Parlor Games
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Bra Wearing Bob resurrects cunning linguistic play and gets the gents into the fray. Maladroid Mark advises profuse prism pouches, peen cleaning, and argues with the Arbiter for his ally. Weight T. Wade judges on moisture levels, might be ugly, and is oft accidentally on the nose. From deeply illegal dampness to syllable smashing silliness. Yeah! It's time for parlor games. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I just can't stop winning, which is why I just can't stop being host. Cause that's how the show works. Uh this week I'm joined by Mark and Wade. Like literally every other episode we've ever done, and they're gonna be competing to see who gets to post the next one, because if they win, they can post the next one. That's how it works. And uh other than that, there aren't really any rules except for our constitution, which we ignore anyway. But we don't though. We follow it very strictly. Or not. It's hard to say. Anyway, what's up guys? How you doing? How you been? Great. I'm gonna take initiative this episode because I learned that could earn you points with Mark and he's not hosting
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe my initiative will give me points, and his mouth is very open, and I hope it stays that way during the duration of my assumedly small talk I've got here. You earn no points, but go ahead. He really counterspelled me as I was going for it. I did. I did. I was not gonna l I was not gonna lose the initiative point two episodes in a row. I learned my lesson. Olympics kangaroo hops, just in case, Bob. Break dancing. So small talk. I learned uh last episode you guys are like, wait, you talk about hibachi and diablo a lot. So I'm bringing something to the table that is neither one of those things. Do you know what that is? Hibachi. Football is back. Football we're in the preo my favorite sports team which is the Cincinnati Bengals and uh we've only had one season ending injury and two other minor injuries that are somewhat concerning.
And it as of the time I'm saying this, we've only had like one or two preseason games. So uh by the time we get through four, we might still have a team, baby. Woo! Can't wait. Football is almost back! Don't count on it. I'm not. I'm very pessimistic when it comes to football. I try to be realistic. Maybe being realistic is being pessimistic sometimes, but when it comes to football, I always think things are gonna go horribly wrong, and yet I'm always excited going into the season like everyone else. Idiot. This is our year. No Chiefs three Pete. It's Houda Nation, baby. Burro Juro's gonna take us to the top. We're gonna ride that donkey slowly into the canyon of despair and he's gonna bring us out on the other side.
He is. And Mark, have you seen the Cincinnati quarterback this year? Look at him. He looks just like Eminem. No, I we we did talk about that on a previous day note. We did talk about that. He still does. Yeah, he still looks like that. Turns out hair takes longer than a week to grow. I mean you could get it dyed a different color. I'm bald. That's it. Let's bald talk. Alright, that's a bald point for Wade, I guess. Water. No, that's Mark's thing. Damn it. You're only bald to me. You're nothing else.
I am going to use my time to not talk about myself, but to talk about a hilarious article.
I talked about football, which isn't myself either, but for the record.
That's fair. So I'm gonna follow in Wade's big big footprints and I'm going to read you the title of this article. Innocent looking attorney
charged with smuggling into prison.
And I'm I'm gonna show you a
picture of this attempt he looks innocent. I will let you and all of our lovely viewers at home judge the innocence of this attorney for yourself. I mean Okay. He's very wet looking.
I know there's so much going on in this picture.
There's a lot of wet. I do associate the amount of wetness with innocence. The wetter you are, generally the more innocent you are.
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