For Folk's Sake
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slash home internet. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Wolf like Wade mentions enslaving Mark, then advocates for modern mythologies. Merific Mark plugs the new merch. By it, has piss-augmented plants, broken bells, and pandemonic pals. Burdensome Bob profers personalized dildos, harvests his huge weed crop, prefers jauntier jaguars, serial rakests, and sea holes. From ball gags to porn pop-ups. It's time for For folk's sake. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable! I'm today's host because I won outright last episode. I dominated from start to finish, and also maybe it was just because a we all said it at the end. Joined as always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hey guys. Ugh.
Hello. Oh, I mean f-
Fuck you. Oh. I sorry I was trying to match Mark's energy. I didn't I'm not sure where this hostility's coming from. Get him! Get him! Get him, Bob! Get him! You fucking beard. Don't smile at me. Get out
of here.
Have you heard about our best selling but copyrighted shirt? We're getting sued by Theseus? No, we're cop our copyright. It's our copyright. We own this design. If you take the copyright and replace it one letter at a time, is it the same copyright? Is that how Disney did it for so long? Probably. Uh,
we've redrawn the end this year. We're gonna go ahead and re-rap it.
Prefile that for another hundred and fifty years of copyright. Anyway, distractable.shop, soon to be distractable.store, never to be distractable.com. Woo! Yeah. We should get one of those fun one of those fun domain names like distractable.fun or distractable.jeez. I get I could get distractable.xx. That's the only one that I can get. Oh hell yeah. How many people would be in like trouble for going to an XXX site? Just going there for the merch. Do you think our audience is mostly children? I think adults can get in trouble too. Oh, 109 bucks. Dude, sexy website addresses are expensive. That renews for 112 bucks a year. That's so expensive for a goof. We could sell distractable adult toys. We could do that. We could partner with, say, like, we could make casts of our junk and you could buy.
one or all three and have a party. The butthole chocolates. Have you guys ever been solicited by those companies? I got a message. I got an email from a company that does that. I don't know what they who they thought I is, but literally just email that's like You like to make a product that your fans can really feel the joy from? And then I was like, that's creepy, man. What? And I clicked, and it's just a site where you could buy molds of people's bits to do dirty stuff with. And I was like, nah, thanks though. I'm glad I'm on whatever list that's from. Well, remind me to get that later because I I I could get it for you if you really want it. If you have a good important thing to do. do with it, I will get it for you.
I'm not paying 30, 40 bucks a year, so you guys, I'll take it if you'd both pay for it. No, I don't think that's how that works. We can't be outvoted on having to spend our money, can we? I I think we can, actually. We're a team. Three coequal members of govern Extractable. Mark, vote no.
How do the hosts introduce the show and set up the main discussion?
We can have control back. Yeah, just like we're co equally sharing the revenue from that shirt. Wait, we get revenue? I can't tell if I'm inside Mark's thing or outside Mark's thing.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What sponsor is featured at the start and how does it frame the episode?
0:00–4:20
2
How do the hosts introduce the show and set up the main discussion?
4:20–12:06
3
What product recall issues are discussed and why do they matter to listeners?
12:06–18:55
4
What mascot ideas are proposed to motivate adults to do yard work?
18:55–28:26
5
What is the ‘Rake Man’ concept and how is it used to enforce yard‑work compliance?
28:26–38:09
6
How does the ‘Friendship Demon’ concept aim to help adults maintain friendships and relationships?
38:09–46:36
7
What parenting mascot is suggested and how could it support parents with everyday challenges?
46:36–53:05