Don't Google Pin Buttock
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What is the opening sponsor message and episode intro?
This episode of Distractable is presented by Vitamin Water. Some drinks are fun, some are functional, but vitamin Water said, why not both? There is nothing more refreshing than like a nice
vitamin water ice cold sip in the heat. I only drink zero sugar drinks, so of course I'm a fan of the zero sugar rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. I'm a big pineapple guy. Pineapple good.
Born in New York City, billed for people who work hard and play hard. Grab a vitamin water today. Copyright 2025 Glasso. Vitamin Water is a registered trademark of Glasso. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode Byzantine Bob specifically shops exclusive. Ogles Osman gives auto advice and desecrates Bill the Bard. Wasp like Wade has wilted wheels and is oblivious to virgins and motherfuckers. Maleficial Mark lubes up for a fragile fiber fixation, but is no bacchanalian nor bottom man. From sketchy scoring to concluding Christmas. It's time for Don't Google a pin buttock! Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome
back to Distractable, the last podcast remaining on Earth. I don't know why, it just struck me, you guys both were like zoned out looking at something, and I was like, now's the time. Welcome back to Distractable, my name is Bob. I am gonna be your host because I won the last one. And the one before that, some might say. Some might say I've won a bunch that I deserve to win, and then somehow they were taken away from me. Unjustly. Can the host even do that? I don't care. I just know what it would
mean at this point of the podcast.
We have an entire system in place to make sure that that doesn't happen. I ch I challenge that I'm hosting this one. How all heads I host two in a row. All tails I never host again. Let's flip. If you've never seen this show, I'm hosting because it's a competition. I won the last one, so I host this one. My two co-hosts who are here are competing to win this one. Whoever wins will host the next one. As host, I give out points. I have I have a book that every time I flip through it, I realize is filled with increasingly concerning uh crazy bullshit. But eventually this will be full of episodes of this show that we make. I don't know why this one is striking me so much, but there's a score sheet in my book.
Usually I write like a title and there's a there's a score sheet on my book that just says Mark Wade and has a series of X's in a pattern that I don't understand what it means. Oh Oh. Really that's how I kept score one time. I don't I don't know. That's kinda cool though.
My first one on my old score sheet versus the one I just did on the new score sheet are relatively similar.
The rainbows both look very chicken scratchy. That
looks like my map for in space with Marketplier, the one like the amount of
branches. Yeah, I love I love the lines and the circles that are just like
Yeah. I ran out of space. I was like, well I better write this out. Oh I've even got gaps. I don't know if you can see like the gap up here where there's like a really long diagonal to mark the fifth point 'cause I had to split I was like two shit, there's too much things like over here. Over here. Five.
Why are you guys have crazy I just it's a table, name name, you go down. Most of mine look like this. Most of mine are very like s but some of them are just like, Well, what the fuck happened in that episode? I don't what and some of them look how many fucking points I gave you guys in this Holy
shit.
What what episode is that? That one's even Bob's secret words. You guys got so many points. Anyway, uh yeah, that's what we do here. This is the show. And uh the uh Drew Carey said it best when he said
Ohio, ho,
Or was it the other thing about points are made up and they don't matter? Cincinnati Rocks. Right? I do have uh show prepared as is constitutionally required, but before we get into that bullshit. How are you guys doing?
How's uh
how's this we got any small talks? How do you how are you doing? How do you I mean I blew my story load last episode. Uh you had so many good stories in the last episode.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening sponsor message and episode intro?
0:00–16:42
2
How do the hosts describe their recent fiber‑optic internet upgrade problems?
16:42–29:55
3
What troubleshooting steps do they suggest for a dead car battery?
29:55–44:06
4
Why are the hosts arguing about a narrow garage door and sensor issues?
44:06–56:09
5
Which Shakespeare quote game do they play and how are points awarded?
56:09–1:05:26
6
How does the “wheel of bonus points” work and what bonuses are earned?
1:05:26–1:10:24
7
What are the final scores and who wins the episode?
1:10:24–1:11:08
8
How do the hosts close the show and promote their socials and sponsors?
1:11:08–1:11:11