Iron Gold: Part Two
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shouts out to DJs, you’ve gone underappreciated for too long (7:40 to skip). Trying to keep th...
Iron Gold: Part One
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Don’t ask anyone why they are vegetarian if you aren’t ready to feel a little bit guilty...
Waybound
15 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
To keep our spirits up on this bittersweet day Dan gets us warmed up with an update on his dance mov...
Bastion: Part Two
09 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan takes a stand (2:55). Sol is simultaneously way better and way worse somehow. Dan wants to know ...
Bastion: Part One
02 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan’s laboratory skills are failing him in his quest for the perfect biscuit (9:10 to skip). W...
Into the Labyrinth
26 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We’re so excited to start our progression fantasy tour that we have no warmup today. Hugh brea...
Rogue Protocol
18 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Time to reinvent the blood pact (10:33 to skip). Luke and Dan reveal just how dystopian this future ...
Artificial Condition
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Warmup today is about ideal social outings and our new business idea (13:15 to skip). Dino nuggies m...
Graceling: Part Two
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Who is Leck, really? How could Po be this dumb? Who has the best plan and why does it include a net?...
Graceling: Part One
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Learn a little bit about how surprisingly organized junkyards are in today’s warmup (12:55 to ...
Leech: Part Two
13 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have a double warm up here starting with urban planning talk and speed running sunroofs (11:44 to...
Leach: Part One
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
As promised Dan gives a report on the wedding and has been working on his baking skills (6:00 to ski...
The Stone Sky: Part Two
17 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A couple of mini warm ups get us taking about gadgets and books (10:15 to skip). Luke and Dan return...
The Stone Sky: Part One
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke attended a book festival and wants to tell you about it (7:25 to skip). If you’re turning...
Last Argument of Kings: Part Three
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan jumps into a warmup (10:20 to skip). The boys get called out for their love of maps and Severard...
Last Argument of Kings: Part Two
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke drinks whiskey at a bachelor party and wants to talk about it (12:00 to skip). The Bloody Nine ...
Last Argument of Kings: Part One
16 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys get back to holiday talk to warm up (12:46 to skip). Jezel is officially the king of idiots...
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Three
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke must face a harsh truth about his sports fanhood (10:20 to skip). Folks, does it count as a war...
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Two
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Luke needs more sports (10:45 to skip)! The boys get called out and it turns out Tress is a bit of a...
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part One
27 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Warm up today is gonna get you riled up if you’re a big self-destruct button fan (12:00 to ski...
Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part Three
19 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Something fishy is going on in the Parlor Passage. Also Luke and Dan still don’t get the plan....
Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part Two
13 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We know you’ve all wanted a fortune cookie warmup so here you go (8:20 to skip). You may think...
Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part One
06 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Dan starts with a hype moment and Luke calls out Locke’s magic skills. Break out your IRL Game...
Holiday Gift + Fantasy TV
22 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
As promised Dan gives us an introduction to his favorite Christmas Tree scent brand (Amazon link). W...
The Rook: Part Three
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Artificial Christmas tree discussion ahead (10:30 to skip). Luke points out that the Cheque can̵...
The Rook: Part Two
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Warming up today with our classic love and appreciation of capitalism and how great toys are (10:35 ...
The Rook: Part One
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan regales us with a tale of woe (14:39 to skip). Off rip, where are you staying? You getting room ...
Ancillary Justice: Part Three
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the holiday season, so as is tradition it’s time for us to fix one of the holidays ...
Ancillary Justice: Part Two
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan starts this episode off with a little story time (11:00 to skip). Dan proposes a theory that eve...
Ancillary Justice: Part One
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Today’s warmup is an advice column and Dan needs help with his dance strategy (14:05 to skip)....
All Systems Red
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The long anticipated no-till agriculture warmup is finally here (11:20 to skip). Are these bot maker...
Nona the Ninth: Part Two
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get warmed up by learning a fun fact about the Heimlich maneuver, although double-check those dates ...
Nona the Ninth: Part One
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is starting a grassroots movement dedicated to improving restaurant nachos (9:32 to skip). Leav...
Harrow the Ninth: Part Two
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You have a mission this week: get destroyed over-the-board by a child (10:10 to skip). Your hosts ar...
Harrow the Ninth: Part One
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Stick around for the extra long warmup today and tell us your rules and regulations for socializing ...
Gideon the Ninth: Part Two
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has a very shady fun fact about body parts to get us warmed up (7:00 to skip). Ya boys come up w...
Gideon the Ninth: Part One
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan and Luke start this episode talking about how Spiderman should be way more concerned with wage t...
A Storm of Swords: Part Four
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the end of the Summer of Swords and we’ve got to commemorate it… Should we ge...
A Storm of Swords: Part Three
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan come out hot with a borderline problematic ageist rant. Dan wants to if it is possible ...
A Storm of Swords: Part Two
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan betrays our childhood with a very hot take on Star Wars (7:50 to skip). Deep dive into weddings ...
A Storm of Swords: Part One
19 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan holds firm in his refusal to watch any Game of Thrones content. Meanwhile Luke can’t help ...
The Dragonbone Chair: Part Three
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You know we are getting Eragon TV series warmed up (12:13 to skip). Simon’s evil twin is revea...
The Dragonbone Chair: Part Two
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets us started with a very hot take on everyone’s favorite unforgivable curse (10:00 to s...
The Dragonbone Chair: Part One
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has officially committed to the bit (11:28 to skip). This episode is all about 2 things: draggin...
Dreadgod
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke gets us warmed up with reports from Olive Garden (9:15 to skip). Several new segments are intro...
Redwall: Part Two
08 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I know this is the Summer of Swords, but the boys have a few questions about this particular sword. ...
Redwall: Part One
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a big throwback day as we get reacquainted with our local library and everyone’s fa...
The Sword of Shannara: Part Three
16 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan hit us with a very topical rant about TV these days (11:58 to skip). Of course Dan has ...
The Sword of Shannara: Part Two
09 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets us warmed up with a riveting furniture story (7:35 to skip). Shea proves that he has very p...
The Sword of Shannara: Part One
27 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke got heated at a chemical conference so if you work for ExxonMobile, you have some explaining to...
The Library at Mount Char: Part Three
20 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’ve got some well earned awards to give out, find out who is the worst person and who had th...
The Library at Mount Char: Part Two
13 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ALERT! GROCERY. STORE. WARM. UP. (7:22 skip). What is going on with the President of Mount Char? Fat...
The Library at Mount Char: Part One
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan wants us to get warmed up with a surprise Pokemon and Disney reference (6:35 to skip). Big disag...
Orconomics: Part Two
29 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yeehaw, Luke gets us warmed up with a rant about Western movies (7:35 to skip). Dan pops off about a...
Orconomics: Part One
21 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Huge mood shift between last week and this one, we’re getting back to the funnies! Hey villain...
Parable of the Sower: Part Two
15 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has learned a key aspect of Elden Ring since the Patreon episode (7:05 to skip). Luke and Dan ad...
Parable of the Sower: Part One
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are happy to be back with some good podcast news and a long warmup. Small dog owners beware, you&...
Rhythm of War: Part Four
17 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Good news, we finally get to have some dragon discourse in Stormlight, did we get the dragon checkli...
Rhythm of War: Part Three
10 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke gets us warmed up with an essential bathroom innovation (9:30 to skip). Brandon had a very big ...
Rhythm of War: Part Two
04 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We’re coming back to our favorite punching bag (cause he won’t punch back), Lirin how ar...
Rhythm of War: Part One
24 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Patreon is up (https://www.patreon.com/dcitabc) be sure to check out those subscriber benefits! ...
Dawnshard
18 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We announce some podcast news and then warmup with a hot debate about everyone’s favorite show...
Academ’s Fury: Part Three
11 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Marat officially have pants on fire, and Jim needs to leave Doroga alone. Also, First Lord rhyme...
Academ’s Fury: Part Two
03 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It’s everyone’s favorite segment, we’re warming up with some grocery store talk (8...
Academ’s Fury: Part One
27 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Luke brags about how popular he is (6:10 to skip). The boy stand up to bullying and for once in his ...
Oathbringer: Part Four
21 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
No warmup on this one since in classic Sanderson fashion the ending of Oathbringer has a lot of grou...
Oathbringer: Part Three
13 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Dan wants to learn a little "real life lore" while reading (10:55 to skip). Luke no longer...
Oathbringer: Part Two
07 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing personal but I don’t want to share food with you and I have something to say about it ...
Oathbringer: Part One
30 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Apologies, but we have to talk about Lebron (8:15 to skip). Luke decides to start us off by pissing ...
Edgedancer
23 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re starting with a warm-up that really gets Dan upset (7:20 to skip). So many details that ...
Words of Radiance: Part Four
16 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dan comes out swinging at these so called "geniuses". Luke is hesitant to give Dan props f...
Words of Radiance: Part Three
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re getting warmed up with our first e-bike news segment, many more to come (7:30 to skip). ...
Words of Radiance: Part Two
02 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dan gets warmed up with a crisis and Luke talks him down (10:57 to skip). The boys talk theories of ...
Words of Radiance: Part One
25 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We’re getting warmed up with some holiday talk (8:40 to skip) and...
Reaper: Part Two
11 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Turns out Reaper and The Fast And Furious movies have a lot in common: both are all about fam. Dan t...
Reaper: Part One
05 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
As is tradition we’ve got to do some Ozriel theories before really getting started. Another tr...
Trick or Treat!
28 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys present a very special Halloween episode. Enjoy the local neighborhood! Special thanks to c...
The Hollow Places: Part Two
21 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re getting warmed up by reminiscing about what brought us back into fantasy (6:00 to skip),...
The Hollow Places: Part One
14 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dan has a nightmare and is sort of hyped. This episode celebrates great innovations in prank history...
Foundation: Part Two
30 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Is the Foundation TV show living up to our expectations? It’s complicated and we have a lot of...
Foundation: Part One
23 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Luke is making fantastic latte art on the Twitter (@DCitaBC) and Dan has some hot hands he apparentl...
Nice Dragons Finish Last: Part Two
16 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Very long intro today, we’re learning all about RenFest and why Dan can’t wait to go bac...
Nice Dragons Finish Last: Part One
09 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys give a sci-fi/fantasy news update and they are hyped. Skip to 9:05 if you have already hear...
Malazan Books 1-3 (ft. Ten Very Big Books Podcast)
26 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Malazan Book of the Summer ends on a high note as Pete and AJ from the Ten Very Big Books Podcast jo...
Memories of Ice: Part Four
19 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In the penultimate episode of Malazan Book of the Summer, Luke gives a much needed perspective shift...
Memories of Ice: Part Three
12 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We cover a lot of ground in this one, from Jamba Juice employees to archaeologists, there’s so...
Memories of Ice: Part Two
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dan and Luke warm up by doing movie/tv/game executives’ jobs for them (7:33 to skip). The boys...
Memories of Ice: Part One
29 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Opening with our conflicting thoughts on Bo Burnham’s new special today (10:50 to skip to the ...
Deadhouse Gates: Part Three
22 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys start with some obligatory Space Jam II predictions (9:28 to skip). Wuff, wuff this Chain o...
Deadhouse Gates: Part Two
15 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We’re getting all of our foodie takes out for the warmup this time (6:00 to skip). Shouts out ...
Deadhouse Gates: Part One
08 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The boys return with a hot take about the most beautiful game out there (8:53 to skip). The Malazan ...
Gardens of the Moon: Part Three
17 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan decide it’s time to get hype again (7:15 to skip). Dan loves Oponn’s style ...
Gardens of the Moon: Part Two
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dan comes up with a profound observation about the nature of good and evil to start us off (7:09 to ...
Gardens of the Moon: Part One
03 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’re talking about all the important bits from the first 6 chapters, like how much you ...
The Lost War: Part Three
27 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan check out the first 3 episodes of the new Netflix show, Shadow and Bone (skip to 13:55 ...
The Lost War: Part Two
20 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Another classic segment of Dan explains it to Luke, what are we doing with Mynygogg you guys? Time f...
The Lost War: Part One
13 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
To warm up Dan makes a quick retraction and Luke become a wedding registry innovator. Seriously, tho...
The Obelisk Gate: Part Two
06 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Dan’s bringing us back to our roots with a super-specific rant about mundane life events (10:2...
The Obelisk Gate: Part One
29 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Luke and Dan are not very excited about one of these characters coming back, can you guess which one...
Bloodline
22 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Will Wight continues to impress with his ability to make the power scale in his stories absolutely a...