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What is the main focus of the episode and who are the hosts?
This episode of Distractable is presented by Vitamin Water. Some drinks are fun. Some drinks are functional. But Vitamin Water
said, why not both? The Elevate Blue Raspberry. Actually very good. As I'm getting older, I found that I'm a raspberry guy.
Yeah, they also have zero sugar rehydrate pineapple passion fruit.
As I'm getting older, I'm finding I'm really a pineapple guy. I'm like Wade, but with apples. Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025, Glasso. Vitamin water is a registered trademark of Glasso. Good evening,
gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Malapert Mark asks for altruism. Garrotz. Then the guys gabble about gaming. Watchable Wade has ear excruciation, is flummoxed by fecundity, screams at cons, and prophesies an RPG festival future. Blotchy Bob's bosom is a bulwark. He waxes hard, digs Dreamcast, but dogs doom, and BlizzCon. From Oracle Awareness. Two family massacres. It's time for Gaming News. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Uh hi, welcome to Distractable. Bob vanished. He was there and then he evaporated. And all you viewers uh uh are seeing this, the listeners we're not gaslighting you this time. Bob is gone. Wait,
is it is this thing on?
Ah hey, who clicked record? Uh I dunno, si it's must have been the ghosts. I'm
not even wearing my headphones properly. I had no idea we were doing this. You look so different.
I I didn't even realize it was
you with your headphones half off. Yeah, the headphones thing just made me realize like how ubiquitous this look is for streamers and stuff and anyone that does content on the internet. Like we don't have ears. When I would do this, yeah, when I did this, everyone's like, Oh my god, it doesn't look right.
What the fuck is going on? We we should do we should do an episode where we all just wear earbuds and so we don't have it I look fucking weird on like on camera without the head. I mean I can do it. My head is like
pointy. No, no, it's see this is we this is not normal. This is not if I change these headphones, my videos would fundamentally be different because I've had these for so long. These have been the headphones that I've used forever. Why isn't Senizer given me money for that? Man, I really should I really should hold that against them.
Missed opportunity. Hey Audio Technica, I see an opportunity.
And we're always fishing for more opportunities for money. But that's why this is distractable, the Money Focused Podcast. You wanna get rich? Listen to us. You wanna get poor? Listen to us. We will guide you on the ups and downs, farther up and farther down than you've ever been in your life.
That's why they call us the Jim Kramer of Comedy Stock Podcasts.
What are those? For the listeners, Wade just gestured behind him.
Yeah, the numbers, the stock numbers. Give us some stock numbers, Wade. Hit them hard. Oh, the the the Noss Doc is uh up twenty-two. The NOS doc the the craft is looking steady.
Would you say craft is m mac and cheese right now? Making cheese? Making
Oh, I get it. I get it.
That was exactly four ways.
Come on now.
Why do the hosts spend so much time talking about ear health and ear‑wax habits?
Oh, come on. I would never tell a joke like that. I'll give you a a half a point for the attempt. We aren't dowing out yet. All right, so this is the podcast that you wanted. It is uh it is Distractable, where we rotate out hosts depending on who won the last episode. I won the last one, which means that I'm the host, so I make up this episode uh and I assign points to these two gentlemen, Bob and Wade, who are going to earn points Through their wit and through their strength and their ability to pick stocks, apparently. Um, whoever loses the most money in the next hour wins! Every a point for every $10,000 in debt you are. Spicy. If you're already in debt, I'll count those points. Wade? This is getting oddly personal.
Those repairs have been a adding up, haven't they?
This isn't a fair episode, I've got I don't stand a chance. You rich bastards. I could never have the kind of debt that Wade has.
Uh so uh before we get started with the main episode, uh which I'm gonna I'm gonna warn you, you already know from the title, uh, but you know, uh I guess there's no real surprise here.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main focus of the episode and who are the hosts?
0:00–3:35
2
Why do the hosts spend so much time talking about ear health and ear‑wax habits?
3:35–10:17
3
What are the biggest recent developments in console hardware and next‑gen releases?
10:17–19:38
4
Which recent games are getting praised or panned and why?
19:38–42:57
5
How are layoffs and corporate decisions affecting the gaming industry right now?
42:57–54:40
6
What is the current state of gaming conventions and should they make a comeback?
54:40–1:03:12
7
What are the hosts’ final thoughts on the gaming news covered today?
1:03:12–1:04:55
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and award points to each other?
1:04:55–1:05:13