The Episode You Can Taste
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What is the premise of the “Episode You Can Taste” and how does the show begin?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Waggy Wade has a metaphobia and investigates the sensibilities stimulated by the senses. Marching band Mark is perplexed by perforations, boobs chickabow, classic cavalcades, and wants to hire pro sneezers. Begrimmed Bob blabers about bossing, butter, nachos, a shiny buttons. on it and yells while yakking. From full sacks to essence of poop. Hees! It's time for the episode you can taste. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host, Wade, joined as always by my compatriots, compadres, co-hosts, cohorts, co-conspirators, Mark and Bob. Aye.
I like co-conspirators. I'll roll with that.
I like whatever amalgamation of words you said in the beginning. Whatever that was, I'm about it. Hello? No, no, no. The cum somethings. Cumsacks? Yeah, I'll be your cumsack.
Thank you. I've always wondered, but I never had the nerve to ask. That's why I'm here. Well welcome to the show where one of us hosts the other to compete for points and the winner gets to Oh wait, I
forgot. I gotta take this stuff off. Oh that's okay.
Don't show Mark's face up to this point. Do you wanna like delete this recording or do you wanna just trust the editors? Don't show me.
Don't show
me. Uh, we keep
telling Mark he's ugly, he's finally getting it. So what do we do to show Mark's face to not show Mark's face during that time? Do we just not show his face? Just substitute Mark's face
with
a big picture of a butt. That's pretty good.
No handshake deals, right? Actually, no, we were just talking.
Yeah, we were actually just trying to figure out how to replace your face. Still don't show it. I'm not I'm
not ready. Uh
huh.
Not yet. Not yet. Just gotta freshen up, you know. And now show me The Grand Reveal. Face
reveal. Oh
no, my subs!
No! That's okay, you still got feet or something.
Show the feet. Show the
Not
yet.
Not yet. Oh, okay. Alright, one day. Well anyway, uh this is the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points. The winner gets to host the next episode, and in this episode we will start with some small talk. How goes things? How are you all doing?
Oh
Uh Doesn't seem particularly good. Did you watch the Muppet movie again? Huh? What's up? Hm?
Had a great time. Things are going great. Oh okay. Yeah, just swell. Swimmingly even. That seems believable. Swellingly. Swellingly?
Yeah.
It is hot. It is incredibly hot. It is really hot. Whatever mystery thing I'm doing that I haven't told anybody about, it's really, really hot. It does sound like it. Exceptionally sweaty, if you know what I mean. Mm-hmm. Lot of lot of fluids. Meanwhile, it's been great here in
Cincinnati. Like absolutely just perfect weather.
Oh, like idyllic. Last night we were outside with James on the play set and I was like ah This is the perfect evening. Sitting outside the porch. Seventy-three degrees. Sunset in the background.
Nice breeze.
Super moon over on the other horizon. Supermoon. You had a supermoon? There's a supermoon yesterday and and apparently tonight as well. And like a very, very slight eclipse of it as well.
Oh man.
James is saying uh three-word sentences now. Whoa. It's kind of one three-word sentence, but like I'm not trying to undercut his achievements. But he we were going to bed two nights ago, we were going to bed and I was laying next to him trying to settle in, and he just looks at me and he goes, I see. Daddy. I was like, what? And apparently no one has no one has been teaching him this. I think he watched he does watch Miss Rachel on YouTube, which is like a very popular kids YouTube thing. I think she does that, but like none of us people in his real people in his real life were teaching him that. He just started doing it. And then now he's like, I see doggy. I see moon. He really liked the moon last night because it's big.
So like out of nowhere.
That's
pretty fun.
I'm glad he's listening to real people, not like Miss Rachel.
Fuck the Bengals. I thought you liked the Bengals. They break my heart every week, man.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the “Episode You Can Taste” and how does the show begin?
0:00–6:37
2
How do the hosts explore the sense of sight and share their favorite visual experiences?
6:37–12:57
3
What smells do the hosts love or hate, and why do they discuss Cinnabon, tobacco, and other aromas?
12:57–21:21
4
Which foods and flavors are considered the best and worst to taste, and what stories do they tell about sour and “poo milk”?
21:21–29:59
5
Why do the hosts dedicate an entire segment to paper towels and the “paper towel episode”?
29:59–38:19
6
What is the community sneezing challenge and how do the hosts plan to use real sneezes on the show?
38:19–45:26
7
How does the points system work, and what strategies do the hosts use to earn or lose points?
45:26–53:33
8
Who wins the episode, what is the winner’s speech, and how do the hosts wrap up the show?
53:33–1:01:11