Legend of The Monkey's Paw (Part 2)

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What is the premise of the Monkey’s Paw Part 2 game and how does it begin?

Mark Fischbach 0:00
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Unknown 0:45
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. the sipsal. Wide-minded Wade gets disrespected, so brings out the Simeon's fist. Meaningful Mark admits to buying big, accidentally invokes the F-word, and wishes like stilo. Bravo Bob sells Mark's hot ass. Quests for engines. Picks being Batman. Budget's body snatching. From smashing face to end sabonure. Yeah. It's time for Legend of the Monkey's Paw Part 2 Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Wade, joined as always by my co-host, Mark and Bob.
Mark Fischbach 1:42
Hi. Hello. I I don't say never I'm sorry, sir. I would never interrupt your introduction.
Unknown 1:49
I appreciate that very much. Uh no go on though. You know what what did you had to say? No
Mark Fischbach 1:54
I was just going into small talk, but I I don't need to know what let's do small talk. Mark, did you have something? Well, I was just gonna mention about you know this red spot in my eye. I don't even know if it was in the last episode, but I was like, wow, why does it look like I'm bleeding out of my eyes? Go on. I was just gonna say, like, hey, we got me this new retinol and go for your skin, but And your first thought was splash it in your eyes. Well, you know how men apply face anything, right? Where you just Aggressively. Put it in a like a baking pan and then you just dip your face in like Mrs. Doubtfire? I'm not foreign to skincare, right? But I think it just like got in here and it it burned. It horch.
Mark Fischbach 2:32
It horch. Mm-hmm. Or I I don't know man. I feel like I've I ruined the beginning of this episode, guys. I I just I don't know, you're being so awkward. That's like a very normal that's like what we do here. I feel like I ruined it. Take away a point. I will, but I'm not gonna tell you who it's going away from. Well it better be from Mark, or I'll fucking find you. I know where you live, so it'll be really easy to find you. It would not be hard for you to find me, that's true. Plus you live in Howell's moving castle. I'm pretty sure I remember. Mark, what's new with you? Now that you've done your Bob, you've done your small talk, right? All right, I go again. No, yeah, let's focus on Mark. You're right, you're right, you're right.
Mark Fischbach 3:09
What's new with you, buddy? All right, people are gonna people are gonna criticize me. This is very privileged of me to say, and I will always I will s I will admit it for Full on. I did something I said I wouldn't do, and you guys called it. Go on. What do we call, Mark? You know, their graphics card. Yeah. The ten thousand dollars. Uh huh uh uh I bought it. Did we call that that was gonna happen? Alright, yeah, you did. I didn't buy it for the ten thousand. I bought it for not any better eight thousand.
Unknown 3:46
I bought it for twelve. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's twenty percent off. Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's 20%
Mark Fischbach 3:50
off. Yeah, it's less, but it's still egregious, right? And everyone probably is balking, like, oh my God, I can't even fathom this. But the thing is, like, it's it's for work, right? So I'm doing way more 3D VFX than I ever thought I would do. And right now I'm working on a scene that's like there's a lot of physical stimulation, but there's also a lot of like it's there's no real excuse. But this excuse. It's fucking fast. This ain't fucking rips. Fucking works. This fucking trucks through that.

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