S11 Ep12: S11E12 - "Flipping" - Drew Blood's Dark Tales Podcast

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Drew Blood's Dark Tales — A Horror Fiction Anthology and Scary Stories Podcast 41 min 3 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 16 days ago
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Who is Kevin Loomis and why is he called the “Friendly Flipper”?

Unknown 0:01
Fuck. Perit Annet Ohi fiilise, näet kaikki tututtaa. Annet tunteen sojahtaa. Hetken, jos maailmat kohtaa, kun kaikki etsii omaa paikkaa. Koke alvis yhtä aikaa, ja päällä voisin viime, missä kaikki kohdalla.
Greg Foot 0:38
Kun mietin tulevaa. Ajattelen minulle tärkeitä ihmisiä ja sitä, mitä haluan tarjota heille. Nordea Private Bankingissa oma sijoitusjohtajani auttaa tekemään päätöksiä, jotka kestävät aikaa. Näin perheeni pysyy askeleen edellä. Nordea.fi Kautta Privata.
Burt Sharsteen 0:57
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Drew Blood 1:01
Hey friends, it's me again. You know what's really easy to do and even easier to forget? Hit that like button for me if you're listening on YouTube. If you're listening somewhere else, what the hell? Give me a thumb, say hello. Helps me a ton with that algorithm. And besides, it's always nice to see you there. And on to the show.
Unknown 1:30
Oh sh
Drew Blood 1:43
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Burt Sharsteen 2:34
Mm.
Drew Blood 2:37
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Drew Blood 3:23
Either way, thank you sincerely for enjoying the work we do. So tonight we welcome author Seth Paul. In this one, Kevin Loomis flips houses for a living. This one's five miles down a dirt road in the Louisiana Bayou and came at the bargain price of five hundred bucks. Bound to be a couple problems, I'd say. So without further delay, y'all, from author Seth Paul, I give you. Weapon.
Drew Blood 3:59
The rustic cabin was little more than a shack sitting in the midst of the Louisiana bayou. All that led to it was a dirt road, and the dirt road wound off the main road for at least five miles before arriving here. Even calling it a dirt road at some point would be pushing it, as Kevin Loomis found out, thankful for the four wheel drive on his SUV during several very swampy sections. He got out of the twenty sixteen Patriot, slamming the door, and signed as he looked the cabin over, the sound of hootin' birds, frogs, and the occasional noise of things he didn't recognize, and hoped he never would. He pulled out his phone, checked for a signal, there was one, and made a call to a person he hoped would be very unhappy to hear him.
Drew Blood 4:54
This
Unknown 4:54
is Price.
Drew Blood 4:55
Price? It's Kevin. I'm standing in front of the crap hole now. Kevin couldn't see Price on the other end, but he could tell he was squirming.
Unknown 5:05
Yeah,
Drew Blood 5:06
well Yeah, well nothing. You honestly think anyone would be interested in us flipping this thing?

What does Kevin discover when he first reaches the abandoned Louisiana cabin?

Unknown 5:13
Look, Kev, the market for cleaning up homes that just need a little love is running dry. The audience wants to see a real wreck turned into something better, and this one really fit the bill.
Drew Blood 5:26
Fit the bill. The thing is condemnable. How did you even find this thing? I barely did, and I drove to it.
Unknown 5:35
Been searching the obituaries looking for places that have gone on the market because the owners died.

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