Talent

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What is the premise of the “Talent” episode and who are the hosts?

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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, warped Wade eliminates guilt by gaming, hockey with gusto, and wishes to proffer proficiency. Multitasking Mark has plotting issues, does not lust after Miss Linny, but crushes on Caitlin. Bobby Bob is bested by his beauty, identifies AI illumination. accumulated idiocy and accumulates awards. From Snoo Snoo to Pro Roastville. Yeah. It's time for talent. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Wade 0:43
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm your host, Wade. Welcome to the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and the winner gets to host the next episode. I'm joined as always by my friends, talented co-hosts, Mark and Bob.
Mark Fischbach 0:57
Hello. Last podcast
Bob (LordMinion777) 0:58
standing. We did it, boys.
Wade 1:00
The others are all gone.
Bob (LordMinion777) 1:02
Every other podcast just gave up. I don't We're finally number one again. That's unaware.
Wade 1:08
Uh I was not aware of this development, but I can't say I'm disappointed. I am very excited to be the only podcast.
Mark Fischbach 1:14
Well, I was just saying that as a joke 'cause a brain leak ended. I did see that.
Wade 1:18
Oh yeah, I did too. Yeah.
Mark Fischbach 1:20
If they
Bob (LordMinion777) 1:21
weren't enjoying it, I mean whatever.
Mark Fischbach 1:23
So if if we're not enjoying this we can just
Bob (LordMinion777) 1:25
Yeah, no, if if you're not enjoying this, Mark, go you go ahead and are you uh are you having a bad time?
Wade 1:30
No, I'm still here. Mark, how many points to keep your eyes?
Bob (LordMinion777) 1:36
Mark it Mark it's uh every episode point handicapped just to make sure he continues to enjoy.
Wade 1:41
There's here's uh one. Wow, thank you. It's not a very good one. Uh it's kinda
Bob (LordMinion777) 1:47
What in God's name? Why are our names Mahri and Baby?
Wade 1:51
Those are Colons. Oh yeah, Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Uh dang it, Bobby? Damn, what a great impression. Thank you. Uh that one landed.
Bob (LordMinion777) 2:01
You gotta give 'em a second to land. A landing is not an instantaneous thing.
Wade 2:08
I'm not really landing. I'm just going full force right into the wall.
Mark Fischbach 2:12
That's what the gymnasts do in the Olympics. They just like it keeps spinning till they hit someone and that's that's how they stick.
Wade 2:18
Or until their balls catch something and just stop them like a parachute. A pole vault
Mark Fischbach 2:22
and a penis. So how are you guys? Doing good. I'm not home still. Expound. Man, I don't know how see I at this point I have shame of cause I I ha I have no excuse for not uploading videos. For those that are like, Oh man, I hope he gets back so he can record. I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve videos. in my Dropbox. Edited. Edited and ready? Ready to go. I have not uploaded them.
Bob (LordMinion777) 2:54
You won't let you won't let anyone upload it for you?
Mark Fischbach 2:57
No, I I no one no one has access to to my channel, so I I do it all myself and it I believe this is an ADHD thing where if I am so focused on one thing, I cannot do anything else because if I switch gears, I will lose all momentum in the thing that I am focused on. And it's purely psychological. Like I know I could do it and it would take me just a little bit of time and I should probably do it today. Just do it all in one blast and get them all up. and schedule them, but I just have so much trouble with doing that. I I have an inability to I as much as I do multitask in my life of various things that I'm juggling, I don't do that well. And also I like to like fantasize that I am oh one day, one thing.
Mark Fischbach 3:38
That's all I'm doing. And that's like something I've always kind of strived for, but never really works out. So I'm sorry to everybody. I'm a bad YouTuber.
Wade 3:45
Hey, by the time this episode comes out, most of those will probably be uploaded and viewed by you, all right? None of those will be uploaded and viewed by you all.
Bob (LordMinion777) 3:55
No, I don't know what that is. I'm sure there's a name for it. I have that exact same thing. Uh you're you've been busier than I have uh for a while now with movie stuff, but like do you ever have those days where you have a thing, like you're like, All I need to really do is this one thing tomorrow and there's a bunch of other stuff, but like I need to get this one thing done and then like I'll wake up and I'll be oh wait, uh my phone didn't charge last night.

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