Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. The sipsone. Walking Wade slaughters his screens, plays sounds, then retreads a wonderful format. Button-bashing Bob mashes Mrs. Rabbit, roasts relocation, and shows off his multiple desk blades. Mark assaults Asus and his bald buddy, glazes Delta and nippon, then brutally stumps Bob. From Rolling Stones to Killing couches. Hehehehe! It's time for Wade's Bob's Mandy's Word Game featuring Marky Plier. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host. Because apparently I won the last one, which I definitely remember doing because I've got a great memory. And I'm joined as always by my friends whose names I remember and I definitely don't have written down. Mark and Bob. How's it going boys? Not much has really changed since the last time we did this, hasn't? You guys look like you're in your normal locations. Yeah, everything looks absolutely normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are you still the same, Mr. Gathers Moths? Because I'm busy gathering moth. They ate my hair, now they're eating my life. Moth moths? Or I think Mark meant moths. It's what I intended. I can't read, so I didn't know what he said.
I shape every letter with my lips. You better read them. Bob, you like fill out your camera. I feel so short next to you.
Yeah, I something is different. I thought I set it back up the same. I'm in a new room. Uh for anyone who's a listener. This is different. It's still kind of purple, but it's I I thought I set it up the same. Something looks different. I feel like my forehead looks bigger.
Something's different about this framing. I don't know what it is. It's fine. You you look you look good. Oh, speaking of listener, you guys must have seen the uproar. I saw most of them say, Wow, Wade, Wade represent us. I I feel like there's a whiplash or two that you missed in that summary of yours. Much like the we will burn Wade alive. For daring to steal our win. I remember a lot of that. A lot of that. And then the next episode came out that you hosted was like,
Wade represented us so good, a genius of hosts. None will compare. Thank you.
They only burned me from the waist down, so the top half was able to represent. Good thing I keep my penis up high. I did not, but now it's deep fried and delicious. I'm trying to shrink in my s my camera for you, man. Is this helping? Somehow that makes me look even bigger. It's because my head's getting smaller, but my gut is getting bigger. I should be like back here. Man, this looks great. Yeah, you should be farther back. Yeah, you do look good. Wait. It really slims you down. I'll just stand. No. That's a lot of nips. That's a lot of nips. It's a lot of grey stripes. You guys got me on a Friday night. Nips out. I felt like I just lost a Five Nights at Freddy's game and it's just they show nips on Freddy's when you lose that.
When your nips point at me, I hear that scream sound that happens when you get killed in Five Nights at Freddy.
I'm glad we did not try to impersonate five nights at Freddy's uh screams when my I'm glad we didn't do that. There's no evidence that that occurred. I I'm still sad about all the other things we tried to impersonate, but I'm glad we didn't do that one. Apparently we were the only ones sad about it.
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Chapters
3 chapters
1
What is the opening sponsor message and how does it set the tone for the episode?
0:00–4:33
2
How do the hosts introduce the show and the new “Wade’s/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game” with Markiplier?
4:33–16:07
3
What tech upgrades and monitor experiences do the hosts discuss before the game starts?
16:07–48:19