I Miss The Old Distractible
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What is the opening Vitamin Water advertisement about?
This episode of Distractable is presented by Vitamin Water. Some drinks are fun, some are functional, but Vitamin Water said, why not both? There is nothing more refreshing than like a nice vitamin water ice cold sip in
the heat. I only drink zero sugar drinks, so of course I'm a fan of the zero sugar rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. I'm a big pineapple guy. Pineapple good.
Born in New York City, bill for people who work hard and play hard. Grab a vitamin water today. Copyright 2025 Glasso. Vitamin Water is a registered trademark of Glasso.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Morkish Mark sanctions a hand job, survives Siner's suffering, hallucinates, then returns to roots. Wafy Wade busts for cherry, bends the knee, drops deep distractable lore, and becomes a beer. Bulky Bob screws wood hard, digs dungeon crawler, sea sleeps. and snakes out from scat backlash to panic points. Hees It's time for I miss the old distractable Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello. Gentle listeners. Welcome back to Distractable. This is going to be an episode of all time. I can tell. We are at our A game, and by we I mean me, and by me I mean all of us. Because we are one big happy family. You being here is the greatest joy any of us could ever have in our lives. Forget all of our good things that are in our existence. This moment, this heartbeating time where you and us are here together, could not be better. Bob and Wade, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to the fans. Okay. All right.
How do the hosts introduce the “I miss the old Distractable” theme?
Uh you we are here out of contractual obligation. Well, ain't that the truth? Let's be very clear. But that doesn't mean that it can't be enjoyable, you know. Just because you got a prison sentence doesn't mean you can't have fun while you're in the clink, you know. Yeah, I'm gonna come out of distractable so ripped. But it's gonna do push ups all episode, every episode.
I wanna see the side by side of when we first launched, we're like, We just wanted to hang out, spend time together, we just really enjoy each other's company. And then the we are here only because of contractual obligation. Our hands are tied, it's a prison sentence, we want out,
but we're here. And nobody said that we want out. They just you know Yeah, yeah. I I don't want anything except oh god, I'm in violation. Uh oh you better find a writing pad. Oh what the fuck I'm in violation.
I gotta throw out here too that if you're worried about this being a bad episode, it's coming after the episode called Fourth of Pooh Lai that didn't even come out on the fourth of July. So we already kind of were at rock bottom with my episode. My episode. Uh Uh
when we were making it, I definitely had a couple moments where I was like, yeah. But man, people did not care for the fourth of Poohai. Tell you what. I'm shocked. They were way more against that than I expected. Well, get over it. I remember when we were talking, I'm like, man, we've talked about poo a lot in episodes before. And I remember then I've been Like this feels like too much. And uh you know, I didn't call it out in the episode. What could be more American than hating something that will later be considered an all time classic? I thought a shitty American episode was fitting. Got 'em. I can't even remember what that episode was about. It was about toilets and a lot of poop talk, but I honestly Oh, making things American.
Right. That was it, I remember.
Why did that mean everything was a toilet? Let's not worry about that so long ago. I'm sure one of you two got us derailed and made that happen that way. It's a new episode, it's a new day.
Yes, and I am in so violation. I'm I
I hope the whole episode is just Bob and I talking while Mark searches frantically around his room for his notebook.
When did you last see it, bud? I don't remember when a yesterday was. Don't you have a tablet you use
sometimes?
I think that's what he's looking for. The notes about and for which you pulled three consecutive all nighters, those notes. Yes, that. I am going to sanction, I am in violation.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening Vitamin Water advertisement about?
0:00–1:52
2
How do the hosts introduce the “I miss the old Distractable” theme?
1:52–5:24
3
Why do the hosts discuss bathroom cleaning and grout scrubbing?
5:24–10:33
4
What concerns do the hosts raise about AI and its impact on creativity?
10:33–20:50
5
How do the hosts reminisce about their old alarm clocks and wake‑up routines?
20:50–29:59
6
What is the story behind the massive cabinets and the “hold my beer” moment?
29:59–39:19
7
Why do the hosts talk about the new novel “Tusk Love” and its origins?
39:19–48:49
8
How does the point‑scoring game end and who wins the loser’s speech?
48:49–56:26