What The Hell Is That?
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What is the opening sponsor message and how does it set the tone for the episode?
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Destructibles. This episode. Betty Bob busts on Wade and gets screwed over by customer services. Then the triumvirate explore etymology. Wotan Wade does Lucasfilm, gobbles, licks ass, and creates countless catchy compounds. Marketplace Mark finds corporate incompetence inexplicable, chips on torpor, digs Zelda scrolls, and gets righteous. From crustalia to defenestration. Yeah ha ha ha! It's time for What the hell is that? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hello and welcome back to another episode of what I can only assume is your thirty-fourth favorite podcast. That's right, it's distractable. Well, by now maybe we've moved up to one, but we all know where we were on that list, so those were the good old days, up at 34. I'm sure by now Mr. Rogain is uh withering in spot number six or seven at least. Welcome. Back, I'm your host. My name is Bob. This is a show where, as the host, I give out points, and the points declare a winner. Except there's other things that happen like wheels that spin and who knows. And then whoever wins this hosts the next one, competing to host the next one, andor competing to be the loser of the episode. Please welcome the two other people who are always and only ever the ones who are here, Mark and Wade.
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Hello. I'm imagining a lot of like a crustadium full of people cheering for my really poorly worded introduction. Anyway, what's up guys? I have a game for today, but before we do that, it's uh small talk. A crustadium, eh? A crustadium? A crust that's what you said. You said crustadium. Crustadium. It's either a stadium full of crabs or it's really gross. I'm sick, but I'm I'm in a good mood, so I'm gonna give whoever every time someone calls me out for saying something stupid or whatever, you get a point for that. You say for saying something stupid? I don't know, did I? I'm pretty sure. I don't think you did actually. Uh Roll it back. Every time someone calls me out for saying something stupid or Wow, he didn't.
Wait, what was it that I didn't said? F saying? Fasseing? Something st I don't know. Yeah, who cares? Listen, I say stupid all the time. I understand that language. How are your stupid lives, you stupid guys? Alright, this is a little hostile. Man, I appreciate that. That's pretty straightforward. Direction to the point. I'm licking your ass right or kissing your. Oh right, that's an ass looking point right there. Wade, don't forget I know where you live. I'm gonna come collect on that in a little bit. Oh yes, you do. Uh I'll get the paddles out. Uh Wade, whenever you get embarrassed, you get even redder. No, look at this. Oh, maybe he just went for a drive in his non-existent car in between episodes. Yeah, decided I need to tan up a bit before this episode.
I Well sometimes wonder how any company is in business when I ask a question about a product and no one can answer it. At all, I got uh something off eBay, a Dell computer. It was a great price for there because I was looking at it, I was like, Oh, I don't want that because I want a new editing workstation and yada yada. I got this, and so I have some problems with it because. Because it's secondhand and it's missing some parts. So I'm trying to get the parts and I'm trying to figure out how they work together.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening sponsor message and how does it set the tone for the episode?
0:00–9:46
2
How do Bob, Mark, and Wade introduce the obscure‑word guessing game?
9:46–18:11
3
What word describes the pleasant smell after rain and how is it discovered?
18:11–25:09
4
What are aglets and why do the hosts argue over the correct term?
25:09–32:09
5
What is a tittle and how does it relate to punctuation on i’s and j’s?
32:09–39:16
6
What does “overmorrow” mean and how does it fit into the game’s timeline?
39:16–45:55
7
What is a zarf (or souffle sleeve) and how does it tie into everyday objects?
45:55–52:31
8
How do the hosts tally points and decide the episode’s winner?
52:31–1:00:55