Get More Stupider (Part 2)
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What is the opening banter and premise of “Get More Stupider (Part 2)”?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Destractable! This episode, Minnie Moon Mark makes his manly mates minimize the mundane to the moronic, waffling wade has oral bleeding, mistakes the brief, espouses spousal culinary capabilities, and Picard's pantry. Baking Bob nails his nachos, goes full Emmett Brown, shows Schrdinger's stoodle, and sees the light of the Emperor. From Juas Lunas to Cave Bob. Yeah. It's time for Get More Stuper. Part 2. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.
Hello, welcome to Distractable. This is the podcast you were looking for. I am your host, Mark Applier, and I'm joined today as always and forever will be Bob and Wade. Say hi boys. Forever? Did we is that what the contract Forever.
Forever. We paid a lot of money to get you to come back after you quit last episode.
Oh, I forgot about that. I'm outta here. Nope, nope, nope. I'll see you nerds never. You gotta give the peace sign if you want the editors to make you disappear. Nah, I don't want that. All right. I'll do it. There he goes. And he's back. All right. So if you don't know what this podcast is all about, neither do we, because it changes every week and you can't really bet on anything being consistent here. Because everything is inconsistent. Everything everything and always. Bobby alright? Yeah. I'm fine. Editors don't zoom in on his camera right now. It's not it's not important. I'm fine. Listening to this, it is available with video on Spotify, but you do whatever you want to, because this episode is all about the imagination, as is most episodes, I I suppose.
It's not really about the imagination. It's about using your brain to conjure up things that matter and don't matter and helping everyone to understand things. Does that make sense? No. You seem to have ripped a page out of your notebook. Look, it's not even a notebook. It's a watercoloring thing.
I've decided if when we ever end the podcast, I'm selling my notebook with all my notes for billions of dollars. Some collector out there is gonna want these horrible notes with grease stains on some of the pages. That's that's really good for you.
I
want you guys to take note of something.
There's a name I wrote first here! Mm-hmm. Uh usually I do Bob and Wade, but you know, I'm just saying.
Just wanted to call that out. About time you realized I deserve to be written first. Wait, does that mean I lose? No, no,
it has to be read first for it to be a lose. Uh but before we get into the main brunt of the episode, of which we have so much to cover, how are you guys? I'm sure so many new things have happened since last time.
I've been saving a small talk for this moment. Bob, do you want to go first? Do you want me to share my small talk first? Oh, go ahead. I'm excited to hear it. Mark, you better be on the Reddit looking at pictures, man. Because Earth now has two
moons. Oh, I did hear about this, yeah.
What happened? There's an asteroid that's gonna be uh going around the earth for a couple of weeks or something that's making it Earth's second moon temporarily.
What? I'm gonna Google Earth's second moon, and if nothing comes up, I'm gonna be very disappointed. That's really yeah. It isn't something large enough that you can look in the sky and go, oh
Size of a tuba Size of a school bus is what I tried to say, but all I could get was Ska size of
a tuba is is is what I'm hearing. That's not a very big size for something to be a moon. Apparently it's considered
a moon by at least some.
Yeah, and Pluto's not considered a planet, but that bus-sized piece of rock is considered a moon. Yeah, right. I don't know what the prerequisites are to become a moon. Is is the definition that it's a moon or is it a temporary satellite? It's a satellite. I don't know. I everyone's been calling it a moon. Uh because uh like a satellite is actually not just like a mechanical technological satellite. A satellite is I I think a general definition for things that orb orbit around planetary bodies. Bodies, you know what I mean? Celestial visitor has been dubbed a mini moon by NASA?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and premise of “Get More Stupider (Part 2)”?
0:00–7:08
2
Why does Wade keep talking about ear wax, blood, and a mysterious “rust‑colored fluid”?
7:08–13:32
3
How does Bob explain the basic steps for baking a cake?
13:32–20:19
4
What “smarter” cake‑baking method does Mark suggest using delivery services and metric measurements?
20:19–28:10
5
How does Wade give a quick, “fanatical” explanation of photosynthesis?
28:10–35:23
6
What are the key points in Bob’s description of the structure of an atom?
35:23–41:20
7
How does the group demonstrate a “caveman” way to tie a shoe?
41:20–47:58
8
What final thoughts, scores, and goodbye remarks wrap up the episode?
47:58–50:28