WikiHow About Now?
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What is the premise of the “WikiHow About Now?” episode and how does it start?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable. This episode, Beamy Bob fleets anything at hand, simulates shitting, and starts a suspect slideshow. Medicated Mark is fully flatulent, suffers sartorial slips, governs his glands, and makes lemonade. Warden Wade becomes a doggy-style vomitorium, has no man, starts his significant other, and flashes his friends. From beautiful baby James to good hand jobs. Yes. It's time for Wiki. How about now? Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
One second. I forgot to take medication. One second. Whoops.
Mark's doing drugs.
Definitely keep that. when did you
ow pointies it's like a cap for like a gatorade bottle type thing
i had two things i could grab and put in my mouth one of them was an electronic and the other was a whole thing of chapstick and neither one of those sound good in my mouth but it's in a container so it wouldn't actually hit i'm here What? There's no way.
You did a handshake deal. I was two steps away. No, no. We were putting things in our mouths. We didn't do a handshake deal. You could check the tape. We didn't.
No, I had the chapstick. I was like, if I put this in my mouth, it would be okay because it's in a container.
Uh-huh. hi and welcome to another episode of distractible that was the best cold open and possibly only cold open we've ever done i'm sure all of that made it in and the editors didn't cut any of it out for being insane or gross i am your host my name is bob i am the host because i won the last one competing today in today's episode will be the other two guys who are always here mark and wade hello hey if you've never seen the show before first of all what the fuck second of all i i I mean, first of all, thanks for coming. Make sure you subscribe. Where
have you been? Way to start an episode like 200. Yeah, what psychopath does that anyway? That doesn't make any sense.
I can't imagine. I'm staring at Wade, but I realize that doesn't come across when I'm just staring at my... monitor it's it wade wade i was looking at you what i do i don't know uh the way this game works is they're competing for points i'm going to give them points the winner hosts the next episode so on so if you don't know how it works it doesn't really matter
watch episode one yeah
that'll explain it
not the phantom menace that's also a good episode one
Yeah, yeah. How's it going there, fellers? How you doing? Good. I'm
still in movie limbo. Tired. So tired. Why are you tired? Because my dogs decided that sleep is for the weak. And we are the weak. So sleep is for you? We're strong. I don't know. Presley's been getting sick, but only in the middle of the night. So at like seven in the morning, which is the middle of the night for me, because I go to sleep at like four. He's like, father, like, yes, my child. He goes all over my legs. Or I'll start like hacking. Or the other night he had like this like pain wheezing noise. So I think I'm going to take him into the vet. But the weird thing is like he's fine during the day. He's fine going to sleep. And then just sometimes in the middle of the night he wakes up, like puts a paw on me, looks me in the eye and just like up chucks.
And I don't know why it's like one and he's done. He's trying to look into you for help.
It's like accidentally pooping in the middle of the night and then eating it out of shame, fear, and then coming over to you and me like, I've made a mistake again. I
don't know. It feels. Does it smell like poop? It's. I mean vomit doesn't have a pleasant smell but I'm not gonna lie in the middle of the night when I'm half asleep I have not tried to sniff it so I do not know the scent because I'm kind of just like if I can pick him up and walk at the same time it's honestly a miracle at that point in the night because I am just not cohesive put together but we we went to a family reunion over the weekend and uh so we didn't get a lot of sleep i've been playing no man's sky so i've been staying up late playing no man's sky then being woken up in the middle of night by a sick dog and i've had stuff going on early in the day the last few days so i've just not gotten a lot of sleep and my body likes nine to ten hours of sleep at night i like a lot of sleep some people like our my friend our friend jesse he can go on like four hours sleep and he's like perfectly functional me if i get less than seven i'm like a zombie the whole day
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the “WikiHow About Now?” episode and how does it start?
0:00–7:08
2
How do the hosts discuss their sleep habits and how those habits affect their daily lives?
7:08–13:46
3
Why do the hosts obsess over shirt orientation, clothing quirks, and morning routines?
13:46–21:31
4
What is the format of the WikiHow image‑guessing game and how do the hosts compete?
21:31–27:48
5
How did the hosts determine the correct WikiHow article for the first image and what clues did they use?
27:48–35:13
6
Which bizarre WikiHow topics sparked the most debate and laughter among the hosts?
35:13–41:50
7
How are points awarded in the game and what strategies do the hosts use to maximize their score?
41:50–47:40
8
What were the final scores, who won the episode, and how do the hosts wrap up the show?
47:40–53:32