King of the Friend Zone

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Mark Fischbach 0:00
This episode of Distractable is presented by T-Mobile 5D Home Internet. Okay. How do you guys know when someone's really your friend?
Bruno Satin 0:09
I
Mark Fischbach 0:10
don't know. I
Bob (LordMinion777) 0:12
don't know. But I do know that T-Mobile 5G Home Internet's got your back with their fast speeds, easy 15-minute setup, a price for any budget, and five-year price guarantee. Visit tmobile.com slash home internet to check availability, guarantees monthly price of fixed wireless 5G Internet data, exclusions like taxes and fees apply.
Mark Fischbach 0:31
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Unknown 0:44
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode Bitmining Bob is bagging up, home labs, does derelict shafts, then creates cards with the cads. Magnified Mark Air Rams' bathroom baits Wade and rambles to righteousness. Wireless Wade snubs snow, snores, forgets he podcasts, goes grisly, masterfully memes, and brilliantly belts up. From hard listening to painful clinching. It's time for King of the friend zone! Now sit back and prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.
Bob (LordMinion777) 1:36
Hello everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable! That's right, you accidentally listened to this podcast yet again. Don't worry, you have plenty of time to turn it off before stuff happens. If you've never seen the show before, I'm your host because I won the last episode, and the two people competing to win this episode and host the next one, as always, will be Mark and Wade. Say hi boys. Bye boys. Hello.
Unknown 2:01
Mark gets a point for listening. I knew the times I do it doesn't matter what time Mark does.
Mark Fischbach 2:07
Oh, does something seem a little To you? Does it seem a little
Unknown 2:11
w to you? Huh? Oh it does, but I'm not gonna not even
Mark Fischbach 2:16
points at stake, you young little
Unknown 2:18
It's unfair! Oh what
Bob (LordMinion777) 2:21
Whoa, all right, he did it. Wade has declared that Mark getting points for listening is unfair.
Mark Fischbach 2:30
Yes. I didn't even realize I got a point for that. Oh, okay. Yeah, that does seem okay. I thought he just acknowledged me.
Bob (LordMinion777) 2:38
No, we gave
Mark Fischbach 2:39
you a point.
Bob (LordMinion777) 2:39
You listened. You you said hi bo anyway, uh so all all three heads, Wade is correct and m Mark will not get a point for listening and Wade will get a point for not listening, I guess. Yes. All three tails, Mark gets bonus points for listening, and uh nothing happens if this mixed. Rennie? Set. I dropped my coin. Fucking shit.
Unknown 3:02
Oh no.
Bob (LordMinion777) 3:03
Does that count as a flip or do I flip it? I dropped it and it's tails on the floor. Does that count as a flip or do I reflip it?
Mark Fischbach 3:11
You got a triangle of fairness up into the screen, but remember it's surfaceide up, so you'd have to show it backwards.
Unknown 3:17
Wait, doesn't that mean isn't tails mean Marcus two points?
Bob (LordMinion777) 3:20
This is my tails. It's a lion. The lion is tails. Mark gets a bonus point.
Mark Fischbach 3:27
I faded him into getting me a point. This is a great episode. I hope it's nice and short and sad we can end soon.
Unknown 3:35
This is just not my season. It's just not my season. Not your life, buddy. I win and I'm not really the winner. The listeners are the winner. It's just this is not my season.
Bob (LordMinion777) 3:43
Alright, well, now that that is made doubly fair, uh Mark has received his extra super fair, double fair points for listening like a good boy. Yeah, they're competing to win. I said the stuff, I'm the host, yeah, whatever. Uh small talk, how's it going there, fellas? How are we doing?
Bruno Satin 4:00
No
Bob (LordMinion777) 4:02
It did snow. It snowed. I heard about this. There's snow on the ground outside and it's it's too cold. Oh, it
Mark Fischbach 4:10
already
Unknown 4:10
had to shovel places so
Mark Fischbach 4:11
the dogs could go out. It's why I saw pictures of this where you had the fall leaves only just really getting underway and then ice and snow.
Bob (LordMinion777) 4:23
Literally this past week I was like, Oh, the leaves changed. Oh fuck, the yard's all fucked with leaves. All right. Now it and I I like yesterday m or like two days ago, I was like, I gotta rake. I gotta get out and rake or it's gonna be and then it fucking snowed.
Mark Fischbach 4:38
Yeah, it's uh it's fun.
Bob (LordMinion777) 4:40
To be fair, it is November. It's almost the middle of November.

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