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What is the main topic of this episode?
I no see countdown or I miss countdown. I saw countdown. Countdown was right there. Well, you just missed five whole seconds of countdown. Yeah. man i'm really on it today over the top rage keep this in this is the cold open editors this is the start of the episode don't don't let him off the hook this might be part of it too welcome back to distractible editors you heard him keep it in whatever it was it's so funny everyone will get it i'm the host of today's episode i'm wade joined by mark and bob That's me staring at you to give you an opening to say things. Oh, hi. Oh, sorry. Okay. Oh, okay. Hello. And they are going to be competing for points in today's episode. If you've never tuned in, this is pretty standard for the kind of shit you're going to see and hear. Sorry, my nose itches professionally, as it should.
Us being ourselves, probably not following the script of whatever events we've got planned. I've got planned as being the host, but it is what it is. You're here, you're bored. Hopefully life gets better for you and hopefully we contribute to that. So you're welcome in advance. We usually start by telling each other about how things are going, small talky type stuff. So we'll do that again today. How are things going? Mark, you first with words.
Bear!
Cow! You heard it here first. What are we doing, animals? I don't know. There was a bear. Not here. Here. How close? How here? Like visiting? Staying with you? There was a bear.
How did Mark handle a bear encounter?
Legitimately, so I was already in bed and Amy goes like, Mark! And I run because it sounded urgent and I get over there and there's a fucking bear. just like out in the yard outside right there oh man that's fun there's a glass door and so it's a fucking bear it's not huge right but it's big it's it's about like it wasn't like a cub it was like a grown bear It seemed like an adolescent bear. A White Sox? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was a bear. So it was like about... So you remember Lucy? The bear? Lucy, my mom's... Yeah, Lucy the bear. Oh, the dog. Yeah, okay. So about that size. So Great Pyrenees size. Definitely bigger than Chica. And apparently, and I checked the security cameras, Chica had been sleeping in her bed, which is right by the glass door there.
And the bear had come up and just was like at the window staring at her. And then you see her head go.
And they just stare for a while.
And the bear like paused the glass, like right on the glass. So Chica gets up, wags. Then Henry comes over, looks over at the bear. And they're both just like nose to nose on the glass. No barking, no nothing. And then Amy sees, obviously, and is like a bear. And I run in and I'm like, hey, get out of here, bear. Get out of here. Just like that.
Hey, you better leave. You are trespassing. I will call the police.
Well, actually, so the bear went around and then we heard rustling in our trash cans and I go like, oh, no. So I get a stick and I go outside and I just start whacking the stick on the ground trying to make noise. And that scared it off for a second. I went back in. It came back to the trash cans. And then I just went out there and I started chucking a cardboard box at it. And that scared it.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
1:22–2:58
2
How did Mark handle a bear encounter?
2:58–8:09
3
Why does Wade feel like a fake woodworker?
8:09–18:22
4
What emotional impact did The Last of Us have on Wade?
18:22–24:13
5
What is the worst job to bring your kid to work to?
24:13–29:53
6
What would be your final words to your killer?
29:53–34:49
7
Which Disney villain has the coolest hair?
34:49–43:02
8
What driving test challenges might Mark face?
43:02–1:03:32