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What is the T‑Mobile 5G Home Internet sponsor message?
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slash home internet. Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Wailing Wade inflicts tongue-twisting terror as he makes Miracree most mocking. Medallic Mark Texas Ranger witnesses Warner's sound security. There's a constipated mouse, gagging golem, it and sad shaggy. Boxed up Brooklyn Bob goes a roaming, does deeply demonic, trek bill brilliantly, and a fabulous froggy. From Wade's nips to bad mouth. Elmo. Ha ha ha ha. It's time for... Please laugh. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Ish. Thought you forgot your name. I legitimately thought. I have some imposter syndrome going on today. I'm Ron Burgundy. I didn't win last episode, but I'm hosting on behalf of the listeners who did win. You're gonna get all the ire. All the listeners are gonna channel their hate at you.
It's his fault.
Yeah. Mm-hmm. They might. Unless I built an episode specifically for the listeners. Time will tell. Damn, we did not have that much time in between these episodes. Oh man.
I had about two minutes.
They're gonna be happy. Oh boy. Because we're speedrunning today. If you're wondering why I'm wearing the same shirt for the next six episodes, it's because we're doing a speed run and I'm gross. Uh joined as always by Mark and Bob, who also didn't win. None of us won last episode. But I can confirm Wade is gross. Thank you. I need my points, pad. You're wearing that shirt that's like flesh-toned, so it looks like you're just Topless sitting here hosting the episode.
Editors, put in nipples. You probably can't. Unless.
Oh they can. Just two nipples appear on your forehead. Like wherever you want. Dealer's choice. So how are you guys? Fill in while I get my notepad ready that definitely was ready already. Moving. God, I fucking hate moving. Um You're moving?
Yeah, I don't know if you could see. Remember how all these shelves used to have shit all over 'em? Uh this I can only hope will be the last time I ever
move for the rest of my life. Damn. We'll see if that holds up because I'm pretty sure I said something like that when we moved to this place. But uh, we are moving. The movers will be here in less than 48 hours. Um I will say this area, like my desk, is covered in all the same. I haven't packed it at all. This is the least packed part of the entire house. All the rest of our house is in like boxes and shit, but we have been hardcore pretty much most of the day, every day. Since Saturday and today is Tuesday, moving, packing, carrying heavy shit up and down.
stairs. I fell on the stairs one time, totally fine, survived. But the movers actually show up and then will be moved over. Honestly, as much as I despise moving, this is lame because I always do this and circle it back to being a dad now that I'm a dad. But the most concerning part of
All this for me is I'm curious how James is gonna handle it, right? We've already moved once, but he was like a baby when we moved. We moved from California back to Ohio to be closer to our parents when he was like 10 months old, which was tricky because 10 months olds are tricky.
But this is different now, right? He's he's old enough now where like his room is his room. He knows that that's his bed, that's his bookshelf, this is his bo
we're like packing up his belongings and they're disappearing.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the T‑Mobile 5G Home Internet sponsor message?
0:00–7:04
2
How does moving houses affect the host and his family?
7:04–12:53
3
What is the voice‑impression challenge and how does it work?
12:53–18:59
4
Which tongue twisters and clown impressions do the hosts attempt?
18:59–23:48
5
How do the hosts perform character impressions like Kermit and Elmo?
23:48–28:15
6
How is the point system and wheel spin used to determine winners?
28:15–33:44
7
Are the wheel spins and points distribution fair for listeners?
33:44–39:16
8
What are the final thoughts and plans for the next episode?
39:16–44:13