I Farted During This Episode
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, brassy gassy Bob, lifts a learning curve and takes a meander down memory lane. Michaeli and Mark bites hard, propounds communal computing, slaps ATT, and displays dominance. Or does he? Wick like Wade has worms, rejects a hard sale, unibicles, and is fronstipated with Bacman. From Vlad's favourite to Wade. tight hole. Yeah it's time for I farted during this episode.
How do the hosts react to the “I farted during this episode” moment?
Now sit back and prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.
Hello everybody, welcome back to yesteryear's favorite podcast. The podcast of your your grandparents podcast they listened to while they were slugging down their morning coffee. That's right. Podcast from a century ago. World famous, distractable. I I'm run out this it's a hard bit to do, guys. I'm not gonna lie. Nailed it. I'm running out of people's favorites. Who's who who Who could like us? I've already said everyone likes us. Who could it possibly be next? Vladimir Putin's favorite podcast. Distractable. O Vlad. Old Vlad, as we call him. Yeah. You wonder who those mysterious fourth member was? Well. V-Dog. Oh get in here. No, welcome back to Distractable. If you've never seen the show before, I'm hosting because I won the last one.
And the other two guys who are here are gonna compete to win this one to host the next one. It never ends. Please save us. Uh but my competitors for today, as always, are going to be Mark and Wade. Say hi, fellas. Hello. Ah fellas. Ah, one of you can listen. Oh. Damn it, Wade, get your ear infection out of your ear and listen. Oh, that's okay. It's spread to my ass at this point. I'm one long infection, like a tapeworm of infection. How's your ear spread to your ass? You go ear to ass, man? You go straight from ear to ass? You don't? You never heard of the ear to ass canal? Never heard of that one. As a famous shipping route at the early twenty the turn of the eighteenth nineteenth century. When were canals? The sixteen eight hundreds.
Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's how I know I'm close to death. If you combine hearing and arse, you get hearse. That's pretty good. I feel like technically you get harse, but I'll give it to you. There is a a passage from your ear to your throat or mouth or wherever it connects. It helps equalize pressure, right? Keep going. Keep going. And if yeah, if you keep going down, technically so it's one long continuous thing to your butthole. So I guess he's correct. You ever vomit out your ears? Nope. What Mark is saying is it's physically possible to fart out your ears. I'm pretty sure I'm reading this correctly. Yeah, yeah. That when you like close your mouth, plug your nose and blow and just Wouldn't wouldn't that explode your eardrums?
That would be so fucking funny. That'd be so funny to watch the blood just Farts out the ears. Come on. Come on. How many points do explode live on the podcast? Hey, your ear infection will probably feel better if you just blew up your whole head. Yeah, yeah. If you don't have an eardrum. Can't have an ear infection without a head. That's tempting. Uh I have an episode for today as per the constitution and regulations of this podcast. But before we get into that, how how you guys doing?
What crazy ear‑to‑butt infection story do they tell?
You got any of them small talks? Anything going on? What's uh what's the news? Well Why is he frozen? He's just pretending he just hasn't earned it. He just doesn't want to go you should have picked a wilder facial expression. Okay. So uh like most of my things, it's all technology based, right? Unbelievable. I uh well, okay, so I've had this gripe before about like Intel and um how the new chip that they had got shot on and it's actually pretty good.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening ad and intro for the episode?
0:00–1:11
2
How do the hosts react to the “I farted during this episode” moment?
1:11–4:13
3
What crazy ear‑to‑butt infection story do they tell?
4:13–13:34
4
How do they explain the new Intel PCIe‑based high‑speed storage setup?
13:34–20:23
5
Why do they talk about community‑built fiber internet networks?
20:23–28:18
6
What is the “real or fake” episode‑title quiz and how does it work?
28:18–36:32
7
How are points tallied and what are the wheel‑spin challenges?
36:32–43:45
8
What are the final scores, winner announcement and closing remarks?
43:45–54:20