Two Sentence Horror Stories
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What is the premise of the Two‑Sentence Horror Stories challenge?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode. Berserker Bob bashes the Bangles, then prods his pals to give us all the heebie-jeebies. Woodland Wade decries sports hopes, gets grisly with gusto, but gets naught but a nod. Miraculous Mark has a mythical hard one, and misses the macabre with his malefluent mirth. From that Demon to butt plugs. It's time for two sentence horror stories. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to Hit Podcast Distractable. I'm your host for today because I am a winner. By which, of course, I mean I won by giving up on almost every dream I ever had. Uh I'm joined, as usual, by my two competitors for today's episode, Mark and Wade. Woohoo! Hello. Uh if you've never seen the show before, I'm the host, which means I get to make Up the rules and also I will be assigning points. The guys are competing to earn as most points as possible, as most, close enough. Uh but the points don't really matter, and maybe having the most points isn't even the goal. Who knows? It's all just made up. Uh but it's very it's very closely documented. I have a I have a book here that I write everything down in.
It's very official, but it doesn't matter. But it's important to keep close track, an accurate record. But who cares? I have a sort of a game we're gonna play today, but before we get into the game, it is custom and tradition in our great nation of Distractable. To begin with small talk. So how are you guys doing today? How's how's it how's it hangin'? Mark, yes. Oh, I was just saying hello. I thought you were raising your hand. Me, me! He really wants to go. Okay, all right, I'll go, I'll go.
I'll go. I have finally gotten my hands on the mythical 61 terabyte hard drive.
Oh my god. Rip
it out and show us. I don't have it right
here, actually. I just missed the package of it. I thought you had your hands on it. No, I actually I
actually I would have had my hands on it, but you know, we did the last episode and I was like trying to track this package and you know they can show it on the map sometimes. But I kept saying like error, we can't something went wrong, can't show it. I was like, oh okay, I guess we can't turn it they already tried to deliver it and I didn't get it to me. But I will soon have my hands on the mythical.
61 terabyte hard drive. It's actually two of them. Well, that's that it's two of them is more impressive, but that you don't actually have them is way less impressive. That's cool though. That's pretty big. I saw a uh like a tech blog, not an official thing, but I saw people theorizing that like large terabyte hard drives are in the near future. Like in the next four years, it will be very commonplace to have a 60 per 60 terabyte drive because Where I we're reaching another sort of breakthrough point where memory is is gonna like double and double again in the next short period. So
God, imagine the number of battle passes I
can have on games then. I can have so many gotcha games installed on my phone when it's 60 terabytes. Yeah. I I miss the days when it was like, meh,
four terabytes, four, oh never fill.
This. My first computer that I had that was like mine, which was a hand me down, but like my dad gave me his little computer when I was in maybe middle school, maybe high school, somewhere in there. Had a 10 20 gigabyte hard drive. And I and I never had I never filled it up. I never had the issue of like, well, better delete some stuff. I just it just I installed all the games I wanted. I'm pretty sure I played StarCraft and the Brood War expansion on that computer. computer and the original Call of Duty and all kinds of stuff.
How much storage was on like a nineteen ninety-five, like Windows ninety-five, like a gig? Probably like eight or sixteen gigs somewhere in that region. Can't believe Minesweeper takes up a terabyte now.
It'll be really fun when you have those hard drives, Mark. I can't wait for you for that. Thank you. It will be really boring because I'll be like,
now I can have the entire
project on one enclosure as opposed to strewn across two.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the Two‑Sentence Horror Stories challenge?
0:00–7:57
2
How do the hosts discuss futuristic storage tech like a 61‑TB hard drive?
7:57–14:16
3
Why do the hosts spend time debating football scores and team performance?
14:16–21:04
4
How does the first round of two‑sentence horror storytelling begin?
21:04–26:54
5
What spooky twist do the contestants add to the “antique mirror” prompt?
26:54–33:19
6
How does the ocean‑themed horror prompt evolve into a terrifying scene?
33:19–38:51
7
What happens during the rapid‑fire two‑word horror story round?
38:51–44:21
8
How are points tallied and who is declared the winner at the episode’s close?
44:21–48:44