The Pee Covered Episode
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This face-to-face episode. Microscopic Mark, Lords is Lady, explains internal fermentation, then explores sentience, mortality, mukbang, and guilds. Wide-angled Wade drinks Mr. Iplier, has a sartorial scrape, but regales with RPG antics and raid. Biologist Bob Minmax's admits Pavlovian water sports. Requests one shot. And splashes on skins. From editorial issues to serious sporting injuries. It's time for the P-covered episode. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. It's
time for distractable. It's time for another episode of where we're in person and we have purposefully placed me not in the center so I don't look tiny. I don't look tiny, right? You look huge, man. Huge. Huge. I'm huge. Right? Huh? What were we saying? I zoned out. You could be supportive. Why can't we be supportive? We can be supportive. I just zoned out. What do you mean you zoned out? How did you zone out? We're sitting five feet away from each other. Mark just started talking loudly and Jesus Christ. You guys were talking about tech and I zoned out. No, you're talking about the podcast. Literally. No, you were like forty percent. You can zoom out. It's the hardware of how we make this podcast. Yeah, I know, and I was bored.
You could edit an episode if you had to, right? I think we should make I think we should make it when I need to edit an episode. I think that would be remember when you had Tyler edit an episode of like You'd be like that these days. I think that would be Well that's pretty good. Actually, yeah, that's fine. He did fine. The process was funny to watch, but the uh episode was fine. It has been ten years since I've edited a video. It has been ten years. Well, then time to dust off the skills in it. I'm just saying there was no skills then. There was Look, if we were Look, if we Both rendered incapable. And then Sam Died in a plane crash. I mien Fell asleep forever. Lived in a plane crash. Okay. Sorry, Sam. Uh and then all the other editors also became incapacitated, and there was no one except you to make sure that episode gets out on time.
Retirement. Mr. Spotify is calling your landline at home and telling you We need distractable. No, it's a landline. You don't have voicemail. We don't have one of those, we're safe. I just assumed he would have. have a landline. Landlines can have voicemail. What's it? Oh it's a it's called an answering machine. It's not a voicemail. Voice? Oh right. You have to you have to have an answering machine where I guess you do still leave a voicemail, technically probably. But like you get a message on your answering machine. Dude, those were cool. You could call in and you pipe to punch in your secret code. We never had that. But but th I saw that on Seinfeld. I did that on Seinfeld. That was cool. How old are you guys?
I don't remember that. Literally your age. Yeah, we're about sure we're about the same. Sure Mr. Zone out. Yeah, I might look like Uncle Fester, but I'm the same age as you. I don't know. He doesn't know tech. We got some boomer tendencies over there. But you know who doesn't have boomer tendencies? Our Gen Z audience. Hit him with a uh Zoom joke. Do you ever just be in Ohio putting off a lot of riz and then you Drop your phone in the skibbity toilet. Yeah. No cap. No, that's not well actually is that Zoomer?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and sponsor message for this episode?
0:00–7:26
2
Why is one of the hosts allergic to Skyline and how does it affect him?
7:26–10:13
3
How do the hosts explain the gut‑yeast‑fermentation theory behind the Skyline allergy?
10:13–14:20
4
What happened with the severe foot injury and why did the host delay seeing a doctor?
14:20–19:55
5
How are the hosts potty‑training their toddler and what strategies are they using?
19:55–26:23
6
What is a mukbang, and why are the hosts debating doing one for the podcast?
26:23–30:02
7
What are the details of the Switch 2 pre‑order and the upcoming Pokémon games?
30:02–32:57
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and what final thoughts do they share?
32:57–35:55