Size Matters
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This episode of Distractable is presented to you by Amazon Prime. Whatever you're into, it's on Prime. And I'm into a lot. You can't look at my order history. I won't let anyone. A lot of this show I think comes directly off Amazon. We all I think we all got our coins of fairness on there. Where'd you get your stacks of paper you scribble on, Wade? Amazon. Whatever it is, Prime helps you get more out of whatever passions you're into or getting into. Head to Amazon.com slash Prime and follow your obsession wherever it goes.
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Morose Mark gets stonewalled, warns of insipid AI, then calls for the quintessence of quotes. Babish Bob stands for Sasquatch, Jim Louse K-pop, and he profoundly pep talks. Wildling Wade goes nuts on Netflix, crushes as Clark Gable, and channels Caveman and the Dog. From undead presenters to tireless self-tuition. It's time for Size Matters. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
I'm
gonna get the last
nut out of my mouth and I'll be good. That's what she said. God. I can't take the power of your true laugh. I I need to step away from that hang on. Hello and welcome back to Distractable. The podcast that was your nephew's favorite once long ago, but now he's too old for that. This isn't as cool as it once was, and he's grown out of it. So we, as desperate, trying to still be relevant people, are clinging on, doing the same thing over and over again in the hopes that someday the magic will relight again, but it never will. One of us is dead. Who is it? That's up for the audience to decide which one of us, by the end of the episode, one of us is dead. It's an exciting poll. Well, this is uh uh the podcast that you were hopefully looking for.
Um, there's probably a podcast award show that you could nominate us for something like that. Hey, why don't you do that thing for us or Don't, I guess. We need the publicity. We've fallen off. We've changed. We are actually not good at publ Did you guys know that we are actually extremely bad about publicizing ourselves. I would have heard that somewhere, but we didn't publicize it very well. It's actually it's it's very true because most of most of the podcasts out there, you know, they have celebrities and truthful stuff. And I'm not saying that they're, you know, just pounding the pavement. They have teams for that. But we don't even have a Team for that. Are we supposed to have a team? Actually, yeah, we are.
Oh god. We need to be on each
of Shakira's hips, and as Shakira does a hip dance, it says distractable, distractable. Maybe I just
want that. Yeah, that sounds like a weight thing. That sounds like a weight thing. Hey, honesty, you know, that that's good, man. I don't know if it'd be effective, but it would work on me. I tell you that. Well, you are our target audience. We don't have enough Wade listening to this podcast, I could tell you that.
How many middle aged bald men are out there? Come on, tell me. I was chosen to be on this podcast because I was so relatable to the mid aged bald audience. Yep. It's true. Science. No one knows if I'm twenty five or fifty five.
You'll never tell. Oh g well, are you a guru? Wait, that's my bed. Oh, give him the guru point. All right. He's a guru.
How does Mark introduce the “Size Matters” quote‑optimizing game and set the rules?
All right. Okay. Wow. Very much. All right. But you're not getting any small talk point, Wade. Wink. You might. You might. You might. Yeah. You don't know that, Mr. Host. Oh, I like that you preempted that. He doesn't deserve any and he won't. He might not. It's true. Maybe. I deserve all of them. But just like most things in life, this is Schrdinger's podcast, and you don't know what the contents are gonna be like until you look, because we're both Dead and alive.
Can we do a podcast episode where just in the middle we just leave it blank for like thirty minutes and it's like, oh the box was empty. Yeah,
man. Do you want to do that regardless of whether people will enjoy it or not? Or are you thinking that would be I'm
having I'm in that phase of life where I'm getting old enough where I'm like, kinda don't care anymore 'cause it's funny and I I want what
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