Even More Broken News
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Who are the hosts and what is the episode's premise?
Hello and welcome back to Distractible. My name is Markiplier. I am your host this week because I won last week. But one of these two gentlemen that I'm with is going to be the winner this episode and they will be the host next week. So if you don't like this episode, I'm hurt, but only a little bit. And then next week or later in this week, you'll have another episode that'll be better than this one. And you won't have to hurt my feelings anymore.
Way better.
Seems likely, yeah. One of them is going to have a terrible episode next week. One of them is going to have a great episode. So it's up to them and me to pick who it's going to be. I almost accidentally said the word already. And I don't know what that would have meant. Oh, there's no pen attached to this. Oh, no. Time to write with some ketchup. Mr. I'm ready over here isn't actually ready. No, I'm ready. Hold on. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. I'm going to deduct a point for myself for not being ready. Good boy. Yeah, I'm deducting a point for that. I'm sorry. Good boy. There's another one gone. Okay. Bad boy. Oh, you got one back for that. Oh, you bad boy. All right, points for boy is out. Bad girl. Good man. All right, all right. This is a terrible start.
What are the hosts' opinions on Cincinnati's LaRosa's Pizza?
I told you, everybody, this is going to be your least favorite episode. I want to hear about these two gentlemen's life. I can start this time because I... Bob, you hosted an episode not too long ago where we talked about Cincinnati. And you and Mark were agreed on the front of LaRose's Pizza Bad. That made me want LaRose's Pizza again. And I ordered some. I got a large bacon pepperoni. And it was so good. Like one of the best pizzas of all time. I enjoyed every bite. I wanted more. I couldn't get enough of it. And all I can think to myself is how wrong your two's opinion of this was. This must be how you guys feel about me with tacos. Every bite, every smell, every swallow, every bit of that pizza was just so good in my mouth hole and throat cavity. I enjoyed it so much.
And I want more right now. I've been craving it again ever since. La Rose's is great. Underappreciated. Under the radar. If you're in Cincinnati, try La Rose's. Don't listen to these two.
It's not underappreciated. It's a huge fucking chain restaurant. There's like a thousand of them.
But everyone seems to... I was talking to our friend Jesse, and Jesse was also like, yeah, I'm not big on it. It's like, how do all of my friends not like the best pizza in Cincinnati? Or at least one of the top three. Those are very different claims. Just sort of throw that out there. I don't know which one's my favorite. I'm not as picky on pizza. I like a lot of pizza. So to say which one's my favorite kind of depends on which one I'm craving because I crave different ones at different times. But right now, La Rosa's number one crave. I deduct to the point.
I feel sad for you.
I knew you two would appreciate it, but the audience deserved to know the truth.
Audience, if you come to Cincinnati, definitely get LaRosa's so that you can understand how wrong Wade is. The thing is, it's fine. yes exactly it's not like we're saying it's awful pizza it's just unremarkable it's better than that they put the pepperoni under the cheese it's so unique it's not meaningfully better than any of the other chain pizza restaurants and it's definitely not a thing that deserves to represent cincinnati in a meaningful way
My, my pizza experience has probably been shifted because I started to appreciate like brick oven pizza. Whereas like when I was growing up, I never would have actually enjoyed that. The thin crust, you know, kind of style, just a margarita pizza.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and what is the episode's premise?
0:46–2:21
2
What are the hosts' opinions on Cincinnati's LaRosa's Pizza?
2:21–7:27
3
What was the experience during the recent severe weather and tornado warnings?
7:27–14:48
4
What challenges did Markiplier face with his large Prusa shipment?
14:48–23:54
5
What is the bizarre story about gallons of urine found in a recycling bin?
23:54–27:50
6
How do the hosts describe unusual road markings and traffic calming measures?
27:50–51:39