Let's Get Deep
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What does the T‑Mobile 5G Home Internet ad say?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Brisk Bob decries the manly lead of Mark and gets the guys to truly penetrate. Markovian Mark recall sanitized flappers, but wails about Windows weirdness, gay bongs, and herm genitals. Warlock Wade threatens soul harvesting, starts spurts, and states sunscreen suffering, ginger dead and deliveries, from baldness to coin. coincidences. Yah ha ha It's time for Let's get deep. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Yeah overfolding. Yeah, you never do anything weird when we're recording. No. We wanna freak the editors out. Yes. Fucking got 'em. Fucking got 'em. Fucking got 'em. I'll do it again. My whole episode is just let's make fun of Wade. Ready, go. Hit me. Hit me. Hair. Oh, that's too hard. Unopen boxes. Not true. It's well uh yes it is. Well it's a little true. Sewage. Uh anyway. I hope not, man. I'm not looking a day. Oh, it's gonna happen. Oh, it's already happening. It's like the FNAF. I gotta peek out of my door every now and then to keep the turds from coming in.
How do the hosts introduce the episode and set up the game?
Is that in the most recent one? I don't remember the turds monster.
The stupid poo bonnie.
The shit versions of all the FNAF characters. You got Balloon Boy, Shit Boy, Diarrhea Boy, Fist Boy, he's just a puddle. You guys remember that mobile version of FNAF, like FNAF augmented reality? Mm-hmm. Where you hold your phone up. I did a video on it. Oh god, I never messed with it, but yeah. I didn't play it, but I remember it. They had a bunch of variants of the animatronics that were were not canon at all. Like they had an ice version of something. And I'm pretty sure shit Bonnie was in there. Was it like farmed out or something? Or would I That's weird. Because he's so he's so dedicated to developing the canon and the lore and everything. That's like I I could not tell you. Uh I mean, not that it's all super cohesive all the time, but But there were so many.
That's weird. Yeah, they had the normals and then yeah, they had like I Freddie Frostbear. which was a Christmas special. They had Shamrock Freddy, which just is as a horrible green, but uh Irish I guess. High score Toy Chica. Easter Bonnie? Oh my god, he looks horrifying. Ooh. Uh Liberty Chica for 4th of July. They had Liberty Liberty Liberty. Oh god. Katrina Toy Chica? Which is looks like Day of the Dead, I think. Woodland Toy Freddy, which is just made of wood. Boulder Toy Bonnie. Just a rock? Just a fucking rock texture. Just a rock. Swamp Balloon Boy, which actually is terrible. Black iced frostbear. Arctic Ballora. Frostbite Balloon Boy. Frost plush trap. Black Heart Bonnie? What? Pirate? Fucking serpent mangle?
The curse? Who's the curse? Oh. Oh, there it is! I knew it! Wait, I knew it. Hold on, guys. I'm gonna share my screen right now, and you're not gonna believe me, even if you see it. Get ready. Hold on. Get to those toilets, everybody. You're about to join. All right. The ranks of Are we go are we alive? Is this is this a go? This is recorded, yeah. This is in here. FNAFLIN99 Cold Open. Poop Bonnie. Oh god. I told ya I told ya I literally think I had a plumber help me remove that. That's just poop bonnie. That's sh that's that's poop bonnie. Yep. It's actually melted chocolate bonnie, but let's be real. That's poop. Yeah. That's poop bonnie. Doesn't your poop look like that little pink nose and everything?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What does the T‑Mobile 5G Home Internet ad say?
0:01–2:19
2
How do the hosts introduce the episode and set up the game?
2:19–39:49
3
Why are the hosts building a home‑theater sound mixing rig?
39:49–40:00
4
What are Herms and why are they the “step‑penis” statues?
40:00–49:11
5
Why do the hosts claim refrigerators are the lungs of civilization?
49:11–58:01
6
How do camera lenses work and why is glass considered “sand ice”?
58:01–1:06:04
7
What are the final game rules and how is the sudden‑death round decided?
1:06:04–1:16:53