shirts where you live anymore or... Oh, you know, the tariffs.
Ugh. I didn't want to pay extra to get the sleeves imported. Like a Force Awakens one half portion of shirt. All you've scavenged for today. Well, this is distractible, and that was a great introduction to what this podcast was. It's a podcast where you are trapped. Ha ha. You got tricked into this podcast. You could have picked any of the other ones on the top list, but here we are, and here you are forever and ever. You have to listen to all the episodes now. Ha ha ha ha. There's some good ones. There's some good ones. Some. Wait, are you miming being trapped in some kind of a cage or box? Yeah, my rope went through, but my head didn't. It's comedy. That's the kind of humor you can expect here in Distractible.
Hard, fast jokes faster than you can react to them. Don't even bother laughing. You're going to hear another joke so soon. um if you laughed at every joke that showed up in this podcast why you'd run a last in the first 30 seconds well it's gonna be another one of those hilarious ones today because i'm hosting and that means i won the last one what disgusting story are we starting this episode with that's what we do now right we're not at all we're gonna start with whatever you guys have to say whether it's disgusting or not it's up to you do you know the original way they removed tapeworms Chainsaw! A real little one. You swallow the chainsaw and it goes through your digestive tract and it'll definitely cut up that tapeworm.
Yeah!
By which I mean, it's still technically not. It's supposed to be a 90-day supply, and for some reason, they maxed out at giving me an 83-day supply. But at 80 days, I can refill it. So I basically have what I need, as long as nothing bad happens, or I need an extra couple days to get my medicine from the pharmacy or whatever. It's fine! It's fine! Why 83? Where in the hell... I could not fucking tell you, but the fact that they gave me as much as they did, I was like, I'll take it. This is a win. Count this as a win. God, fuck. Even the pharmacists. I've never had this before. Usually the pharmacists don't really care, right? Like you go and they're nice and they feel they don't care. I know the pharmacists now. I know all of the pharmacists at my pharmacy.
And when I come in every time until yesterday, every time I come in, they're all like, oh no yeah we gotta talk we gotta talk i called the i called the insurer and the doctor again and uh we gotta talk and then i came in yesterday and literally they were like yeah everybody and everyone in the cvs was like what the fuck is that and i was like just give me stop give me my insulin oh
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
1:27–16:02
2
How many people would it take to defeat a gorilla?
16:02–22:26
3
What are the odds of a gorilla winning against a group of men?
22:26–25:13
4
What strategies could humans use against a gorilla?
25:13–29:02
5
How does the size of the group affect the outcome?
29:02–30:15
6
What factors come into play when humans face wild animals?
30:15–1:04:02