What Song Do You See?
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What is the opening premise of “What Song Do You See?” and who are the hosts?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Blue Scoo's Bob, summons shit for Wade, complains about teeth, and plays muse to his mates. Whirly Wade watches bent trees get blown, is romantic, man becomes Stug Starlin. Magician Mark returns to his kingdom, gets buggered by Apcost, then witnesses rabbits and sperms. Slaughter from fecal feasts to hidden destructible history. He's It's time for what song do you see? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to what I can only assume is your favorite thing in the entire world, and by that definition, also your favorite podcast. This is Distractable. I am your host for today. My name is Bob. I'm the host because I won the last one. I'm joined by my two co-hosts slash competitors, Mark and Wade. Woo!
Oh. Editors put a raucous crowd behind me. Not not behind me, like like just cheering. Or then blow mark up.
Nope.
Ah, classic. I
don't know why. The only thing I could think of is my background is that guy from SpongeBob saying how many times we gotta teach you this lesson, old man? But
You know that, but you don't know the chocolate guy from SpongeBob.
Oh
yeah. Okay. Never seen Distractable before. The host uh comes up with some kind of topic. There are points that are given out that matter a little, not that much. They don't mean anything. They're arbitrary. And then someone wins. Whoever wins hosts the next one. That's the whole thing. And before we get into that part, which I'm excited because I feel like I have a good one today, which means it's probably gonna be a complete dumpster fire and absolute piece of shit, because that's how it always goes. Uh we do small talk. How's going guys?
I'm back home. Yeah, that looks like a familiar place. Yes, it's not a green screen. Don't look. I I can touch it. Go walk through that door, Mark. Oh yeah.
Wearing a green shirt. Using a green screen, that's so brave of you.
Mark Skidoo, we can too.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, you d you have blues clues fans?
It's been a very long time.
Like a
very long time.
That's fair. If you were still actively watching Blues Clues, I guess today, uh that would be weird. Is it weird?
Blues clues was a great time. That's back when Steve wasn't played by Jack Black. But um sh Damn. I like Jack Black. I just know people are like the same thing happened with like Chris Pratt. It's like the same actor gets a bunch of roles, everyone's like, oh, this guy again. Granted, I guess he is supposed to be playing like a younger, younger man. Who wait, who is?
What are we doing? Jack
Black is playing Steve in the Minecraft movie. Yeah,
I know that. I know that. But is Steve a younger man? Is that canonically Is there lore behind who Steve is?
I don't know man, but apparently there's been like a lot of like people that are at least a vocal minority that are like, Steve should be young. Doesn't he have a beard though?
N uh in the game?
He has like
uh he has like a Who Manchu. He has like a bottom chin beard thing.
I've not seen Steve in so long 'cause I have my own skin.
Anyway, how you doing, Wade? Hey, the the Bengals won. Huh? Right? That's gotta be good for you.
Man, the offense the last few weeks really starting to click. The defense So uh there was a hurricane. Un unhappier news. God dang. No, uh there it's been pretty bad. I know a lot of people hopefully by the time this comes out, people are in better shape. But uh man, living all the way up in Ohio and having it hit. I don't know what it was like for you, Bob. I'm just to hear what it was like for you guys, but uh the wind was pretty scary here. We have some tall trees and watching them go from like this direction, I'm holding my hands horizontally to vertically. To horizontally the other direction was kind of wild. And we had a tree, it didn't even break. Just somehow the wind gusted so hard that the root system was taken out of the ground and the dirt came up and the roots came up and the tree landed.
I mean, the tip of one of the branches was like a few inches from our door. And that's like where Molly's office and our bedroom and stuff are.
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