The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet: Part One
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke gives his formal report (47:00 to skip). Alien vibe check to start and captain Ashby has never ...
The Tainted Cup: Part Two
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brownie taste test time! (12:30 to skip). If anyone is trying to find good gift ideas for us, can we...
The Tainted Cup: Part One
21 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan offers lifehacks to make up for a distinct lack of brownies. He claims next week for sure. (13:1...
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario: Part Two
14 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Brownies have peaked (9:15 to skip). Carl's fans contain multitudes and being a crawl guide is my pa...
Carl’s Doomsday Scenario: Part One
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
“I’m not sure what to do with my hands” – Luke (11:15 to skip). Dan expects ...
The Watchers Movie
31 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
creepypasta discussion incoming (24:00 to skip). This week we are all The Watchers. Special thanks t...
The Watchers: Part Two
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our halloween decorations are better than yours (14:35 to skip). We do the math on our professorR...
The Watchers: Part One
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan both make people mad to get warmed up (13:28 to skip). Be sure to post your creepypast...
The Will of the Many: Part Four
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We remember your dog’s name (8:25 to skip). Monarchies are bad, actually. Vis breaks the recor...
The Will of the Many: Part Three
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is getting old (9:05 to skip). The boys are flummoxed by this twist and pretty annoyed with Vis...
The Will of the Many: Part Two
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Car Salesman: *slaps roof of human body*, “this bad boy can hold so many kidneys”. Reall...
The Will of the Many: Part One
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan offload their baggage (8:50 to skip). School is back in session folks! The boys struggl...
A Memory Called Empire: Part Three
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Professor Dan is back and (9:30 to skip). Imagos aren’t real people and Yskandr just keeps get...
A Memory Called Empire: Part Two
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke reveals how AI is actually useful and Dan forgets he is on a Fantasy book podcast for 5 minutes...
A Memory Called Empire: Part One
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan visits a city you’ve probably never heard of (8:15 to skip). Imagos are neat and we love o...
Kings of the Wyld: Part Three
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke scolds a sociopath (07:45 to skip). The hat is everything and you have time to practice your ha...
Kings of the Wyld: Part Two
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re reviewing dog toys now (9:20 to skip). To be true adventurers it’s important to tr...
Kings of the Wyld: Part one
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke kicks us off with a rant that ends with Dan encouraging him to engage in some *light* bribery (...
Babel: Part Three
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This one almost turns into a book club. Almost. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music...
Babel: Part Two
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Super original rant today; scheduling doctor appointments sucks (5:30 to skip). Give us one of these...
Babel: Part One
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re back and Dan met some lunatics on his trip (13:20 to skip). College is the best time of ...
Mailbag Impossible
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan dig into the mailbag this sode and talk Murderbot. See y'all in July! Special thanks...
The Blacktongue Thief: Part Three
22 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yard talk (11:28 to skip)! Luke rejects middle age lady aura and Dan needs an ELI5 for the goblin qu...
The Blacktongue Thief: Part Two
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Diet soda is in, and probiotics are out (9:30 to skip). Join us as we brainstorm the best way to dea...
The Blacktongue Thief: Part One
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke earns a new nickname (10:25 to skip). This episode has a lot of school talk so get that cap and...
Ninth House: Part Three
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan form a neighborhood watch (11:30 to skip). Darlington is voted most overrated while Ale...
Ninth House: Part Two
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Honk honk, friends (8:35 to skip). Luke and Dan find their house and lose their friends? Then Luke a...
Ninth House: Part One
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan pitches his new business idea (7:45 to skip). Man, these guys need to figure out some better use...
Dungeon Crawler Carl: Part Two
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Time for the AI talk (6:42 to skip). Dan wants to stop the AI footpocalypse and Luke doesn’t w...
Dungeon Crawler Carl: Part One
04 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Horse or knockout, pick a side (13:00 to skip). Dan’s going all the way past the 18th floor wi...
Fourth Wing: Part Three
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bikers rights (11:00 to skip)! New worst power discussion incoming. Chocolate cake is not food and D...
Fourth Wing: Part Two
13 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan wants recognition for his restaurant loyalty (11:25 to skip). Violet is taking the chosen one tr...
Fourth Wing: Part One
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
No warm up, things are hot enough already. Worst dragon power of all time? Also, who is growing flow...
Wind and Truth: Part Four
27 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Controversial opinion: watching sports is a lot more fun if you cheer for the team that’s goin...
Wind and Truth: Part Three
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan are living on hard mode sometimes (9:00 to skip). Is it time to conquer Shinovar? Does ...
Wind and Truth: Part Two
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The fellas tell you how to host a proper board game night (8:40 to skip). Shin society seems quite s...
Wind and Truth: Part One
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan don’t want your gifts (12:13 to skip). Its been a while since the boys have thoug...
The Dark Forest: Part Three
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has another run in with a weird boi (9:35 to skip). Is everyone in the future a big dummy or did...
The Dark Forest: Part Two
16 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Movie watch (9:34 to skip)! Luke and Dan are not impressed. Get wallbroken, nerds. Special thanks to...
The Dark Forest: Part One
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy new year folks, today we’re warming up with all things pie (10:15 to skip). Apparently, ...
Three Body Problem: Season 1
20 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This one’s for the couch potatoes. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music.The po...
Mother of Learning: Part Three
14 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Christmas movies and tree decorating, hear our tips for getting into the christmas spirit (10:00 to ...
Mother of Learning: Part Two
06 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This may have become the most educated podcast you are listening to. Luke is making space for Defyin...
Mother of Learning: Part One
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan is out $15 and he is not happy about it (12:50 to skip). This character definitely needs to leve...
The Gunslinger: Part Two
16 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Time for some pop culture throwbacks to see where our thoughts were a few years ago (10:30 to skip)....
The Gunslinger: Part One
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Its finally getting cool (for one of the boys) and it is welcome (5:20 to skip). Luke is getting not...
‘Salem’s Lot: Part Three
26 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan is a Bezos fan (10:31 to skip)? Vampire rights incoming and Catholic priests are the original ne...
‘Salem’s Lot: Part Two
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you think you can pull off a fedora? Send us a fit check (8:00 to skip). Critical question during...
‘Salem’s Lot: Part One
11 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bigfoot hunters beware: Dan is not buying it (13:50 to skip). Luke and Dan feel the siren song of be...
Outskirter’s Secret: Part Three
04 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's movie time again! Turns out Luke and Dan are all in on movie theaters these days (9:20 to skip)...
Outskirter’s Secret: Part Two
27 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t mind the number of times we refer to the star in Orion’s armpit (4:53 to skip). Da...
Outskirter’s Secret: Part One
20 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke’s got a new mic and a new gym routine (8:10 to skip). The Outskirts are lookin rough, but...
The Steerswoman: Part Two
13 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan thinks its time for a car revolution (08:35 to skip). The steerswomen are certainly one of the o...
The Steerswoman: Part One
06 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve figured out the foolproof way to make a hit fantasy show (12:30 to skip). Luke and Dan a...
The Fires of Vengeance: Part Three
30 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Water bottle talk (8:24 to skip)! Luke apologizes for his thought crimes and Dan has a spicy theory....
The Fires of Vengeance: Part Two
24 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan goes to the movies to get the essence of life (10:40 to skip). Tau gets a bad grade on RateMyPro...
The Fires of Vengeance: Part One
16 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke desperately tries to avoid sounding like a middle schooler to someone on the phone (11:50 to sk...
The State of the Fantasy Union
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan talk about other fantasy/scifi things they are into right now. Big Wonka talk and the s...
Son of a Liche: Part Three
26 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke’s intro rant proves advertising works folks (10:18 to skip). Dan names the MVPs and Luke ...
Son of a Liche: Part Two
19 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke starts this episode by claiming that USA sports are the best in the world and soccer is for a b...
Son of a Liche: Part One
15 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Book reports, Winnie the Pooh and joining the undead army to avoid knee pain. I’m thinking we&...
A Feast for Crows: Part Four
14 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for your book report! Luke and Dan are taking another short break but will be back in July...
A Feast for Crows: Part Three
07 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Photos are out, but selfies are in (9:35 to skip). Cersei continues her historic cringe run, sigils ...
A Feast for Crows: Part Two
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Compliments only on other peoples food folks (8:15 to skip)! Sam is a legend and we’re excited...
A Feast for Crows: Part One
25 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan are back! Big updates incoming (13:12 to skip). Nobody’s snatching these chains a...
Caliban’s War: Part Three
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan go fishing for a sponsorship (7:00 to skip). If you were wondering who Caliban is, stic...
Caliban’s War: Part Two
30 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan goes off the grid (11:00 to skip). Turns out Bobbie has fallen for the propaganda, and Avasarala...
Caliban’s War: Part One
23 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Dan learns the rules of basketball (9:35 to skip), then we give our takes on the first episode of Th...
Leviathan Wakes: Part Three
15 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan complain about modern life (08:30 to skip). Fred is either a lucky idiot or a tactical ...
Leviathan Wakes: Part Two
01 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out the teens are alright (6:25 to skip). Our crew needs to get some hobbies and stop being bo...
Leviathan Wakes: Part One
22 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
You accepting cookies or naw? (09:02 to skip) Luke and Dan do flesh talk and we get taken to office ...
A Darker Shade of Magic: Part Three
16 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Just a heads up before you get into this one, we had a little recording issue so Dan’s audio i...
A Darker Shade of Magic: Part Two
08 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke hits us with the hottest of snack takes. But actually he is very right (7:21 to skip). Luke is ...
A Darker Shade of Magic: Part One
02 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Chefs are artists and it’s immoral to tweak their creations (9:40 to skip). Kell is a big ol&#...
The Bone Ships: Part Three
26 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan wrap up The Bone Ships by talking about modern art and the means of production. Dan glo...
The Bone Ships: Part Two
19 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We’re not ready to leave Christmas behind quite yet (11:30 to skip). All we want is a new big ...
The Bone Ships: Part One
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready for a discussion about thick drinks and child ghosts. Are these pirates too harsh or not h...
The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook: Part Two
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke joins the truck club (8:00 to skip). Science talk is back and we’ve got a big mass balanc...
The Frugal Wizard’s Handbook: Part One
15 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets bullied by his local beekeeper (15:00 to skip). Folks, these alternate dimensions are seein...
Legend: Part Two
08 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Why you don’t mess with Thanksgiving dishes (16:30 to skip). This episode starts off with some...
Legend: Part One
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Introducing: gray cousins (10:50 to skip). The drama is peak and the cringe is ripe. Luke does a sig...
Best Served Cold: Part Three
23 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan is back on the fairgrounds, what will he find this time? (12:20 to skip) Thank god Cosca is back...
Best Served Cold: Part Two
17 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All the college football fans that listen to the pod, this warmup is for you (12:20 to skip). Shiver...
Best Served Cold: Part One
10 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly, this warmup rant is all over the place (11:50 to skip). Does everyone in the North need to...
The Horror at Red Hook and The Ballad of Black Tom: Part Two
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re standing up for everyone’s right to not text back (14:20 to skip). It’s time...
The Horror at Red Hook and The Ballad of Black Tom: Part One
28 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke reminds us that while ball is life, sometimes life is not ball (9:06 to skip). Hitting Lovecraf...
Shadow Over Innsmouth & Litany of Earth
20 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I know we talk about food a lot, but have we already done this warmup? (9:30 to skip) Frog/Fish peop...
To Shape a Dragon’s Breath: Part Three
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who wants to get in on some trivia? (12:00 to skip). Liberty invents the grindset and Marta needs a ...
To Shape a Dragon’s Breath: Part Two
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets a clone (9:00 to skip). Barbecues are out, Luncheons are in. Turns out Dan knows all the ca...
To Shape a Dragon’s Breath: Part One
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke gives us a solid gold business idea that I would have literally used today (8:49 to skip). Firs...
The Final Empire: Part Three
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who needs a warmup when you’ve got a classic Brandon Sanderson finale! You miss 100% of the sh...
The Final Empire: Part Two
08 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke kicks us off with a bike rant (11:45 to skip). Luke said it best, we are have finally gotten in...
The Final Empire: Part One
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan loves Will Ferrell and wishes him well in all future endeavors (8:00 to skip). So glad our team ...
Light Bringer: Part Three
25 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has a workplace dispute (11:58 to skip). Luke and Dan are screaming this episode. One is a screa...
Light Bringer: Part Two
18 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is not going climbing and that is final (9:25 to skip to book talk). Give us some squoosh rooms...
Light Bringer: Part One
10 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan and Luke are hyped about Baldur’s Gate 3 (7:10 to skip). Get Darrow some hobbies, please! ...
Dark Age: Part Three
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan needs a little bit more training for these big giant death machines (9:27 to skip). Maybe everyo...
Dark Age: Part Two
28 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke admits to being a quitter (6:00 to skip). Last week’s episode ending on a high note so we...
Dark Age: Part One
21 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Still holding out hope for a home Dippin’ Dots maker (12:00 to skip). Lysander is easily impre...
Iron Gold: Part Three
13 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fireworks or drones (12:20 to skip)? Please, we need to see a zoladone ad. Also worst character roun...