Never Hug Your Teacher

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What is the premise of the 'Never Hug Your Teacher' episode?

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, megalithic Mark passes up by pussy footing and asks his friends for their worst moments. Lord Wantless Wade has a Titanic cranial crash and cringes over a canine commiseration. Bonanza Bob befurrels Zuma's bullies at band, has bilingual Bearcat broke banter and totally drops the tune. Tube. From nuggets of nostalgia to podcast advice. Yeah. It's time for Never Hug Your Teacher. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted. And enjoy the show.

Mark Fischbach 0:45

Don't smile. This is gonna be a terrible episode. Hello! Welcome to the terrible episode. This episode is horrible in every way possible. More than you can imagine and more than you'll experience. Because it's us that's terrible. Who's us? Me? Markiplier. Hi, how you doing? And who's that? Hi. How terrible are we going for here? Look, man. This is just what it is. You can't you can't you can't put a price on terrible. Oh, I could ratchet it up. Have you seen my bad episodes?

Wade 1:12

This is capitalism. We can put a price on anything.

Mark Fischbach 1:15

That's true. That's true. Uh not only is this the worst episode, it's the only episode you'll have to pay for.

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:20

I are you officially trying to compete with the worst piece of shit episode ever, though? Because I just want to say that that's my title and my episode, and I'm pretty sure it's definitely gonna remain the worst piece of shit that we've done. And hair. I did hair.

Wade 1:33

Don't you dare compete with.

Bob (LordMinion777) 1:34

hair. I liked hair. Thank you. Terra teratomas? Classic. Anyway, who is

Mark Fischbach 1:38

that? I'm

Wade 1:39

Myskerm. Man, this is going swimmingly. Wade, who are you? Oh, it's not Wade, it's Lord Minion777. Hey guys. Classic. He says that all the time. Till next time. See

Mark Fischbach 1:53

you guys! My ultra, right? Hi, welcome to uh Distractable. This is the podcast where each of us takes a turn hosting, which is actually a revolutionary concept that I was just talking to someone about about how like wow that actually is pretty it's pretty cool. Tyler.

Bob (LordMinion777) 2:09

Why, because Tyler always hosts and drags you along to all his sports things. No, no, yes,

Mark Fischbach 2:15

absolutely. But also because it sometimes pumps out stinkers like this one. Buckle up everybody else, because it's about to get worse.

Wade 2:23

They say an episode is only as good as its host. There's

Mark Fischbach 2:26

no need for that. I was already declared.

Bob (LordMinion777) 2:28

So down on that. I think this is gonna be a good one. I'm feeling good, guys. I'm feeling I'm feeling jazzed up. It's finally cooling off in Ohio. Not that it was that hot, but like this is the Ohio weather I live for where it's kind of rainy and kind of gray outside and it's like chilly, but not cold enough that you need to like wear a coat. It's the good times. It's the good weathers.

Mark Fischbach 2:47

That's great. I stepped outside today as well and I I noticed like it was extremely cloudy, but it's that kind of fog where the fog is just like covering the mountains and you can't see past a little bit. I love those mornings, it's just very magical. But I d I don't imagine it's the same weather you're talking about.

Bob (LordMinion777) 3:02

No, ours is more Midwesty, but it's i you know what kind of weather it is? It's the kind of weather where you go and you get pumpkins and then you like carve pumpkins because it's October. We did that. It was very good pumpkin.

Wade 3:13

I woke up with a full clash of the titans right in my noggin. A battle of the ages making sure that I could barely stand or open my eyes. I looked at the window and thought about stepping outside to enjoy the day, then I realized there's nothing but pain today. So then I dragged myself downstairs where I took the pain relievers. And here I am. Holy shit. Uh well, that's cool. It's migraine season, baby. We're back.

Mark Fischbach 3:40

Is that a season? I didn't

Wade 3:42

Is there a season for that? I don't know. I don't get seasonal, I get just occasional ones, but today I was blessed.

Mark Fischbach 3:47

All right. Well, um, congratulations for that. I'm really proud of you, and I think that um we can all learn something from that. I don't know what, but we're gonna learn from it.

Bob (LordMinion777) 3:56

You should take the pain relievers when you have a clash of the titans. That's what we learned.

Wade 4:01

Oh I did. And then what? They kind of worked.