Snow Days
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What are the hosts' initial thoughts on snow days?
Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Batty Bob brings the existential banter and talks crusty 20 inches. Worrisome Wade sucks men. Um, with gaming news. Converses crafty crafting. Channels cipher and fortifies his yard. Fresh mopped Mark declares weenie weenie weakie. Gets ball bagged by Brit censors. Replicant tested and hallucinates. From sex phone lines to exploding trees. Yes, it's time for Snow Days. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to my mom's second favorite podcast. That's right. You're listening to Distractable. And hopefully you're watching, honestly, because I think you all know how we feel about that. But if you're listening, I guess you're welcome to. My name is Bob. I'm going to be your host for today because even though I don't remember how it happened, somehow I won the last episode. Uh, which was clearly deserved and I was hilarious, so congratulations to me. Uh, competing today on the episode will be the other two guys who are always here. The only other two guys who are always here. It's Mark and Wayne. Hey. And I'm bald!
Ha! I got a haircut oh yeah see there's like a little curl right here where you're hiding the receding hairline hmm interesting interesting no no please no hiding it now I got a haircut for those listeners
sound shorter yeah there it is hey come on man no just your hair you got a haircut come on you're not rubbing your legs on the mic are you i mean i could i could i bet they feel real long because it's not really long you sound so much taller than you actually are this is a sex phone line hey can you rub the phone on your legs
I could go down that rabbit hole, but I feel like we'd be canceled, so I'm not gonna.
Yeah, that would get us. That would get us canceled. Oh, now my hair's all messed up, guys. Come on.
It looks great.
What memorable snow day stories do the hosts share?
While Mark fixes his hair, let me remind you of the rules. I give points. It's arbitrary. Let's not pretend. I know we have rules. We have a constitution. It's arbitrary. Okay, let's not. but also there's some very strict rules and whoever gets the most points wins unless that's not what happens and Mark already has one for sounding so so short well it's your hair Mark's hair fine Mark's hair gets the point not Mark Mark's not short just Mark's hair you guys are so big there we go that's the one it's all angles in mirrors man that's how I make my boobs look so big I've been hiding an elephant this whole time Really small, small elephant. Editors, don't help him. Unless you have an elephant filter on your camera.
Do they make those?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's called a VTuber.
You can like raise your hand and your thing. Never mind, it doesn't work. I lied to you.
What are you saying, Wade? There's like two jokes going on. I can't follow the funny. I look like an idiot.
Never mind.
Maybe I'm thinking of Zoom instead of this. I don't think I've ever seen Wade bail on a joke before.
It wouldn't even have to be a joke. There's a feature I thought that was here. It's not here, clearly.
How are you guys? Let's do small talk.
Oh, man. Final stretch? Yes, I guess. I mean, I've got nothing left to do, really. I was sitting around last night and I was just... Amy was laughing at me. Okay, let's be honest. Amy was laughing. But I was sitting around being like, I am bored. you'd think that i'd be like yay i'm bored i haven't been bored in a while but i'm bored i don't want to look at my my small rectangle anymore i want to i want to get a tablet yeah big rectangle that's what's up no tablets oh it's heavy i don't want to hold it uh get a stand stand they have stands yeah for tablets yeah hands free could be like a big long arm just holds it right in front of you oh that'd be cool okay all right i can do that Have they made smart glasses yet that can project images into our eyeballs?
Probably. They have flashlights that can do that. You just put a little cover over the light and turn it on.
What?
You know, like the projectors we had in school, they'd put the thing on and shine a light.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the hosts' initial thoughts on snow days?
0:00–2:21
2
What memorable snow day stories do the hosts share?
2:21–4:55
3
How did the hosts celebrate their snow days as kids?
4:55–6:47
4
What funny incidents happened during snow days?
6:47–9:16
5
How do the hosts feel about snow days as adults?
9:16–12:29
6
What challenges do parents face on snow days?
12:29–14:54
7
What are the hosts' opinions on snow day traditions?
14:54–20:10
8
How do the hosts conclude their discussion about snow days?
20:10–47:54