Wade Lied To Us
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, warmest Wade accepts his decrepitude via Star Wars, then callously grills the guise. Blistering Bob gets a glow-up, continues with Carl, rips rhapsody, and goes mild. Minority report Mark bashes black balls and holes, duels bears, cancels cuckoo bits, and rejects the high seas. From picking bones to bro bushwhacking It's time for Wade lied to us. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable! I'm today's host, Wade, joined as always by my co-host, Mark and Bob. Hello boys. Hello boy. Hi. Boy singular does not sound good when I say I there's no context on the Boy. That's why you have to add the word good first. You say good boy or good girl. No. Good boy. Also bad context. Well, I was gonna say more to the audience, but I guess I'll just let you all jump into small talk. That said my bit. Oh, okay. You barely s you didn't say anything. What are we doing? Nah, we got this. No, I don't need you. We're doing an episode. I don't need you bad boy. Okay what stages of something you just went through, but there were some stages. Alright, so I got something I'm gonna pick a bone with people.
Oh. Okay. I you know how I said the black magic with the this the the dial thing? Someone was like, hey, black magic makes this other device that's also a dial, and it's like a singular thing. And I'm like, I know about that one. And it's not it's not the same thing. It's actually weirdly enough that uh there's another one with a little dial, but it's a recorder. So it takes in video and it it converts it. So that's what that is four and it's to be why does it have a dial? Because it's use they have separate uh uh like departments, right? They have their video editing software and stuff and supports that. And then they have most of their business, which is live production. So they have uh audio switchers, video switchers, like huge racks uh products based on that.
And that is for that to control the video. coming in so you can quickly you know scrub through it for live uh mixing. I think maybe it has uh the ability to be used in Vinci, but that's more expensive than the thing I bought. And I don't like to buy things that might work. I I don't see a single review saying it works with DaVinci. I have not found anything in the documentation that it works with DaVinci. So I'm like, I you just because it has a dial and you ca Everyone thinks I'm dumb because they're like, hey, there's this thing. It's got a circle on it. I'm like, I look into things a little bit. I'm I'm not so stupid that I miss it. Rent it. Instead of buying it, rent it. The mail it right to your P.O.
box. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. God, I miss stores. But I seriously no, I know like I I'm with you a little bit. I lived in a place where that we didn't have a micro center for like a decade. There weren't stores that had the shit that I wanted, even when it was only in stores anyway. Every time I've ever needed anything specific for computer stuff, or like I've never lived in a town where there was like a B and H photo. Like you have to have the right store for the kind of shit that you You and occasionally I am trying to buy. It's not like Best Buy used to have the black magic editing special thing. And now it's like, oh, Best Buy only sells Phillips Hue and TVs. Yeah. They used to have real technology.
No, it didn't. It's just always been a pain to get that shit.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why does the episode start with a Vitamin Water sponsorship message?
0:00–9:39
2
What is the Blackmagic Design dial and how does it impact video editing?
9:39–19:41
3
How would you react if a bear attacked while trying to save your dog?
19:41–26:56
4
What happened when the host’s car rolled down an icy hill and what did he learn?
26:56–34:58
5
Are the new Star Wars trailers discussed in the episode genuine or AI‑generated?
34:58–43:21
6
Which karaoke song does Wade choose when forced to sing on the spot?
43:21–52:48
7
What is Mark’s least favorite vegetable according to the quiz?
52:48–1:00:44
8
Who won the episode, what were the final scores, and what was the loser’s speech?
1:00:44–1:09:24