Record Setting Guessing
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What is the opening premise of the Record‑Setting Guessing episode?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Bewildering Bob belittles hero Beams, screen snoops, then gets a guy's giddy over Guinness. Waterboy Wade disbelieves Donar, sees Khalil and the FF, underestimates Ishmael, but supports the swinger. Methodical Mark, Lord Skelactus's massive head, picks BTA pawn, gurns 69s, and risks Lady Luck. From biocar. infarctions to truly deranged dears. Yeah ha ha ha It's time for Record setting guessing. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to your nephew's third favorite podcast. Yes, that's right, you're listening to Distractable once again by accident, thanks to your favorite podcast app. It's okay, you should stick around. This one's gonna be really good. Unlike they usually are. I don't know, I'm in a mood today. It's not my fault. It's it's yours. It's yours for listening. Me oh okay, good. Oh I yeah, not you guys. I would never blame my co hosts, Mark and Wade. Thank you. Thanks. You sound sincerely overjoyed at my letting you off the hook. Well, I was concerned because you said your hands smelled like barbecue chips and you did not eat barbecue chips, which is you know Yeah, you never get that? No. No, just you know, there's Is that just a me thing?
I think that's a very specific type of stroke, but you know, it might be. It's like in that Molly Shannon movie, uh superstar where she's all And then she's a superstar. Mine smelled like tears and chlorophyll. Wonder who the fuck is Molly Shannon? Is that funny? All I could think was chloroform doesn't have a smell. Stupid. Okay. Does it not? I d isn't that the thing? Isn't it odorless? I don't know. I've never been chloroformed. We'll have to do it to each other sometime when we're all hanging out. That sounds like a new design video that we would have done the clear It really does. I think it's a lot more dangerous in real life than it's conveyed in uh movies. Yeah, I don't think you actually just like uh I don't think that happens.
I'm pretty sure. It seems likely that there's some kind of brain damage or something that can that might result from that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that whatever effect it has on the body is not a good one. Well anytime that That you've got in a movie or TV someone passing out or getting knocked out. It's usually not that uh oh and you know they just go down. Like I've passed out when I had my mini heart attack, and uh let me tell you, that was uh that was a oof, that was a trip. And apparently I was standing for much longer than I was awake and wobbling. So yeah, I didn't realize what was happening. I was out of it when I went. Went, oh, it's not going away. Oh, it's getting worse. That was the last thing I remember thinking.
How do the hosts introduce the first set of Guinness World Record challenges?
But apparently it was enough that I bumbled around in the bathroom, knocked things over. Someone came in, was like, Mark, you okay? I looked at them and And then I fell down. That's pass that's what happens when you pass out. That's a lot of actions to take without being conscious of them. Are all those required? Someone has to come in and say, Mark, are you okay before you're allowed to pass out to any of us or just you? Uh I mean me, that I have the um only sample size I have really, so I honestly I I couldn't tell you. We'll do it again real quick. Let's find out. Oh god actually.
What is it?
It's actually not physiological, it's the words. If anyone can trick you into saying it to yourself, you pass right out. Like, wait, Mark, are you okay? He might not be. I don't know, Mark.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of the Record‑Setting Guessing episode?
0:00–3:33
2
How do the hosts introduce the first set of Guinness World Record challenges?
3:33–9:06
3
What crazy personal stories do they share about passing out and movie‑watching on a plane?
9:06–23:55
4
Which record‑breaking popcorn bucket do they discuss and why is it notable?
23:55–46:54
5
How do the hosts play the guessing game for the longest breath‑holding record?
46:54–1:02:56