Chapter 1: What unique experiences do the wives share about their marriages?
welcome back to the duck call room ladies and gentlemen we uh have a unique episode we are sigh less no sigh not silas he gone turn it off now but to replace him we found people just as kooky They're back. Our wives, baby.
It's the wives episode.
It's the wives. We do have something a little fun planned for today. We'll get to here in a little bit. We're going to... Play a newlywed game, even though we've been married 11 years, or we'll be 11 in a few short days. I was making sure today's date.
Chapter 2: How did 'Duck Dynasty' affect Justin Martin's honeymoon plans?
How long y'all?
What if it was your anniversary today? What were you going to do?
I knew it wasn't today, but there was a real chance it was within 72 hours. But I knew it wasn't today.
What are we at, Allison?
15 and a half. 15 and a half.
Look at that. We're still celebrating half, Peters.
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Chapter 3: What quirky habits do the couples reveal during the Newlywed Game?
We're still young. We'll just catch up on some life stuff here. Allison, how's school teaching been? You're done with your first full year shaping our mind.
It's summer now. It was a great first year, but I'm excited for summer.
Yeah. What grade did you teach?
Second grade.
Second grade. Did you just try and whisper to me in the middle of that?
I said, why are you shaking your head at me? You're doing that. I wasn't shaking my head.
I was just listening.
He does this thing where he does this all the time and he doesn't realize.
And I shake my head?
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Chapter 4: What is the significance of 'beige flags' in relationships?
Well, to be fair, his whole body is shaking.
I'm a fidgety person.
Join the comment section. That red, white, and blue monster is already kicking in over there.
I love the attempt at the whisper, though. She's at the end of the table, the most seen. And she whispers into a microphone at me. Why are you shaking your head? I'm sorry, I'll try not to move. Oh gosh, that was so funny.
You will actually explode if you don't move though, won't you? Like all that energy.
I got a new employee and on his first day I told him, all right, you're just going to shadow me, watch, learn. And at one point, you know, if I get a second, I'm just going to move. And so I just walked down the aisle and walked back just to move. And he followed me and I was like, I like this kid.
He follows instructions, but you don't have to follow me if I'm just moving because I can't stop moving.
young gabriel if you stop moving it's a problem yeah yeah so i don't have that problem second grade fun huh they can't stop moving either so oh well yeah you feel right at home then i do there you go uh allison did win uh wife of the year no offense britney i couldn't give that award to you to me okay rude did because did you see what i got for my birthday
Oh, I did.
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Chapter 5: How do the couples plan their dream vacations?
I know. We're going to have to bring it. My wife got me a hot dog roller, as you would see in a convenience store for my birthday.
Where do you even find that? On Amazon. Of course.
Get anything you want on Amazon. I would eat an uncomfortable amount of hot dogs if they were that readily available.
So for his birthday, we had a hot dog rolling dinner.
That sounds delightful It really does That's the problem though Because when you have a hot dog party You go out to your grill And you cook all the hot dogs And then you bring them in Hot dog number two is not hot You're not wrong If you are the weirdo with the roller at your home
They're all hot.
Perfect temperature. It was really good.
So do they, will it like blister them? Yeah, if you want to.
It has temperature control.
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Chapter 6: What fun anecdotes do the guests share about their spouses?
Yeah. You put the back rollers on like 400 and get them suckers cooked. Then you bring them forward to the front rollers where you got a nice balmy 175, and it just keeps them at 175 the whole time.
July 4th is going to be awesome.
It's going to be what we like to call a banger. It's a hot dog summer. You've heard of white boy summer.
It's a hot dog summer.
Get ready for hot dog summer. Yeah. Here's what I figured out. You casually mention to your wife that you want something. Yeah. Then you just search it on Amazon a bunch for like a week.
And it'll come up suggested. I'm just working that out. And then she was like, oh, yeah, I think he said that once. I got to be honest. I've never wanted one of them or never knew that I wanted one of those till right now.
I'm an innovator.
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Chapter 7: How do the couples handle lost keys and stubbornness?
I think I might have one built in someday. Like if I ever hit the lottery.
I'm seriously considering because we always go to Chattanooga for July 4th of order morning and having it shipped to the Wheeler's house.
Actually, that. You know what they would call you?
A good friend. Yeah. I'll just leave it there. Like it's a party gift. Like, here you go.
That's a good idea.
Y'all host parties all the time.
If you go to a 4th of July party this year and you're listening to this podcast, do not bring hot dogs. Bring the roller and the hot dog. What a boss. And then just be the life of that party.
Like you blister them on the grill real quick and then you move them to the roller.
And they stay perfect.
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Chapter 8: What insights do the couples provide about communication in marriage?
That's a good idea, too. To get that grill flavor. That's the juice.
Calm down, Pioneer Woman. Ooh, that nice grill charcoal. I don't even eat hot dogs. You got to have some grill marks. You don't like hot dogs?
I don't like hot dogs. Really? Yeah.
You watch that How It Was Made or something?
No, I just never have liked them. But I do like sausage dogs.
speaking of hot dogs joey chestnut although on probation he will be there july 4th oh yeah for his misdemeanor assault charge they're gonna let him go they're gonna let even though he punched somebody i guess they're gonna let him defend his title but i guess hunter's in charge of this episode hunter are you ready for newlywed game stuff are you ready for instagram clips for all of us to go to marriage counseling
I have like nine interview questions if you want to start there. Nine?
You're in charge, Hunter.
Hey, you just fired.
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