Nah, I'd Win
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What is the premise of the “Nah, I’d Win” game and how does the episode start?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable! This episode, Messy Mark has office problems and sets up dice-dependent dastardly deathmatches. Wanted Wade ejaculates as he finds himself, permits potential patricide, whips pussy, fires kamikaze, and is tantalized by turds. Bearish Bob loves a transformative video, Tycoons and Taverns. Then gets horny and blows for eagles. From cream pies to sphincter spelunking. It's time for Nah Idwin. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello, welcome to Distractable. I'm wearing the exact same shirt I was before, but if you're just a listener, you don't know that I'm slovenly. Thank you so much for attending this podcast and being with us here for another week of wonderful entertainment.
Uh for the uh listeners, I want you to know Mark is wearing a it looks to be like a gray shirt to me. Wrong. It's brown. He's got a wet looking thought bubble with an eggplant in it, but the shirt is uh it says Wisconsin. Uh oh wait, I thought we were doing the same game from last time. That's my bad. No,
no, we're not actually. No, not at all.
There is a green cloud coming from Mark's seat. No, there's not. No.
Absolutely not. Uh this is the podcast where uh everything is complete nonsense and we basically just use it as a soundboard for random ideas that we come up with. And if it works, it's great. We'll never do a sequel. If it doesn't work, don't worry. We'll never do a sequel.
Except for tier lists. We got like nine more tier lists coming down the pipe. Get ready, everybody. How
many of those we've not even done that many of those? How we've done like three?
Like four. Three or four. Three or four on
top. But we do part twos of them sometimes if people really don't like that. That's because we don't finish them.
You gotta finish the tier list, otherwise it's pointless.
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Uh but we're here and we've lived a lot of life since the last episode. So what life have you guys lived since the last episode?
I found myself. Where
were you?
Right here in this chair. I looked in the camera and there I was. Maybe you're trapped in the camera. Ooh. Ow!
My pen doesn't seem to be working. Your pen doesn't work. It's kind of half working, but it's not really. It's kind of working. Just get some ketchup, man. No, I used hot sauce. I have buffalo sauce here in a cup. That'll
work. That'll work. You give some spicy points. I did a spicy episode. You could too. Remember Dikachu? I had to look up some wikis on how to control my ejaculate after that one.
I think you mean how to increase your ejaculate. Oh,
is that what it was? Yeah, that.
Or control your urge to masturbate. Those were the two.
Hand check. I'll do one at a time.
Why can't you just let go of it for a second? Oh, I
can't do it, man. How do I control it if I don't have a hand on
it at
all
times? I'm gonna give Wade gooning points, so he's got the goon point.
Do you even mog, bro? I don't know what mog or gooning is. This guy doesn't even mew. My Twitch chat had to teach me what a cream pie was like two years ago.
That that's strange. I was really hoping you were just gonna go, that's delicious. I love a good Dutch
cream pie, you know? I I can't fucking i it works sometimes. Lick it. I did that already. If you put hot sauce in the tube of
ink, would it work? Yes, of course it would.
The problem with that is not the hot sauce, it's that opening the tube that the ink is in is very difficult. You need like a hypodermic needle to get that in there.
You're in Texas, they got those. That's definitely true. Can I tell a little fun story about hyperdermic needles? Hypodermic? Hypodermic, whatever the word is. Yeah,
hyperdermic. They're very different than hypodermic, so they derm the shit out of ya.
Hippo, can I tell a story about hippo needles?
Sure.
Uh, I don't know if I told this story. I think I probably have. You guys might know this one. But when I was young, uh, we were driving, I was my dad was driving a car, and my younger brother and I were in the car, and there was a lady that like cut him off, and like he had his window down, so he yelled like, Lady, learn to fucking drive or something, you know, along those lines.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the “Nah, I’d Win” game and how does the episode start?
0:00–5:55
2
How do the hosts explain the tier‑list system and why it matters for the game?
5:55–12:11
3
What are the official rules for the mouse‑vs‑cat showdown?
12:11–18:40
4
How does Wade’s mouse action sequence unfold against the cat?
18:40–24:53
5
What strategy do the players use in the frog‑vs‑cat (lens‑frog) round?
24:53–31:41
6
How does the fly attempt to defeat the giant frog and what dice rolls are involved?
31:41–36:17
7
What tactics are used when the salmon faces the bear at the waterfall?
36:17–42:35
8
How does the episode wrap up and what are the final scores and sponsor messages?
42:35–49:16