I See Two Paths
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Worsening Wade contracts dementia, prefers a plain penis, and forks the faculties. Manned up Mark, saves his crow whisperer from an Ursus Americanus. Notes Neverbore Bird War. And urges undead overlordship. Bushy Barb disrobes Mark. Still dungeon dwells. Is a yoke aficionado. Victory Vapor and captures cults. From missing we to Starfish Cosmology. Yeah It's time for I see two parts. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hi everyone! Welcome back to Distractable! What? Is
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Yeah, we're keeping that. Use that one. Alright, welcome to the show where we're a mess today. If I'm being honest to you, we are all a mess today. What were you talking about? I'm fine. Uh as always, I'm joined on this show, which is about something by Mark and Bob. Hey guys. Hey! I didn't see you there. You're looking awfully handsome today. And yes, that is the bottom of my monitor in frame. Haha! Mark's frame has had a lot of different things pop in today.
Mark's world is slowly closing in on the edges of his frame. He's just gonna keep zooming in as the episode goes on. It really is, it really is.
Look, I I've it's new levels of devastation. I don't even know. Do you know what this is? I bet you don't. Look at this doohickey.
That's a uh editing uh whatchall it? Editing control Oh
fuck you, you know what it is? God damn it.
T I ninety three minus I don't know what the thing is called, but I know I recognize the scrolling wheel and the clickety clackety buttons. Come on. It's for it's for editing and whatnot, isn't it?
Yeah. I wish that it had um just the wheel and like two buttons 'cause that's all I really use. Um there's a bunch of buttons that are basically I've already mapped the shortcuts to my keyboard and I have a keyboard and I I just like the wheel because scrubbing through footage is easier with a wheel.
This is the least helpful response I could have thought of. I've I swear to God I've seen the thing that you're asking for, Mark. Like I get I get Fed ads for a lot of filmmaking, like lighting and editing stuff that I'm never going to use because I don't actually do that. I've seen a tool where it's like just the scrub wheel and it has like crown but like it has maybe four or five buttons on top of it basically, but it's it's like mostly the wheel. I would love
Love that if it it if it integrated with DaVinci, that would be great.
Literally
just buy a thermostat and reprogram it.
I I think the thing is it's made by one of those companies where it's like this is for streamers and content creators, and it doesn't integrate with like actual pro stuff as well as it it's like a volume knob, but it it physically exists.
Yeah, 'cause it's like the concept is there and it's really nice, but that one is integrated specifically for Da Vinci 'cause Black Magic made that one, so I just hope they make a really small one.
You just take a saw and just
Wait, that was your idea. Your beautiful genius idea. I don't know. You guys talk about technology and it's owned out again, but it's a wheel. It's it's I guess that is humans earliest technology as a wheel.
Caveman Wade saw Mark and Bob caveman being like, Oh, wheel. Look, do wheels make cart roll. Wade's over here dragging his shit on the ground. Like, who needs wheel?
Honestly, this is barely tech, because you y it'd be like us talking about a keyboard. Like you you know what this is, right?
How does the host recount the nighttime bear encounter in the driveway?
Yeah, it's what it's like a smaller piano.
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