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Good evening, gentle listener or watcher, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, ball-drooping Bob gives a righteous update, demystifies Mammon's machinations, then asks the fellas to factor fleetness. Woven Wade has a stroke for splashing cash, focuses on faeces, Armageddon, the fiscus, and follicles.
Moderator Mark manifests industrialism and emissions, explains being sprayed, and bogus biopsies. From actively assenting to orifice exploration. Yes! It's time for Faster or Slower. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to another agreeable episode of the Distractible Podcast, where we all nod in agreement, no matter what is being said. I am your host. My name is Bob. I am hosting because I won the last one. I won the last one by competing in it, which is what Mark and Wade, the other two guys here, will be doing.
And then one of them will win and they'll host and then we'll all just keep nodding. The nodding is an important part of the show. We do this in every episode. 90% of everything we've ever put on the internet involves a lot of nodding.
The listeners never actually knew that this was occurring all the time. This is our first time acknowledging it.
We actually hold up signs that say, viewers, don't tell the stupid listeners about the nodding.
I feel like a pigeon pecking at seeds. Is anyone else going slowly blind?
It's doing something to my vision, yeah.
It is oddly uncomfortable, yeah.
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