Fourth of Poo-ly
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What is the opening ad and intro for the episode?
This episode of Distractable is presented by Vitamin Water. Some drinks are fun, some are functional, but vitamin water said, why not both? There is nothing more refreshing than like a nice vitamin water ice cold sip in the heat. I only drink zero sugar drinks, so of course I'm a fan of the zero sugar rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. I'm a big pineapple guy. Pineapple good. Born in New York City, billed for people who work hard and play hard. Grab a vitamin water today. Copyright 2025 Glasso. Vitamin Water is a registered trademark of Glasso.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode Weetsless Wade witnesses an apocalypse, then gets the guys to channel porcelain patriotism and anal breaching. B Dayless Bob waxes wet bald weather girl, refutes nude carpentry, proposes shit stadia, and beer still suits. Maestoso Mark mocks the baked brits, hides narcotics, and rejects homeroticism for hand drills. From deadly dressed. Domes to caliber crappers. Ha ha ha ha It's time for Fourth of July. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host Wait, we are recording, I just double checked. Joined as always by my co hosts, Mark and Bob. Hey boys. Hello. I he's on top of things today. Something something funny. Bob, I missed something. Uh just I'm glad you double checked that we're recording. I was so busy thinking about my great episode that I didn't pay attention to whether or not you clicked the magic button. I've lost recordings plenty because I wasn't recording when I thought I was, or I was only recording my face and not the game. I've done that plenty. I don't have to record my face. I'm fine. I was like, oh my god, my camcorder's not rolling. Oh wow. Wow. You scared me there.
Yeah, listen, we've we record a lot of things in a lot of different ways, you know? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, I know. You know. Do you know? Do you know? This is a show where stuff happens. Anyway, small talk, what's up? Guys, not Mark. Ohio guys. Wait, what the fuck? We're we're in a heat dome. You are. I have heard of this. I was gonna date this episode a little bit, but we're in a heat dome. It was hot at seven o'clock this morning, which was wild to me. I stepped out the door and I was like, ooh. It was hot all night. I let the dog out last night before bed at like late, like after midnight. And I opened the door and still got that. that like of hot humid air like it was the middle of the afternoon. But worse than that, I don't know if this is true and I don't know if it's officially forecasted, but this is the kind of weather that apparently precipitates I didn't look up how to pronounce this.
Derricos Der Not Derico. No. Dura Chow. Is that really how you pronounce that? Dairy Chow. When you eat like A lot of dairy. Derecho. All right. This is apparently the kind of weather that precipitates derechos, which is a Spanish word, I think, which means straight. But anyway, it's not tornadoes, but this kind of like crazy heat just sitting on an area with humidity and stuff, apparently can cause a type of storm formation called a derecho, which is like a straight line. windstorm. There was one in twenty twelve that was crazy. Chime windstorm? So it it creates like a band of storms. So usually, generally in the Midwest, there's if there's like a storm that moves through, it's like one thing, right? There'll be one like band of storms, and you kinda look on the map and you can see like, whoop, there it is.
Derechos look like band of storms break, band of storms break, band of storms break, and they can have winds pushing up towards 100 miles an hour, but they're not. Like circular winds like in a tornado, and they don't it doesn't come and go. It's storms that blow in with uh uh violent winds, terrible winds. I vaguely remember the one that happened in twenty twelve, and I remember it being really fucking crazy for like a few days. I don't know if this is forecasted, but apparently we're in the danger zone for having a Duracho form on us and blow through with
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening ad and intro for the episode?
0:00–6:55
2
How do the hosts describe the extreme heat and derecho storms?
6:55–15:43
3
What crazy toilet‑design ideas do they brainstorm for the Fourth of July?
15:43–29:06
4
How do they combine voting booths with bathroom seats?
29:06–38:26
5
What is the “gun‑toilet” concept and how does it work?
38:26–46:13
6
How do they propose a central‑toilet system for multitasking?
46:13–50:33
7
What are the final scoring rules and dice‑roll outcomes?
50:33–51:00