Where Am I?!
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Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, Westering Wade rubs off over Mark and gets out his atlas to analyze his accidental ding-dong. Bereft Bob finds the perfect sheath for his butthole and questions Coloradan's cognitive clarity. Mascarad Mark rejects manly munitions, utterly ignores continental boundaries, and quotes Was Not Was. From bald bashing to the last chance saloon. Yes! It's time for Where Am I? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I am today's host because, well, starting the year off strong is exactly what I had planned in the last episode. If you didn't watch it, you should, because everything went exactly how we thought it would. I'm joined by my co-hosts, as always, Mark and Bob. Hello. Hi. Hi.
This is the show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points, and whoever has the most points at the end gets to host the next episode. And that will not change today, but typically, and today, we usually start off with some small talk. So how's things going? Good. Is my hair getting progressively more disheveled? A little bit. With every recording we've been doing, I don't know why, because all I've been doing is getting up, going to the bathroom, getting some food, but I come back and my hair is just a complete ramshackle mess.
Wade, you know what that feels like, huh? Yeah, you get that, Wade?
yeah sometimes i'll get my head shaved and i'll miss a single hair i also have like a random eyebrow hair here that likes to go a little wild sometimes and i have to trim it dude i have never felt more attacked than when i'm sitting there getting a haircut and with no prompting whatsoever the barber is just like hey do you want me to trim those eyebrows up a little bit for you and i'm like what
Are they bad? They've been like this. Like, yeah, I'll just fix them. Don't worry. I'll just fix them.
I didn't know they were broken. When we were filming space, if you remember when I did like detective Mark and they filled in my eyebrows more, like they made them thicker. Everyone was looking at me like, You look good today. What's going on? What's going on with you? And then they filled in Mick's eyebrows more and they're like, well, hey, something changed about you. So the secret to beauty is not cutting out eyebrows. It's thicker, fuller eyebrows. They're screwing me over. It's bore clips. Well, you were too handsome. They didn't want you to be excessively handsome. Dumbing me down for the rest of you losers. The worst was one time I had one of those wild old man hairs on like the outside of my ear and without even saying anything, it's like, ooh, let me get that old man hair too while I'm at it. Ah, damn. When they're like, ooh, and they're looking at you and then they just trim something real quick.
It's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
so thick eyebrows thick eyebrows save lives i think that's the saying yeah who needs to rhyme thick eyes save lives there he is i'm back baby i did it that's our guy how did we get here oh what did you say eyebrows mark's hair is getting crazy i don't know that's what it was mark's hair is getting crazy lettuce here's like how the hell did we start off with hair and eyebrows What, you got Jumanji over there or something, Mark? Why does it look like you just got back from an ordeal? I don't know. But speaking of Jumanji... What a segue! You remember the hunter from Jumanji? That guy? From the original movie, yeah. Yeah, yeah, the original. I don't count the sequels. He was also the dad, right? Yeah, actually, it was the same person that played the dad.
You know, something about, like, the kid's subconscious, like, yadda yadda. anyway i am not a gun nut but there's one go on weapon that has always fascinated me is a lever action rifle right and i don't think he had that in the movie but i've always been interested in just a lever action rifle like winchester lever action yeah like clack clack
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