S11 Ep15: S11E15 - "Never Ever Ever" - Drew Blood's Dark Tales Podcast

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Drew Blood's Dark Tales — A Horror Fiction Anthology and Scary Stories Podcast 36 min 6 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 1 hour ago
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Fletcher Christian 0:00
Onks tässä näytös jotain häikää? No sitten on varmaan turha soittaa sampalle gigantti. Sampale?
Duncan Wisbey 0:05
Nyt näytös ehkä kannattaisi. Nyt kun katsoo, niin pitää soittaa
Unknown 0:09
sampallo. Varsinkin
Duncan Wisbey 0:10
jos siellä kata kahvia tällä tavalla. Niin
Unknown 0:12
pitää todellakin soittaa sampalle.
Duncan Wisbey 0:13
Gigantti yrityksille. Kaikki mitä toimistoa tarvitaan ja halutaan. Myös tunnin tikatoimituksella.
Fletcher Christian 0:20
Freestars on laatua, kestävyyttä, laajaa valikoimaa ja hyvää saatavuutta. Friestaars työvaatteet. Saatavilla Jälleenmyyltä kauttamaan.
Drew Blood 0:32
Hey, friends, it's me again. You know what's really easy to do and even easier to forget? Help me out and hit that like button if you're listening on YouTube. If you're listening somewhere else, what the hell? Pop in and give me a thumb. Say hi while you're at it. Helps me a ton with that damn algorithm. And besides, it's always nice to see you there. All right then. Let's hop on that crazy train. ORBOUK!
Drew Blood 1:05
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Drew Blood 1:22
Well hey there, friend. First off, Happy Hug of Vegetarian Day. Well, I'd love to celebrate with you, but I I don't think there are any here in Texas. Here's a pro tip though, vegetarian girls are crazy as shit. If you find one, I do suggest you hug her once or even twice, maybe three times, stops, and then you gotta change your phone number. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. We've got a story for you tonight from author Chris Slime Beast Wolf. Can you believe it? I agree, Chester, that's not a very huggable name at all. Not too vegetarian sounding either. I'd say this fella wants exactly no hugs at all, and frankly I'm fine with that. Mm. Hey, do me a favor and visit Chillin' Talesford Darknice dot com.
Drew Blood 2:15
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Drew Blood 3:00
After that, his life starts. going suspiciously well. Let's hope it stays that way. So without further delay, from author Chris Slime Beast Wolf, I give you Never Ever Ever

Why does a lonely bookstore clerk wander into the woods at White Leaf Park?

Drew Blood 3:18
I used to go hocking to clear my mind. It was nothing extraordinary. No backpack, no walking stick, no geolocator app on my phone. Just casual walks through White Leaf Park. It wasn't so much a hobby for me as it was a way to pass the time, if that makes sense. Something to do and enjoy without placing any real expectations on it. Sometimes I'd spend hours watching the new crop of butterflies migratin'. Other afternoons I'd just take a brisk stroll to forget about a specific customer at work. I worked in sales, as a cashier specifically. Good Books The Soulless Chain Store that changed its name to Books, exclamation mark included for a brief period in two thousand six. When I was a teenager it seemed like an easy job with the added benefit of getting my hands on new releases before anyone else.
Drew Blood 4:20
In my twenties, however, the charm of reading the latest comedy scripted franchise novel was a lot less appealing. I started spending more time staring at the kiosk of adult calendars than anything else. If you ever want to know what it's like to feel alone in a public place, work in a bookstore. It has all the deathly quiet of a library, combined with the social ineptitude of every awkward introvert you avoided in high school. Lord help you if you start a conversation with anyone at any time. because they're going to explain their favorite author and preferred genre of literature as if you haven't heard of it. All you can do is nod periodically. It was around sunset when I went to White Leaf that night.
Drew Blood 5:10
There was a spot where I liked to chill out, maybe work through a few pages of a tell I wasn't actually interested in, and convince myself that the world was still a magical place beyond the beige walls of my self made consumerist prison.

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