Get Ready For A Lot of Ligolo
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What do the hosts say in the episode introduction and sponsor reads?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Warmed Wade has delivery stalkers, jizzes, gases, takes six inches, then spins for letters. Benighted Bob celebrates his son, blows snow, talks erections, fudging rolls, and channels bad Santa. Mutilating Mark... reduces blood, confides about captioning, rejects syphilis, bites ass, and sucks quills. From sunlight to merry mass murder. It's time for Get Ready for Lot of Legolo. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
I swear I ordered a blackout curtain for this window like two weeks ago. Amazon keeps fucking pushing back the delivery. We've ordered dozens of things for like Christmas and stuff. And this is the one item. Every time I get on, I'm like, God, it's so bright. What the fuck? We're kind of dark and gloomy, so it's nice to have a little bit of brightness in our podcast. I don't know. It kind of is nice actually seeing sunlight and stuff. It made me realize I have this window here that I never open. You have a window in front of you? Yeah, I got a window right there. I mean, you don't have to fuck up your whole thing. It's going to fuck up my lighting. Nah, we're going to go in there. We're going. I'm doing it.
My window's over the river and through the woods. Is that just because it's Christmas time or? Whoa. Hey, look who's in the blues era. Why is the sun blue in L.A.? What happened? It's because I got all these lights are orange, so I white balanced for the orange. So I got to change the white balance, I guess, a little bit. That's actually really nice. God, I see a tree. This office is so much nicer with that open. You're welcome. If I put a window in here, I could see some dirt. You could have one of those basement windows. I think I know where your office is. You basically just have like trees and stuff out there, right? It's like in the face in like your backyard kind of or whatever, right? I was thinking a nice naturey landscape to look at.
Oh. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of... Wait, no, stop. White balance. Every comment on every platform this episode gets posted on would just be like, does Mark look blue to you guys? Did something change with Mark's camera? Hang on. His face is long and blue today. That's a little better. Distractible Season 4, Episode 20, Scene 1. Action. Wade, you look so dark now. Sure you don't want to pop your window open? Cut. I don't have a window open. I think only the director gets to call cut. It's me today. I'm the host. No, no, you're just the host. I'm pretty sure you would not be the director. I think if anyone here gets to direct, it's probably Mark. Oh, no. Sit in a chair and just tell people what they're doing is wrong.
I could do that. You've seen him work. Is that how he is? Mark, the set dictator, sits in his chair, never moves a muscle. Asks for a coffee, then throws it at the intern. I know how it works. a different memory of that oh man that's because you don't remember are you gonna do the intro or hey guys welcome back to another episode of distractible nothing has happened prior to this we are starting right now in this moment together joined as always by my co-hosts mark and bob hey guys hello i'm here as well basking in the glorious sun Today we taught Mark about windows. I feel like I've had this discovery on this podcast before. And for some reason it got closed. We are getting brighter. Not me. I have no window.
Well, that's a shame. You should get one. I don't know if that's how it works when you're underground.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What do the hosts say in the episode introduction and sponsor reads?
0:00–9:36
2
How did the hosts react to discovering a window and changing camera white balance?
9:36–25:50
3
What neighborhood delivery and late-night package stories do the hosts share?
25:50–35:12
4
How is Mark's movie distribution and trailer rating process described?
35:12–45:43
5
What holiday small-talk topics (birthdays, snowblowers, syphilis tangent) do they discuss?
45:43–50:33