Nah, I'd Win (Part 4)
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What is the opening ad read and who is hosting the episode?
This episode of Distractable is presented by Vitamin Water. Some drinks are fun. Some drinks are functional. But Vitamin Water said, why not both? The Elevate Blue Raspberry. Actually very good. As I'm getting older, I found that I'm a raspberry guy. Yeah, they also have zero sugar rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. As I'm getting older, I'm finding I'm really a pineapple guy. I'm like Wade, but with apples. Grab a vitamin water today, copyright twenty twenty five, Glasso. Vitamin water is a registered trademark of Glasso. Good
evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destractable. This episode, winged Fonzarelli Wade poses the food feces equation, palm taste P, then revisits brilliance. Multinational Mark loses his pawn, has tech trials, reveals the coke files, tosses off, and takes Viagra. Bipedal Bob smashes mash, experiments with sol, anal spaces, and pastor erection. From bad lag to taunting ogres. Yeah! It's time for Nah! I'd win Part Four Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everybody, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm finally today's host again, Wade, joined by my cohorts, Bob and Mark. Hello. Nice to be here. Thanks for having me. My fun, cool tabs are gone. All my porn. My porn. Mine my points list. My points list. I'm ready to go. I don't even know why you do that. Your handwriting's unreadable anyway. Damn. I'm doing it because I'm required by law. You are required by law, but I feel like the law implies that also if you can't read it, it doesn't really make a difference if you I'm not gonna hold you to that. I just feel like you're violating the spirit of the law. Well, you're violating the spirit of the spirit by saying that my bad handwriting means I should automatically be ineligible from hosting.
I mean, I don't know if if that's what he said, but I shouldn't even be on the podcast 'cause my handwriting's so bad. Well I mean I'm j maybe just work on your handwriting a little bit. I mean Can you imagine if the Constitution was written all equestrian sequestration I don't know. Yeah, they didn't have Siri to write it for them like I do. Why in God's name do we think the second most important thing was a flight of gear rams? Flight of what? Because it's the right to bear arms. It's the way it's handwriting. Uh but how is things? How are? Wouldn't you like to know? It's why I asked. I'm standing up. Look at me. Look at me. I know, I could tell 'cause you were a little bit quieter because I feel like you're slightly further from your mic when you stand up.
Ooh, wow. Look at the move. I could still hear you because it's wireless. I can hear you from everywhere. I tried to do the wireless, um, but the problem is with most of the wireless headphones that are Bluetooth based, there's like a slight delay. And then I got that pair of headphones that was like m music rehearsal headphones. But the problem was it was like this crackle in the sound, it wasn't perfect. And so I still don't it still blows my mind that we can have wireless like VR streamed. Perfectly to the headset, 90 to 120 frames per second, no noticeable lag, and it's calculating all this about my environment. But getting audio to go from there to here with no lag is impossible, apparently. Just too difficult.
And I know that audio is just like, oh, so much data. But compared to video Honestly, I don't have like any issue with these at all. They're not Bluetooth. They're um they have a dongle. And the dongle's right over there. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? It's uh their Logitech, that's their light speed five gigahertz wireless thing. I they never drop. I've worn these around my entire basement. I can hear I can hear my computer upstairs if I keep them on and like go upstairs and do something. But the the delay and everything is not noticeable unless you're literally doing frame by frame editing and trying to like design sound, which is a thing that you uh I know that you do. So But I don't do that very much, so it works for me.
Plus I can do this. Oh he's done it again.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the opening ad read and who is hosting the episode?
0:00–10:59
2
How do the hosts compare wireless vs wired headphones for low‑latency audio?
10:59–20:34
3
Why are researchers genetically modifying fruit flies to crave cocaine?
20:34–30:21
4
How does the group calculate binary outcomes for coin‑flip contests?
30:21–41:07
5
What happens when the Kool‑Aid Man tries to escape a prison cell?
41:07–51:19
6
How does the party defeat a level‑45 ogre using tomahawks and curses?
51:19–1:00:13
7
What are the final scores and how is the winner determined?
1:00:13–1:03:33