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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Westering Wade rubs off over Mark and gets out his atlas to analyze his accidental ding-dong. Bereft Bob finds the perfect sheath for his butthole and questions Coloradan's cognitive clarity. Mascarad Mark rejects manly munitions, utterly ignores continental boundaries, and quotes Was Not Was.
From bald bashing to the last chance saloon. Yes! It's time for Where Am I? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I am today's host because, well, starting the year off strong is exactly what I had planned in the last episode. If you didn't watch it, you should, because everything went exactly how we thought it would. I'm joined by my co-hosts, as always, Mark and Bob. Hello. Hi. Hi.
This is the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and whoever has the most points at the end gets to host the next episode. And that will not change today, but typically, and today, we usually start off with some small talk. So how's things going? Good. Is my hair getting progressively more disheveled? A little bit.
With every recording we've been doing, I don't know why, because all I've been doing is getting up, going to the bathroom, getting some food, but I come back and my hair is just a complete ramshackle mess.
Wade, you know what that feels like, huh? Yeah, you get that, Wade?
yeah sometimes i'll get my head shaved and i'll miss a single hair i also have like a random eyebrow hair here that likes to go a little wild sometimes and i have to trim it dude i have never felt more attacked than when i'm sitting there getting a haircut and with no prompting whatsoever the barber is just like hey do you want me to trim those eyebrows up a little bit for you and i'm like what
Are they bad? They've been like this. Like, yeah, I'll just fix them. Don't worry. I'll just fix them.
I didn't know they were broken. When we were filming space, if you remember when I did like detective Mark and they filled in my eyebrows more, like they made them thicker. Everyone was looking at me like, You look good today. What's going on? What's going on with you? And then they filled in Mick's eyebrows more and they're like, well, hey, something changed about you.
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Chapter 2: What are the co-hosts' thoughts on hair and grooming?
It just says a transformer changes. Yeah, no, dude, I actually got one of those that has a silicon edge to it and it's dead silent and it's the best wireless charging MagSafe thing. So awesome. It's obscenely expensive and not ultimately worth it. But I would love that because, man, is it almost every time that I forget to put my phone on the charger right away?
Especially those Apple ones, because they have kind of a rubbery middle, but the outer edge is metal. And if you have any kind of hard phone case, it clangs the shit out of it. I do dislike that. I honestly don't even use wireless charging most of the time anymore. I just plug it in. It's hard to beat like a 65 watt charger where I'm like, oh, my phone's at 10 percent.
And then I plug it in for 20 minutes and it's like, oh, my phone's at 80 percent. Guess I'll not plug it again. Plug it in for another couple of days. It's hard to top that. The wireless charging is convenient, but the fast charging is more convenient. Anyway, I know everyone gets so hype. They vomit out their souls every time I talk about phone cases. I know it.
Well, I'm never going to talk about it again because this is the only one you need.
100%.
Well, because I went to their website, right? I ordered this off their website for their holiday deal thing that they had. And I'm definitely going to get that in my ad algorithm, whatever bullshit.
Is their website the one place you're safe from their own ads?
No, their website is just their ad with a button under it that says buy our shit.
They pay to advertise on their own site. They don't have to. That's the thing. They don't have to pay. They can run the ad endlessly. It's free. You know, in all honesty, we could just do our own ads by going to a website, getting a referral link and going here unless honey steals it all. But we can do that. Mark, you were right. I was right. I was right.
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