Three Sentence Horror Stories
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructible. This episode, Bore Zapping Bob has a Romeo offspring, enjoys glorious gaming, then brings back the heebie jeebies. Web like Wade has foot chafing, loves to bonk and pease himself. Boleskin Mark gives Hades a handy. Blood's a pet and waste Wade's grasp on grammar. From living apart to living on Luna. Yah ha ha It's time for Three-sentence horror stories. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of Markiplier's favorite podcast. Eh? Can confirm? It actually is. It is. Yeah, it is. It for sure. Alright. Besides, of course, The Edge of Sleep Out Now, Season One. Just like it has been for three years. It's out now. I'm not lying. It's true. It's out now.
How does the host introduce the three‑sentence horror story competition?
But anyway, Mark Paplier's second favorite podcast. We'll take it. I feel like we deserve the top spot, but what could I do about it? Um anyway, I'm your host, Bub. I'm hosting because I won, which winning that episode where we just sat on the couch and talked about whatever for like two hours is an accomplishment in a way. But but also that was fun. I wish that we could just do that more. That was nice. Yeah. Yeah. I I I won that one. We'd have to be in the same place all the time, which is impossible. Two of us are That's almost always been true too. That's Not that's very untrue actually. That yeah. I guess unless you're saying that we lived Mark and I lived in the same state, but we lived pretty far away from each other in the same state.
How big can one state be? Pretty big. Pretty big. Okay. Pretty big. Yeah, pretty big. Anyway, if you've never seen the show before, I'm the host because I won the last one. These two guys are going to compete. They get points for me, the host, and then the whoever wins hosts the next one. It's a very strict competition. Points are awarded awarded. Points are awarded very carefully and thoughtfully, and not all in a haphazard and bullshit manner. And we always follow all the all of the rules. We have a very carefully planned out constitution. Which we never forget parts of and we always enforce consistently and fairly. So it's a really structured, really strict show that we run here. So hopefully that's what you signed up for.
It's been a while since I hosted one, so maybe I'm misremembering, but I'm pretty sure that's accurate. I do have an episode prepared for today, and I'm pretty excited about it. It might be a little revisit to an episode that. That we did about a year ago. It might be kinda fun. They sent horror stories. Woohoo! Well we'll get to it when we get to it. But we always start with small talk. And it's been what like a actual well, like a like a week since Couch episode, right? Oh wait, that's not the last episode. Yeah. Fuck. No, cut all that up. I was my own. Why didn't you say anything? I did. I said I won that one. I was waiting for you to finish. You said you won that one? Yeah. Whatever. Fuck. It wasn't the couch. I like the couch episode.
The last one, whoever hosted that piece of shit, barely counts. Who was who was it? Clearly I remember. Couch one? No, the one between this and the couch one. Oh, okay. Alright. It was Wade. It was Wade. It was Wade. Oh man, you remember my would you rather episode? It was really cool. Oh it was. I thought it was Mark. Okay, well sorry, Wade. Oh man, it's cool. Uh how you doing, man? What uh you wanna has your you got small talk? Yeah, you wanna go first? Me? Oh me? Little meaning. I'm doing okay. I'm pretty good. Uh we finally don't have people in our house and I don't know what to do about it.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the Battlefield 6 ad that opens the episode about?
0:00–1:48
2
How does the host introduce the three‑sentence horror story competition?
1:48–6:45
3
What are the rules and point system for the horror‑story showdown?
6:45–15:30
4
Which video games does the host discuss and why are they highlighted?
15:30–42:28
5
What is Wade’s first three‑sentence horror story and how does it end?
42:28–44:26