They've Gone Too Far!
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What is the opening premise and sponsor message of the episode?
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Listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Maniche and Mark loves wood, nukes the seven seas, then lords the Luddite and the Lads. Baliniferous Bob requires decor diagnosis, creeps on Kaiju, and is fickle over fridges. Weekly Wade offers Fellatio, displays dementia, shirks small talk, rips a Bong and refuses to stoop. From Ethan Shrooming to Picatum Original. Ha ha ha! It's time for They've Gone Too Far. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome to Distractable. Thank you for joining us today. It's going to be a very fun one and we're gonna reward you for your time with lots of laughs. Lots and lots of laughs. Voldemort, make em laugh! Not so many backflips, my guy. What is Ethan here? No, uh well Baltimore it is Ethan, didn't you know? I've never seen them in the same sh shroom? What? Never seen them in the same room. Or shroom. Or shroom. I've never seen them on shrooms. That's a lie, but I won't say which one. Damn. I'm your host because I won by clearly arbitrary circumstances, but those are the kind of circumstances that we put into this game because they're not us making them arbitrary. It's the universe calling down arbitrarialness to us.
I think the universe is pretty uncouth. I almost said a word that triggers things that I had to catch myself at the beginning of it. Apparently there's been another episode recently where I said it and none of us noticed and we just kept going and no and everyone on the subreddit was like Oh oh oh All of these rules are under the qualification that if none of us catch it, or if one chooses not to catch it and the others actually don't catch it, then it doesn't get caught. It's a real thing. That is another form of fair. We have baked in parts of the rules to make sure that we can never be held accountable for failing to uphold them. It it it is built in to account for the others' stupidity. I was gonna say something to that effect and now I've completely forgotten it.
So I'm gonna move on to small talk from these guys, Bob and Wade. All right. I need your help, everybody. Uh view viewers can also help. Listeners, you're not interesting right now. Uh, but Mark and Wade, I'm most interested in your opinion. You see this? You see this right here in my background? This is like a cheap, I think it was from literally from like Walmart or something. It's like the cheapest cube organizer. Everybody has one of these things. It's fine. And I'm I'm gonna keep using that. I'm just gonna move it somewhere. else I want a piece of furniture to go there and I want it to be like cool. Oh we're jumping right into the episode. Okay. Got it. I'm not cool. What goes what goes here? Because it's not that wide of a thing and there's this shelf up above it.
So it can't be like a full like bookshelf situation. Do you want cube storage or you want something else entirely? I want it to be it I want it to be like still like a cabinets or shelves. Or something where it's like it's in my background, right? So I want it to like look cool, but I'm just tired of the cube look. I'm tired of having the boxes. I'm I want something different. What would look cool? Help me. No, no, this is great because I've been thinking about this recently. Do you guys remember at like your either way back in childhood or your grandparents' house when you had that like desk, but it had a wooden roll of Up top. A roll top desk? Yes. I think back to how much storage they actually had. Because not only was there space for like a computer and a screen, there was space for like CDs in the side, DVDs, wherever you want to put them.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening premise and sponsor message of the episode?
0:00–9:14
2
How do the hosts critique modern smart‑fridge technology and propose retro alternatives?
9:14–18:38
3
What wild nuclear‑ocean plan is suggested for carbon sequestration and why is it controversial?
18:38–29:27
4
Why do the hosts argue for abandoning modern beds in favor of primitive sleeping solutions?
29:27–39:35
5
How is the concept of cleaning re‑imagined using rivers, fire, and ancient methods?
39:35–49:54
6
What is the purpose of the points‑and‑wheel game and how does it affect the discussion?
49:54–58:33
7
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and reflect on the ‘too far’ technology theme?
58:33–1:02:07
8
What final takeaways and calls to action are given to listeners at the end?
1:02:07–1:02:40