Chapter 1: What does Godwin share about becoming a grandpa?
When you're cleaning them crops, I might start using gloves.
Well, you're cleaning too many. Drop them off at my house. You're cleaning too many of them.
Right here, you'll get a scab right there.
Oh, you poor thing.
Man, retirement must stink.
That's where that trigger depresses on that electric knife.
Oh, no. That's the same thing with my shotgun. I rub a big, big blister right there on my banana shotgun. And I don't know why. Well, you need to hold on to it, Tiger.
You want to talk about problems we got. I know.
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Chapter 2: What chaotic incident did Martin experience with a shotgun?
Well, I've got that tight loose. You don't want to retire. There ain't but one way to fix that. There's too many decisions to make. Oh, I see it when you retire. It's just too many decisions. Do I go this morning or do I make it go at noon?
Yeah. Or do I chase Paula around in my red sweater?
Or do I take Paula with me?
Do I get on a deer stand? Do I get in the boat?
That's right. Do I go deer hunting or get in the boat?
What all decisions do you make each and every day, Si?
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Chapter 3: What surprising story involves a goose and a UPS driver?
Check my eyelids.
So I got to decide, wake up every morning and decide to breathe.
What time? The only time I got to decide is how long am I going to sleep this morning? How long?
Where am I going? Oh, how do you describe an omelet? An omelet? Describe an omelet?
By the good-looking woman that's cooking it for me. What? What?
Hunter just lost it on that one.
Well, hey, I can't help it. Hey, because when you said that.
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Chapter 4: What life advice does Si give when life gets tough?
Hunter just cracked up. When you said that, I remember a jet landed at the airport up here. Oh, yeah.
From the Seminoles.
I was on it. From the Seminoles. And look, when they opened the thing for us to walk on, a good-looking Seminole Indian woman opened it. And then she said, when we come in, would you like an omelet, sir? Yeah.
I like how that's where your mind goes when just discussing eggs.
That's not what I was telling my dating days. Hunter said, hold it, we can't run that. And I said, Hunter, that's the best time of my life. What do you mean you can't run it? Hey, you've got to run that, son.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts debate the merits of omelets?
You know. Well, there's children.
Everybody knows Uncle Si's a lover. Oh, boy. You ain't a fighter? I ain't a fighter. He ain't a fighter. He's a lover.
I'll run away from a fight, but I'll chase a woman for miles. One mile. Hey, you got me started, boys. I love the girls. I love these. He did not get you started. He asked how you like omelets.
Chapter 6: What humorous experiences do the hosts share about hunting?
He said, do you like omelets? And you were like, you know what I do like, ladies. Well, he said omelets. Hey.
I think he was setting up one of his famous dad jokes. I know. And Si just said, no. We're going this way.
No.
Because I think about all the omelets I've eaten at the Waffle House, and I don't think I'd describe them by the look of the cook. Oh. Oh. I just thought they were excellent. See? There you go.
Chapter 7: What insights do they provide on the holiday season and food?
They're excellent.
See, y'all not like me. Y'all got to get some romance in your life, guys. Good job. What are you talking about?
I am not wearing a red Speedo.
I mean, I might, but... I got one. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll wear it. Hey. Hold on, hold on. Just because whenever he says omelet, I don't immediately go to women does not make me not romantic.
I know. I think of white or wheat.
But at some point... The women or the omelet?
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts reflect on their experiences with family and life changes?
At some point, you do have to crack some eggs.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, you got to crack an egg to make an omelet, Jack.
There you go.
Omelets are weird. Hey. They're good.
But why? Why not just eat eggs?
You can stuff them with all kind of stuff.
No, no. See, y'all have brought me.
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